One thing about Charlotte is, you’ll always find a gentleman here. I’m always treated so well by clients and the general public alike. I can’t wait to be back.

Sp Twitter Wrapped 2025 - 100+ sw accounts suspended - 100s of confused reply guys wondering where all the titty and ass pix went - 100s of parasocial relationships shattered

Because of the huge growth spurt moment Bluesky is currently having, I’ve gained over a hundred followers in the past week. It really is worth investing energy here right now, cross scheduling your posts across apps via Buffer, and building this place out.

Give this lovely lady a warm welcome

My Spotify age is 21, so I can now officially rewind my age on all my ads

redumbrella.ch/bluesky I have also written a pretty detailed guide and you are free to ask questions if you have them.

If you’re new to Bluesky, welcome! I am happy you’re here 🩵

This holiday season, I’d recommend adding this device to your wishlist. It’s been getting me by lately because my car seems to hate strong temperature changes. It’s super easy to use too, even if you’re scared to touch anything under the hood. Really recommend it for dads of new drivers as well 💕

Okay real talk, how do these hotels not have a massive mold problem? The showers are not keeping the water contained at all

If anyone would like their starter pack removed from my master list, please let me know. I know the packs fill up quickly and you probably don’t want a ton of notifications. This would also open up opportunities for people to start smaller regional ones without feeling like they’re stepping on toes

With the huge wave of transplants, I wanted to share this again. Please read the descriptions of each starter pack and reach out directly to the person running those packs

Dear fellow sw'ers; Some of you may remember the Backpage/Craigslist era and how it has ended! Then Twitter/X community evolved/born and now ended in similar fashion. Do not get frustrated, you are now building a new phase and witnessing to be part of a new place of a great community💋💓 xoxo

Twitter won't be reinstating me...so Bluesky, you're stuck with me 😅 I'm a bit deflated, but life goes on. There's no better time to show me you care ❤️ throne.com/shae-ashbury

Morning, tiger ❤️

Currently doing my tree for this year. A little later than usual, as I typically do it on Black Friday, but I spent my weekend in Colonial Williamsburg hitting on a dead president 🎄

I can keep a secret

Sex workers are the sexiest small business you can support btw

Nice listers get Maya Rose 💕

Big stretch 🥰

When Netflix starts dropping a ton of good content, I consider that a recession indicator

Do yous guys wash your hands before unloading the dishwasher? Because I just stumbled across a corner of the internet that is acting like that’s not normal 🤨

I miss Vegas because one time a guy stopped mid-freak to make me a couple balloon animals

Sex work platforms be like: Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform Few months later: okay, we have money now. Throws sex workers in trash

I thought I’d be able to skate through Thanksgiving this year without doing a ton of cooking. Now I’m being asked to do a turkey for 30 people. How do I politely tell the turkey that it needed to be on my schedule months ago?

Just a heads up to anyone booking within at least the next 2-3 months— these tours are prone to disruption. The long story short is that my body is still getting back into its natural rhythms and things can pop up suddenly even with the most careful planning.

Starting to think I’m being personally victimized by the retrogrades 😤

Are the dommes getting a sudden influx of forced bi requests? 🫣

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest and most respectable thing

I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥

Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome

It’s that magical time of year when I suddenly remember the Thanksgiving craft I started last year, swore I’d finish it before the holiday and then abandoned it as soon as the turkey was finished. This time will be different, I swear.

Really sad to see photographers offering AI packages, but even sadder for the ones who decide to pay for it 🌝

The air feels like it’s corporately-branded Patagonia season 😍

A peak inside the Parisian apartment of Belle Epoque era courtesan Marthe de Florian. Sealed for 70 years, this apartment serves as a time capsule, offering a glimpse into the luxurious life of a woman known to have some highly notable clientele 🌹

The Substance is one of the craziest movies I’ve seen. I’m going to watch Death Becomes Her as a chaser

Just fyi — NPR podcast has said that if this vote to reopen the government passes, air traffic should resume within a week or so Realistically? Could be longer but it’s a good estimate for those of us who are trying to figure out when to resume business as usual

If the flight cancellations continue, I’m going to start doing astral projection tours. Catch me in your dreams babe 💋

I think I’m gonna scream in the woods tomorrow

Route was DC to New York btw

Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight. I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢 Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬

I hope private flights are being affected just as much as commercial 🙃

Clients— touring providers are dealing with a lot of stress right now when it comes to flying in to see you. Please be patient and flexible with us as plans could change suddenly 🫶🏻

I can’t believe the password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was just “Louvre”. SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣

My money tree has been sprouting nothing but 7-leafed stems lately. Thank you Universe for the prosperity which I am about to receive 🙌

Some bigwig exec at Miss Universe decided to disrespect and humiliate Miss Mexico, so she and many other contestants, including the reigning Miss Universe got up and left the room with their heads held high. The tides of this world are changing.

I still have not recovered from this album btw

Yo I’m shaking ass tonight VIRGINIA WENT BLUE 💙

Spanberger projected to win VA. So proud to have voted—even though I spent most of the day dealing with a minor car issue. Fixed my car and headed straight to the polls. I love to do my civic duty💙

And happy Halloween to the rest. You should celebrate by booking the mysterious ethereal goddess who scares you just a little bit 😈

Blessed Samhain to all my witchy SW friends. Keep on putting the romance in necromancy 🔮