32 CHUNK GETS THE GOLD! 🐻 🥇

Forget the bull in the china shop, there’s a china doll in the bullpen

What’s your pick for Fat Bear Week? I’m leaning 128 Grazer for the 3peat but I’d love to see a comeback from 32 Chunk after his jaw injury

The fact that I spend over 1k a year on hair care products is the reason I could never stop being a whore. I’m starting to think my hair is a very demanding sugar baby tbh 😂

Something that seems to not be discussed much around the Tylenol autism conversation is that Tylenol is probably only the first of a long list of meds that will be baselessly attacked by this administration

We’re all in this together 😔

Wow what a weirdly specific day to see a “In God We Trust” license plate reading “HEAVN 4 US” Better luck next rapture, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Photographers: if you’re reaching out a month before you’re coming to my city and asking if I’d like to shoot with you, that actually carries the same weight as a client asking if I’m available immediately. The answer is always no.

I’m really hoping the rapture actually does happen this week so the rest of us can go back to posting our knockers on the feed and finally experience world peace

I was already studying Spanish, French, Italian and Portuguese, so I just decided to add Romanian and Latin onto my roster to really round out the Romance languages. My brain is too full for any bs now 😂

Tryst takes forever to approve photos now. They’re constantly shouting themselves in their own foot.

I started a rebel compost just a couple weeks ago and my worms are doing great! They’ve already fattened up, multiplied, and turned my veggie scraps and paper shreds into some nice looking black gold. I’m so proud of those squiggly squirmy little guys 🥹

All hail The Queen! When she stands, Friday’s jackpot rises. 👑🎰❤️ #OurSky #LasVegas

Touring is crazy because I just came back online after being mostly dormant all week and now the first amendment is crumbling???

DC mischief

I like watching a guy in glasses cum on my tits. I love a nerds rope

If there’s one thing I realized this weekend, it’s that it’s time for me to do some car shopping. This will be my first time buying a new car. Do y’all think Subaru is really as reliable as they market themselves? I’m looking for something I can keep for 10 to 15 years

If I could make a recommendation that could possibly make the skies safer to our hospitality friends— when you see an incoming flight crew at your hotel, maybe just give them the low down about the area.

Kashapp Patel always looks like even he is surprised he got the job

Booked my favorite little West Virginia cabin for a restful getaway while I recover from surgery next month. I’m looking forward to that gorgeous mountain scenery with the leaves changing color 🫶🏻

One time, I went on a first date with a guy in Utah and he didn’t tell me what the plan was because he wanted to surprise me. So he picks me up and drives me to a random spot in the mountains where he starts unloading a whole arsenal of guns from his trunk

So when should we expect the National Guard to arrive in Utah to curb the violence?

That dead guy wouldn’t have even been able to operate his platform on the scale that he did if it weren’t for the number of liberals willing to step up and “debate” him. It was never a debate. He was always just propaganda farming for 5 second sound bites to own the libs.

I want to watch Gomez and Morticia Addams bang one out so bad 😩

So I guess the Etsy witches will probably be pretty busy for a while

I could probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve done shots in my life. Tonight, I think I’ll have just one. Question is: vodka or tequila? 😋

And yes, I did absolutely smother myself in my own boobs during the ab series. Criss cross is actually just me motorboating myself

Sweaty Monday morning post-Pilates vibes. Hope everyone is starting their week off strong 💪🏻

I’ll be taking some time off next month for surgery. For anyone who wants to see me be fore then— catch me in Tyson’s, Boston, or Charlotte. You should book now because those tours are filling up fast 🥳

Does anyone else have a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge just waiting for the *perfect* moment (coming soon 🤞)?

My birthday plan has changed and it looks like I’ll be going on a horseback camping adventure instead. If a sweet gent would like to help me ride in style, I’d love a new pair of boots. The pair I’m looking at is $200 so if you’d like to spoil me, please email 😘

If anyone is wanting to start some light reading today, might I recommend On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder, or for those with a heavier appetite, perhaps A People’s History of The United States by Howard Zinn.

Black Mirror is the one series that can piss me off completely, make me cry and absolutely sicken and horrify me, all at once

What are the beauty standards for a foot fetish? Just wondering…

This is the vibe for summer 2025. Laying under a shady tree by the water, tits out, with a parrot

Omg just realized I hit 3k! Thanks to all you beautiful people 🥰❤️

Wine her Dine her Eat her vaginer

Uber loves to pick me up in a huge lifted truck, but only when I’m wearing a tiny skirt and high heels. It’s like they want me flashing 🐱 all over the city streets 🤦🏼‍♀️

Some of my favorite and most memorable dates with clients have been concerts. There’s something so amazing about bonding over music.

You’re not paying for the nut, you’re paying for the post-nut clarity

I’m not one to be easily humbled, but shopping for jeans does it to me every time 🫣

The unsung heroes of the client world are the ones who bring healthy snacks. It can be hard to properly fuel my body when I'm on tour, so I really appreciate gents who bring nourishing treats.

I keep reading Charlotte’s airport abbreviation CLT as clit and boy, do I have a runway ready for landing 😏

Double trouble✨ @delilahlovegood.bsky.social

When a guy asks me to ride his face, my first thought is like horseback riding. I’m gonna get fancy with it and dressage that mouth 🐴

I’m extending my hiatus a little longer to focus on an exciting design project. I’ll be back for good this spring and can’t wait to celebrate a fresh start with you! 🥂

Good as gold 👑 Charlotte 3/22 & 3/23 Boston 3/25 - 3/27

How your email finds me

Who needs luck when you have plenty of charm?

Can never update my pics on certain ad sites because they always get rejected for the slightest hint of a pubic mound. God forbid a woman has a juicy fupa 😤