There are so many different "limited edition" versions of the McCartney album that the plain old regular black vinyl edition might actually end up being the most sought after. This is why I'm resisting pre-ordering it.

It's been a particularly grim day in the USA. We are truly being run by the most hateful and stupid people on earth. Fucking scum.

The Artemis II crew could have chosen not to go to the White House.

Good to hear Al Needham pop up on the latest Radio Nottingham "Shut Up And Show More Football" podcast.

Every photo I see of Kash Patel he looks like a deer caught in the headlights. A very drunk and fucked up deer.

This is fucking ridiculous.

That Trump passport is an abomination. Poorly designed, tacky shite just like everything else associated with him. But, you all knew what you were going to get when you elected him twice.

I've had Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet stuck in my head today for some reason.

I am sick and tired of hearing about that 'special relationship'. It never existed, really. And it should be put to bed latest now. It's humiliating for the UK. Always has been. As is Charles visit to Washington.

Hopefully the Royal visit will throw up more of those "Charles is wearing light grey socks which is code for "I hate Trump" or "Camilla's brooch contains emeralds in a cluster formation and signals that she supports the Me Too movement" theories. Those are always fun. 🥺

People are only just starting to do this now?

I don't know why these useless journalists just sit there and let this twat talk to them like that. Cowards.

The people yearn for a time when insanely rich paedophiles could at least dance.

Scintillating FA Cup final in store then. 🥱

It seems that a lot of people are happy to look the other way where noncing is concerned.

If you use your phone while driving you should be banned from driving, is my authoritarian view.

Lol this clown show of a press corps.

Well the press got what they deserve. A shit show.

*Puts bottle back into the fridge* 😐

Got to love a Friday night win to start the weekend off right. #nffc

"Nottingham Forest will be playing four- four-fucking two" - Vitor Pereira, earlier today...probably .. #nffc

Oh yes!!!! #nffc

I've decided to watch some of the snooker as a form of relaxation. I haven't really watched much snooker recently so I don't know much about the current players. Are there any real wrong 'uns that I should avoid rooting for?

Love a bit of VAR I do.

Joyous! #nffc

Bloody hell! 😊 #nffc

Everything is going great here! 😬

He walks on the Trent.

Don't fucking invite the cunt in the first place is the answer.

American "math" is obviously much different than British "maths".

Hillary Clinton was "too prepared" for the debates btw. Now we have a president that can't calculate a fucking percentage.

The people in the replies to Trump's % bollocks who do the proper calculation - "actually I think you'll find that it's XX% saving..." Yeah we know you can figure stuff out. It's basic stuff that the fucking President can't do! *sigh*

People make fun of the fact that these idiots don't know how percentages work, but it's not fucking funny at all is it? It should fucking terrify us all.

Play the fucking thing to him. For fucks sake!!!!!!

Fucking hell. Make it stop.

A bunch of fucking people on the right are crying tonight about the results in Virginia. Y’all should take a moment and call your buddies who are the governor of Texas and Donald Trump. You’re a bunch of fucking losers. The voters have spoken. Unlike TX. Fuck around and find out.

Oh shit.

What he had was a gun.

Any words for the Democrats who vote to confirm Trump's nominees?

A 37% approval rating for Trump at this point does not reflect well on America.

Morgs!

Morgs!

I thought Iran had already agreed to everything and that the war (which was not a war) was over?

I'm getting to the point of life now where I enjoy a Columbia fleece.

I encourage all Republican politicians and voters to chug that wholesome raw milk. Get it down you! What have you got to lose?

Is this a surprise to anybody? Seriously?

There's never a meteor strike where you need one.

The Thompson Twins enjoyed a digital castanet didn't they?