Repost from IG; A little wood toad from the bog walk this weekend.

@mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social @arieltroster.com @jleiper.bsky.social Your new campaign slogan is here! "Clear Cuts are Better than Homeless People"

Apparently Ariel is on threads defending her part in clear cutting behind Bayview saying there was no viable trees. I am viably going to prove her lying ass wrong tonight after work. #BirdMurderingLiar

These, what I believe are young oyster mushrooms, on protected land were placed just far enough off the path in a perfect patch of dappled sunlight was put there to taunt me. Deliberately and effectively just mocking me. Queue the deep dive Red went on, on how to cultivate mushrooms.

Check out this great shot of an overly friendly red squirrel my partner took!! People are definitely feeding the bog animals, which is why this friend was so fearless. #merbleu #redsquirrel #sunkissedandsoulsoothed

Doing my heart, body and soul a kindness today with a stroll out at Mer Bleu with some fellow witchfolx. Maybe some protected wetland times will be the balm I need. #GetMeToTheGreenspace

continuing with my kingfisher drawing 💠✍🏻

@arieltroster.com @jleiper.bsky.social Bird Murdering Bastards. BIRD MURDERING BASTARDS. DURING NESTING SEASON YOU BASTARDS CLEAR CUT BUSH AND TREES. COULDN'T HAVE WAITED UNTIL NESTING SEASON WAS OVER YOU BASTARDS. May you never know a day of peace again. May the sound of bird song haunt you.

The letter I am about to draft to the city about the greenspace behind Bayview station. I am APOCALYPTIC with rage. They clear cut and razed the entire place DURING FUCKING NESTING SEASON. WHO'SE FUCKING VOICEMAIL DO I NEED TO FILL. NESTING SEASON. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. @en.ottawa.ca

Always great to rock up to work to find the neighborhood unhoused used our back steps for their personal injection site, leaving their wares behind. Again. Yes I called the city for a clean up, yes this is not the first time, no I am not happy with the frequency of these discoveries.

Being accused of "radical ideological beliefs" because I support #transrights #freepalestine #punchingnazis #humanrights #endcapitalism #taxthechurch #defundthepolice LOL 'Kay

50 hour work week feels like my feet are going to rot off my body but my savings account gonna be phat. PH-at. 'K excuse me while I go lay down and pray for the gods to claim me. (All but 10 hours were with no support, running the kitchen and serving customers).

I'm just saying; The COO of Bluesky following the Heritage Project gives me seriously fucking icky energy. I hope it's a know your enemy thing and not I'm an evil piece of shit thing. Just about done with social media at this point. The devils are real and they all wear designer suits.

@octranspo.com Why in the everloving hell are your busses leaking water INSIDE? Why do we pay some of the highest fares in the country for LEAKING BUSSES!?!? I almost sat in a puddle of dirty seat water, and I'm sorry but gods know what bacteria can be found in your seat fibers.

Well, today is the day I uninstall Pinterest. It used to be a reliable source of inspiration, patterns, recipes, crafts et al, now it is all AI and ads. It's just beyond garbage now.

Left over whipped cream rarely happens in my house, but I can't do anything in halves. So. Whipped mint hot chocolate for a crispy Monday morning? Why tf not.

Well, that was a soggy, scary ride. Half way down the murder-hill, discovering my brakes are not braking. I literally put my tool kit back in my panniers last night so, phew.

Anyone see any naked floating bodies yet? #Rapture2025

Did I really need two cupped of chopped Celery tops in my broth? Yes. Yes I fucking did. When you have two foot long fuggin'spicy water sticks, you use two feet of fuggin'spicy water sticks. That being said. Local Quebec Celery is fucking ridiculous this year.

So being anti fascist is now illegal in the USA..... What a fucking time to be alive....

Are you up and about today you should ride, walk, skate, board on down to McCranks on McCormick for their annuals Shanks at McCranks. All sales from the drinks and all donations go to the Parkdale Food Center for our neighbors in need.

Where the flipping burger patties in hell can I find fresh pretzel buns in this city? EMPHASIS on fresh, and preferably small bakery. Anyone? Wonderful food lovers? #Ottawa #pretzelbuns #foodiesunite

So will Americans actually do something now or continue to be complicit in their own collapse? ...I'm going with the second, apathetic lazy fucks. (Pssst I'm done being nice to our moron maga neighbors)

"BUT WE CARE ABOUT OUR CITIZENS" - City Councilors

We can take them!

