How do SMEs track top of funnel marketing? The marketing which drives incremental business growth and not just cashflow? Well, let me tell you and show you how it works and how it can be done without the budgets needed for brand tracking. www.johnlyons.co.uk/marketing-me...

New Bin Juice podcast drop, for those who prefer me in their ears to their eyes: www.podbean.com/ew/pb-6q8xy-...

Bin Juice, Episode 22. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Bin Juice, Episode 22. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0

Television advertising in the UK began on this day, 22nd September 1955, exactly 70 years ago with the launch of ITV, the first commercial channel and competitor for the BBC. The first ever British TV commercial was for Gibbs SR toothpaste. In B&W of course. #advertising

When someone sends you some copy, you tell them it's really well written and they tell you it was you that wrote it. That. Awks, but also FIGJAM 😆

My biggest achievement? I once shat with such velocity that it went right round the U bend and I didn't have to flush.

It's OK to not be OK. Even when you feel completely alone, unseen and seemingly with no light at the end of the tunnel, you can get through. I did. And I speak about it now in the hope that just one person feels seen, understood, and able to move through the worst times.

Wow, we sucked some tangerine fuck today eh?

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Squeak, it's this week! 2 days till me & Storm tell you how to sell more by understanding what your potential customers need, when they need it & who the EFF they even are with practical tips & real world examples. Find out how to get rich Wednesday at 2PM BST. luma.com/41hxut3t

Oh yes. One of the all time great lines, back with gusto!

Thank you LinkedIn for auto-captioning me looking for somewhere that sold dead parents rather than dead parrots. A darker turn than I or Monty Python ever intended, but also suggests that the robot overlords aren't quite ready to take over the planet just yet. PS free webinar here lu.ma/41hxut3t

A beautiful and timeless tune. Good morning.

Bin Juice, Episode X. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, how businesses that "don't do" marketing definitely do do marketing. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice youtu.be/29HfJWzEOE4

Watch me and Amy chat shit whilst cooking chana masala live on Unicorn Chef tonight at 6:30 BST on YT: lnkd.in/eBx6NVUv and on Twitch: lnkd.in/eHsXpvSs

Bwahahaha. Just heard that somebody who clearly doesn't understand marketing and needs it isn't keen on working with me because they feel my website indicates to their tiny brain that I don't understand marketing. Bullet dodged.

The Magic of Selling... Fork Handles. September 10th 2025 2PM BST: The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People. #Marketing #productmarketfit #webinar

With the exception of B2B marketers, any founder or marketer who considers starting conversations on LinkedIn amongst their peers as success needs to get in the bin. No, Chad, the fact we are talking at it doesn't prove it bloody works.

If you'd rather have me all over your ears than all over your eyes, #BinJuice Episode 20 is available as a podcast now www.podbean.com/ew/pb-7hcwp-...

Bin Juice, Episode 20. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, being distinctive and distinctive brand assets. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice youtu.be/aK9drnW8GJo

I am hosting The Magic of Selling the Right Thing, at the Right Time, to the Right People. Sign up now to join me and Storm on 10th September! lu.ma/41hxut3t

Yesterday was #DMWF day two

I didn’t even know Siri was expecting 🤷‍♂️

Larson updated for the AI era.

In that London today doing some employability training. Thanks to Inspiring the Future for making this possible. #AdventuresOfHat

Bin Juice episode 19, Why GenZ Values Making A Bald Man So Rich That He Can Send Katy Perry Into Space. www.podbean.com/eas/pb-vrea4...

@froggybottom.bsky.social Hi Mark, apologies I've allowed myself to get bogged down with work and family stuff but can't let that be an excuse any longer. How are things?

New headshot, same brainrot. Dead chuffed with the outcome of my photoshoot with @mrdipeshashah.bsky.social, a great day with a top guy and so many great shots. Also, just to say if you need a new headshot Dipesh is magnificent.

Bin Juice all over your boing. More coming soon…

5 things B2B marketers can learn fro... I done a Tough Mudder. From Bin Juice Episode 19 on brand purpose, couldn't help myself. Did I mention I did Tough Mudder? #ToughMudder #BinJuice

Gen Z Values: Child Labour, Shein & Exploitation?

White folks, please tell your white liberal friends to stop trying to outwoke Black folks. It's exhausting. Honestly.

Bin Juice Episode 19. This time, brand purpose. youtu.be/8INES_ud4sc

How about you circle off to the bin? That would be very Zen. Get in the fu🤴 🗑️ you melt.

One of the greatest soul songs of all times

A shitty stick AKA #FuckCancer

@vizcomic.bsky.social Mason Mount - the ascend the throne and drop a brick. Shit.

I would never do this... Let Perplexity AI choose gifts for your kids. Let Perplexity AI help them with their homework. Let Perplexity AI get given the 'World's Best Dad' mug.

Thank you @megannwillson.bsky.social, I see youy and I appreciate you 🙌

Please spare us all and book this talented strategy director.

For those of you who would rather get my brain dumps whilst taking a dump, Bin Juice has just gone audio as well as video. Brilliant marketing advice, tips, opinion & rants but without a human potato next to some bins. Magic. Get it in your ear: www.podbean.com/ew/pb-vrea4-...

Bin Juice, Episode 18. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, why it's probably not your logo. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice youtu.be/TYLNHM4NDkE

How a 100 Year-Old Spanish Grandmother Amped OOH for JCDecaux | Muse by Clios flip.it/Yj-KBk

Things children should be thinking about: - What toy to play with - Who’s coming to their birthday party - Whether to watch Bluey or Paw Patrol Things children shouldn’t have to think about: - Whether their family has enough money for food

What do you do if you have a great product, but people aren't buying it? Me and Sebastian Mackay will tell you exactly what to do at on our free webinar at 2PM BST on Tuesday 27th May: lu.ma/ka5ryy1o Until then, here's me & two of my hats murdering a comedy classic in cold blood.

Sun screen for the hairline you wish you still had not the one you have 🙌