Chris Baiocchetti
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Cat dad
Hey Philly ... about that slavery exhibit that got taken down, NYC has thoughts on what to do about that...
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Naiyima Severe (she/her/hers)
1 day ago
POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.
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Hope? Yeah, that's not how nuclear war works, dumb dumbs. May this new version traumatize the shit out of everyone like the original did. Because it's supposed to.
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The reason cannot be as obvious as it seems, right?
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2 days ago
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Bondi on a real "Marjorie Taylor Greene ain't got shit on me" tear today.
2 days ago
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Fondly remembering when, as a child, I first heard the term "Underground Railroad" and, since I took it literally, thought it was the coolest sounding thing. Meanwhile, in the real, cruel world:
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2 days ago
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Shorter Oz: "What do you mean measles can kill ANYBODY?!!?!?!?!?!?!"
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3 days ago
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Hey Charlie, are you able to look back on your political life and tell us when exactly your balls fell of? Fucking do something real or get out of the god damned way.
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3 days ago
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Lesley Carhart
4 days ago
Currently, the outrage to the visible contents of the Epstein files is so mild that I have to think the majority of people just aren't even casually checking them. I can't think of a phrase to describe what I've read even as a forensic analyst. "Cartoonishly evil" is too gentle. Horrific. Inhuman.
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John Scalzi
4 days ago
K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
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aliii✨✨
5 days ago
Yall—
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Inshallah.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
5 days ago
ethics professor here, can confirm
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So we're all in agreement that the Pats need to lose, and that the more humiliating it is the better. Right?
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Ink Radio
7 days ago
Your Black History Moment Not in The Epstein Files.
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This reads like a newly-discovered 22nd chapter of Clockwork Orange.
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6 days ago
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Imagining how Adams would have handled this by blood sacrificing the kids to appease the demons and ghosts.
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6 days ago
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Meanwhile, Mr. Cat: "Lies! Deceit! Subterfuge!"
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6 days ago
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Good stuff here, y'all.
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7 days ago
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Buncha fucking karens asking to see the manager. I hope they all catch jock itch
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7 days ago
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Paraphrased (badly) from memory of an old Twitter review: "Movie with a smart lady that no one listens to, and everyone else dies except for the smart woman and her cat. Five stars."
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Look, the guy's a piece of shit and I'm sure he's calculating how this can benefit him somehow. But as it pertains to the posted thread, the man's not wrong.
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I have not (and will not) read the actual article, so the following is based purely on the headline: What is this "we" shit, white man?
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7 days ago
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World, you have a golden chance to do the funniest goddamned thing in history.
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7 days ago
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Guess Haiti can't or won't pay the bribe the the IOC is surely not asking for.
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7 days ago
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Percentage of non-cute kangaroos still at 0%
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This walking Drakar Noir sample had exactly 2 non-shit songs, which the only songs of his that I've listened to. That said, some folks just give off that vibe enough that you're not surprised at all when you read a headline like this.
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I've seen enough posts to consider a resub to Disney+ for long enough to watch the Wonder Man show. I'm assuming he'll pop up in SecretDoomsWarDays with 0 context and it won't matter. But it's Abdul-Mateen, Kingsley and Joey Pants. There must be something good in there, right?
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oh christ, thought that was Drew Carey for a second. Dunno where Drew actually is these days, but it's gotta be better than this sad son of a bitch.
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Working Families Party 🐺
7 days ago
How it started: How it's going:
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Hey y'all ... I don't mean to jump to conclusions or anything, but it is just possible that the current President of the United States just might be a tad racist.
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Whoever that person is, stay mad.
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✪ Happy Black Fistory Month! ✪
8 days ago
Let everything happening radicalize you.
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I don't know about y'all, but I say we give this whole DHS shutdown thing as try.
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8 days ago
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Probably more anti-horror, but still:
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9 days ago
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The Starship Entity✨2026
9 days ago
Red Spider Planetary Nebula from Webb
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26020...
Oh what a tangled web a planetary nebula can weave. The Red Spider Planetary Nebula shows the complex structure that can result when a normal star ejects its outer gases and becomes a white dwarf star
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Rebecca Nagle
9 days ago
The widespread targeting of Native Americans demonstrates its not about legal status, its about racial profiling.
ictnews.org/news/fearing...
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Fearing ICE, Native Americans rush to prove their right to belong in the US - ICT
As Native Americans around the country rush to secure documents proving their right to live in the United States, many see a bitter irony.
https://ictnews.org/news/fearing-ice-native-americans-rush-to-prove-their-right-to-belong-in-the-us/
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I have no doubt that someone smarter than me has already made this observation, but Bezos' ex-wife has a perfect chance to do the funniest thing possible now that there's suddenly an even larger pool of newspaper folks looking for work.
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9 days ago
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Hey Julie, cry me a fucking river.
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10 days ago
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Again, just the biggest bunch of babies.
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10 days ago
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Seems not great:
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11 days ago
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
12 days ago
✊🏽
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14 days ago
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Eugene and Catherine fucking broke me. Also had me recall Phil And Jan
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14 days ago
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Moira hailed from a secret land where British and Philadelphia Main Line folks gathered together to create a new language. This shall culminate in an incantation which will summon the Olde Ones to devour the world. I don't suppose they could speed things up?
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Rowdy
14 days ago
you, yes you, are not qualified to give opsec advice to people whom you do not have a threat model for nor even remotely know personally
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Yeah, walk away pussy.
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14 days ago
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God, and I cannot stress this enough, FUCKING DAMMIT!
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14 days ago
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I'm sorry but if you don't see the issue with using chains along with the picture of a Black person, I don't know how that gets fixed. And these jagoffs ABSOLUTELY know what they're doing here.
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14 days ago
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Fucking gutless wonders
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