No wonder the people of Ottawa kicked this guy into the unemployment line. For 3 weeks the capital was occupied. Citizens were threatened. Businesses were forced to shut from harassment. Poilievre brought the donuts. Canada is dealing with threat from Trump while Poilievre whines about the convoy.

TFW you are half a pay cheque away from your goal of 10k in savings by years end, by month 7 of said year. GUYS I WENT FROM PAY TO PAY LIVING TO LOOKING AT PROPERTIES IN A YEAR. #GoblinHouse #Manifest

Wait wait wait; Its not the sweaty undersack of Satans' taint levels of humidity? The air smells fresh and smoke free? I barely broke a sweat riding to work!??! Can the rest of summer be this nice!?? (It won't but a goblin can hope)

I reworked an older painting of mine yesterday, I always loved the sky but the lake itself was not giving. I painted over it and reworked the reflection and reeds. I really wanted to play on that sun setting behind the hills, big sky, summer energy and I reaaaaally hope you like it.

I woke up and it was still hot. Now four rounds of baking done and I'm officially ready to peel my skin off and run, muscles, organs and bones akimbo into the splash pad across the street. Sorry kids. #heatwavebakerbrains

The average salary for an OPO is 114k. 134 more hires equals 15.5 million in tax payers dollars. 15.5 Million that could be going to helping any number of crises in this city. Public transit? Overpriced, unreliable. Parks? Full of unhoused. And used drug paraphernalia. Food banks? Empty.

@mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social You are an embarrassment. Ottawa deserves a more aware, engaged leader, not more cops.

I just helped an older gentleman who was walking with an assistive device cross Elgin at Laurier; due to his slower pace, he was too nervous to cross by himself because of yesterday's fatality at the corner. No one should have to worry about crossing the street downtown or anywhere else in the city.

Defund the police. Elect a mayor who actually represents Ottawa and acts in the issues we need resolved. Better outreach services. Proper Transit. More emergency housing. More affordable housing. Better climate initiatives. Not more fucking overpaid, high school bullies in blue.

What in the maple flavored fuck butter is going the fuck on at city hall. Fuck you. Fuck you very much. @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social

@bsky.app Why in the frick-frack-fuknuggets does that living sack of human waste have an account on this platform? Three posts in, and he is posting misinformation and transphobic literature. Kindly remove Vance the Couch Fucker. #nottodaysatan

Doing what I can while working, a small orange crown with a large red X through it showed up on our sandwich board sign. #nokings #never51 #8647

I know this makes me sound like a terrible cyclist, but I will say this full chested to your face. If you are one of these spandex wearing, speed racing, fair weather cyclists who ride 2-3 abreast, pass with no bells, run stop sign assholes who think the bike path is YOUR domain. 1/

Noodle says "Be gay, Do Crimes, Hail Satan. Hisshiss *boop*" #NoodletheNopeRope

@oc-transpo.bsky.social Where the schedule is made up, the routes don't matter and fuck you if you need to be somewhere at a certain time. Cabbing everywhere from now on. Fuck this public disservice. #ottawatransit #nogotranspo

Third time this month I have arrived at work to find a drug users leavings. This time it was broken glass pipes "hidden" by our sidewalk salt bin dumped over it. Thank you Doug Ford. Thanks, you bloated, festering boil.

Mammatus clouds trying to form over Centretown. Big weather day! Storms!?! A break from this hest/humidititties? Yes please.

There is a lovely blanket of fog moving across my 'hood and given that it barely cooled off last night, forebodes another unreasonably hot and sticky day. While it is pretty. I know what it portends. #hotandsweatycrankygoblin

Plant-sodus 2025 has commenced. 6 of *mutters under breath*6 outside. *mutters incoherently*-ty left to go. I have a problem. #planthoarder #thejungle #houseplants

#Autowa A city where fun goes to bed at 9pm, events run on beaurocratic hours, parks are for ecosystem killing monocultures, and you are nobody unless you have a car. Don't even get me started on our mayosapien misogynistic mayor.

I am a huge proponent of adopt not shop in regards to forever homing an animal. So, long-winded speech aside, say hello to the perfectly named Noodle. I'm his second human and his last. Welcome home lil'bb ❤️❤️ #snek

I find it kinda funny that the Cybertruck that use to drive down Preston every day around 2:30-3 hasn't been seen lately. Its easily been a month since I last flipped them the bird. #mobiletrashunit

Am I high or am I just stress eating? Both. The answer is both. #stressed #electionday