I’ve recently been faced with a lot of experiences around birth, death and everything in between, and let me just say this: sex work, birth work, and death work are all just different walls in the same house.

Chief Wallabee is still a winner to me, and that’s all that really matters

Not to brag or anything, but my honey gave me a good book AND his grandma’s Swedish meatball recipe 🥹🥹

This is art.

Please be sure when you send a contact form that your info is correct, especially your email address. I’ve been getting lots of email bounce backs due to typos. If you haven’t heard back after sending a form, please email

3999 followers… y’all have been edging me. Please share one of my posts so I can finally be caught in 4K 😜

Poolside is my best side 🌊

Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

Flying home tonight and trying to find a reason to extend my layover in Des Moines so I don’t have to sleep in the airport or make other arrangements for just a few hours. Do I have any friends in Iowa?

Vacation mode 🏝️

Just a reminder that I don’t offer any virtual services, including text, content, or phone calls. By the time you reach out, you should have already made the decision about wanting to see me in person. I will not go out of my way to try to convince you or “seal the deal”

Gentlemen, if you attend a yoga class, PLEASE wear supportive underwear if you’re wearing loose shorts. At the very least, don’t park your mat at the very front of the class if you prefer to freeball. I do not wish to make eye contact with lil warriors one and two during a relaxing morning class 🥴

Hey friends, I haven’t been online in quite a long time due to the ever persistent horrors. Uh, yeah I’m still here though. Best way to connect with me is always by scheduling some one-on-one time 😘

One thing about Charlotte is, you’ll always find a gentleman here. I’m always treated so well by clients and the general public alike. I can’t wait to be back.

Sp Twitter Wrapped 2025 - 100+ sw accounts suspended - 100s of confused reply guys wondering where all the titty and ass pix went - 100s of parasocial relationships shattered

Because of the huge growth spurt moment Bluesky is currently having, I’ve gained over a hundred followers in the past week. It really is worth investing energy here right now, cross scheduling your posts across apps via Buffer, and building this place out.

My Spotify age is 21, so I can now officially rewind my age on all my ads

redumbrella.ch/bluesky I have also written a pretty detailed guide and you are free to ask questions if you have them.

If you’re new to Bluesky, welcome! I am happy you’re here 🩵

Okay real talk, how do these hotels not have a massive mold problem? The showers are not keeping the water contained at all

If anyone would like their starter pack removed from my master list, please let me know. I know the packs fill up quickly and you probably don’t want a ton of notifications. This would also open up opportunities for people to start smaller regional ones without feeling like they’re stepping on toes

With the huge wave of transplants, I wanted to share this again. Please read the descriptions of each starter pack and reach out directly to the person running those packs

Dear fellow sw'ers; Some of you may remember the Backpage/Craigslist era and how it has ended! Then Twitter/X community evolved/born and now ended in similar fashion. Do not get frustrated, you are now building a new phase and witnessing to be part of a new place of a great community💋💓 xoxo

Twitter won't be reinstating me...so Bluesky, you're stuck with me 😅 I'm a bit deflated, but life goes on. There's no better time to show me you care ❤️ throne.com/shae-ashbury

Morning, tiger ❤️

Currently doing my tree for this year. A little later than usual, as I typically do it on Black Friday, but I spent my weekend in Colonial Williamsburg hitting on a dead president 🎄

I can keep a secret

Sex workers are the sexiest small business you can support btw

Big stretch 🥰

When Netflix starts dropping a ton of good content, I consider that a recession indicator

I miss Vegas because one time a guy stopped mid-freak to make me a couple balloon animals

I thought I’d be able to skate through Thanksgiving this year without doing a ton of cooking. Now I’m being asked to do a turkey for 30 people. How do I politely tell the turkey that it needed to be on my schedule months ago?

Starting to think I’m being personally victimized by the retrogrades 😤

I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥

Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome

Really sad to see photographers offering AI packages, but even sadder for the ones who decide to pay for it 🌝

A peak inside the Parisian apartment of Belle Epoque era courtesan Marthe de Florian. Sealed for 70 years, this apartment serves as a time capsule, offering a glimpse into the luxurious life of a woman known to have some highly notable clientele 🌹

If the flight cancellations continue, I’m going to start doing astral projection tours. Catch me in your dreams babe 💋

I can’t believe the password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was just “Louvre”. SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣

My money tree has been sprouting nothing but 7-leafed stems lately. Thank you Universe for the prosperity which I am about to receive 🙌

Yo I’m shaking ass tonight VIRGINIA WENT BLUE 💙

Shhh everyone, my show is on (I’m watching the Phantom of the Opera for the millionth time)

I miss the time when our country’s biggest scandal was the president looking too hot in a tan suit

Putting ranch on white people tacos should be considered a biblically accurate hate crime

As soon as I see a movie titled “The Woman In—“ just know that I am SEATED for the entire performance. I know that she really saw what she saw.

MY AVAILABILITY IS ON TRYST AND MY WEBSITE PLEASE STOP ASKING MY AVAILABILITY IS ON TRYST AND MY WEBSITE PLEASE STOP ASKING MY AVAILABILITY IS ON TRYST AND MY WEBSITE PLEASE STOP ASKING MY AVAILABILITY IS ON TRYST AND MY WEBSITE PLEASE STOP ASKING

Currently living off ice cream since it’s the only thing I can find palatable post-surgery. I’m not complaining one bit 😋

I can keep a secret

32 CHUNK GETS THE GOLD! 🐻 🥇

Forget the bull in the china shop, there’s a china doll in the bullpen