I have been cursed (injured) by a witch (me) to only be able to sit bisexually because of my hubris (bruised tailbone)

magnificent teal rainbow uwu

There will never be a programmer joke better than this: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

she doesn't know

I hate small talk. no more of this "how are you today?", it's time for large talk. "what's your greatest fear?" "dying alone, you?" "that none of my friends like having me around, I had another nightmare about it recently. would you like to sign up for our rewards program?"

the holy trinity

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

bring back this color palette

maybe it's cause I just woke up but this broke my brain. it's like if you handed a medieval peasant a tablet with a video playing on it

big fan of this genre of video ^^ (fake screenshot i drew yesterday)

look I know it'd be easy to just let it go now that we're on the other side of it but guess what that's exactly how this charade has gone on for so long we simply cannot let them continue getting away with this

Flora relaxing by the ocean My first time animating and using a drawn artstyle in Blender, a very fun learning experience

obsessed with this wikiHow tutorial on how to drive a car that's 2 minutes long

videogames have gone too far

when someone asks you to draw a bullet hole but you only know how to draw spider webs

I made a Guns of Icarus clip compilation to prove people still play: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X18Z...

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society Please direct people to this version