My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

Look, do I wish they’d abandoned her over her transphobia? Obvs, but if this does the job I’ll take it

Todays entry in "Shit I see on Facebook that's so obviously AI slop", I don't know what's the biggest mistake here. The fact that they seem to think David Bowie looks like Robert Redford, fucking up Dan Levy's name and face in 12 different ways or calling Elton John bisexual... it's all stunning

Oh he got assurances did he? THey assured him of that did they? LUCY ASSURED CHARLIE BROWN SHE WOULD HOLD THE BALL SO IT MUST BE HAPPENING, RIGHT!?

It’s genuinely hilarious to me that the only way the phrase “slay queen” would ever be used towards Melania is if this straight idiot lied… it’s just too damn funny

We’re gonna have Ai Mickey going down on Darth Vader and it will be gloriously horrifying

It’s going to be a medley of all his hit song

Very cool that he's now in that exclusive little club www.huffpost.com/entry/grammy...

Some people are just icons who can do whatever they want and Cher is one of those people. Put it in the history books, Luther Vandross got a Grammy in 2026

CBS censored Billie Eilish saying “Fuck ICE” at the Grammys. Here’s the uncensored version:

I think a $46 million opening for a $90 million movie is better than an $8 million opening for a $40 million movie, and yet

It’s kinda wild that the same people who read emails about pizza and hot dogs and created an entire story about underground child sex rings now have emails from a pedophile talking about all the pedophile stuff he did with his pedophile friends and those people aren’t saying a damn thing

...this man is unwell and needs to be put in a psychiatric hospital for his own wellbeing, this is somehow more insane and pathetic than his attempt to ban pigeons from Ashfield (a thing he genuinely tried to do)

Can we get a rough timeline of when, I need to book the dancing clowns

Honestly, very cool, we need more of this in movies... shame it has to be one that shouldn't be seen due to how the production company treated Melissa but hey, it's still nice to see

Robin Leach? The Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous guy did WHAT!? Hey, remember when there was that entire movement that was obsessed with baby murder and sex rings that supported Trump? They say ANYTHING about this or do I know the answer already www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

Wild that Xbox has stricter standards than the literal government but honestly, I kinda wanna know what the fuck he did that got them to ban him. We all know some gamers are just fucking awful, what the hell did he say that got Xbox to go "Ya know, we don't need your money, actually"

I chose to imagine that they were lying to him and just pretended they were winding down because they just didn’t want Elon around

That’s dumb. Either perform all of them (which should be the standard because it’s a way to help present all the nominees) or don’t do any of them. Sure, we all know it’s realistically between these two, but come the fuck on!

Just saw an ai video on TikTok of Cory Monteith and Naya Rivera chatting casually on clouds in heaven and felt a new form of rage I didn’t know I could feel because the account tried to act like they were doing something great… fire, I need fire to burn things

I have no plans on seeing that Melania movie and yet I still feel like I need to shortlist it for my worst of the year list

He looks like he’s about to sell you a used car that he stole from outside an orphanage

So we're at the "Arrest the journalists" stage of the descent into fascism... stunned it took so long

… oh, so I was right to never really like the shit this guy made. I enjoy when my taste gets proven right, now I can be consistent saying “I always knew he shocked”

I paid to sit through I Spit On Your Grave:Deja Vu, a 2 1/2 hour long rape revenge film that is still objectively the worst film I’ve ever suffered through… And even I have too much dignity and self respect to sit through this documentary for such a pathetically low amount.

Oh well then clearly he deserved it... after all, that's why you would report on this right? That's why it's relevant, cos now we know he totally deserved it because he kicked a car and excuse me I have to go vomit violently in the face of everyone at BBC News!

Today I learned that the Kiss Kiss singer who was briefly popular a decade ago has decided that the way back to being relevant is to become fascist... this timeline is weird thenightly.com.au/politics/pau...

More of this energy please, just curse the fuckers out. The anger aimed towards them it righteous, fuck their desire for decorum, call them spineless fucking cowards as loudly and angrilly as you can.

"massive drag queen energy" only in the sense that her makeup is terrible, she keeps relying on that body and she desperately needs to sashay away.

Rob Schneider is divorced... rated PG13

Award worthy heckle, no notes, perfection

Mrs Peacock's speech at the dinner table in Clue is just a glorious ramble of epic proportions and I love it

This year will be improved so much if the Wonder Man remix of In Summer can top the charts… I need this to happen

Gotta admit, Wonder Man referencing Midnight Cowboy AND Baby’s Day Out shows that the people making this really know what great cinema is!

The fact that she went right at him prepared to knock him out and then proceded to pointedly call him ugly when she started speaking again says so much about how badass she is... also how the hell did he get whatever the fuck that was past security?

...yeah, great choice to compare this to Vietnam. No notes, there's no negative connotations there, no sirree (IS THIS BITCH FOR REAL!?)

Ahh yes, cos only the highest of IQ people have hearing loss from shrill noises... it's not like hearing loss is something that doesn't rely in any way on a test designed for french children years ago, it just means you're so smart. I swear these people have to be doing Andy Kaufman level bits

Good, hope the next time I hear about him is when I see an obituary or read about his criminal prosecution for all the crimes... I'll accept either

I give him a month at the most before he’s doing some more antisemitism … And that’s me being generous

It's almost impressive how much they're willing to stretch to try and make it like he was asking for it... like, I'm not saying they should go with "It's one bad apple", but at least that would be laying blame on the person who murdered Alex instead of pretending he was asking for it

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

Oh no, people are witty and know basic arts and crafts and have an Amazon Prime account so they can buy a gas mask for under 40 bucks and have it delivered to their house, that therefore means... something. She's a fucking moron along with being incredibly evil.

I'm starting to think Trump gave her too much money when he gave her 25K while she was pretending to look into his university, she'd have turned evil for him for a smile and the phone number of someone who could fix her roots (and she clearly didn't care about the phone number)

Say, wild question, anyone heard from the NRA? I mean, a legal gun owner was just shot and killed for the crime of carrying a weapon. SURELY the NRA has come out and said that this is bad and they're going to fight for the dead guys' rights, right? That's what they do, RIGHT?!

Four-time Grammy Award nominee Jesse Welles performs his song "Join Ice." Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.

...so I guess republicans don't actually like the second amendment, wild of them to admit such a thing in this situation but that's what this is. They are fine with Ice murdering someone for the crime of holding a gun, that means they don't care about that amendment.

Ya know, it feels correct that this years Triple J Hottest 100 has a song with the lyrics "Don't fuck with my trailer, cunt" at the top end of the list... that's Aussie pride right there

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it