When you think you got a good pick for family Secret Santa because you can just buy this uncle a bottle of Jack Daniels and call it a day, but you forgot that he's lost most of his liver and is going through chemo, and geez, it's really quite selfish he's making this slightly more difficult for me.

they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA

"Men are in trouble, is the solution making them a problem for women and children too"

European horror movie: there is a ghost, ooo. North American horror movie: the consequences of your actions violently catch up to you. Australian horror movie: someone who isn't from regional Australia has to go to regional Australia

Does "Handheld" means something different now?

CityRail's solution to this meltdown on the western line is to make the train that goes furthest into the Blue Mountains into an all stops? And give priority to the train with less to travel? Fucking idiots.

If You're Listening is probably my favourite thing currently being produced by the ABC, which says a lot because there's a heap of great content being put out by Aunty at the moment. iview.abc.net.au/show/if-you-...

A wizard's curse that makes time pass twice as fast when you're on the toilet.

I love the Conan Needs a Friend episodes with Bill Burr, it's important that I hear fellow ginger voices in the media.

half off The Thousand Year Door? More like The Five Hundred Year Door.

I'll just leave these here

Remembered the Saints Row 4 Dubstep Gun existed and what a very "of its time" thing to put in a game lol

Bargain Alert: There's unlikely to be stock in the morning, but Officeworks have listed the Switch 2 + Mario Kart World bundle for the same price as without the game. $639 (17% off). www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officew...

You could literally open up the Woolies site and find the product shots but why do that when you could have a really shit AI generated image?

Every now and then I'll remember when Domino's had a good ad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ6O...

This is the best, I can't believe someone has finally 100%ed kids television.

Me seeing Horizon online mobile game: "Sure, if that's your thing, good luck to you and Sony." Me seeing Ratchet & Clank mobile shooter: "This is disgusting, how fucking dare they."

Finally, after years of waiting they have floss at Aldi. It's a good day.

Making sure my nephew knows about Grug and that all Aussie kids know Grug and that Grug will be a very important part of life.

Screaming "MY CHILDHOOD" because I don't know why I'm upset but I am

I cannot come to the office, there is too much solar and wind, I must be home to run my washing machine and mine my crypto and if you make me come into the office you HATE the Earth, our home.

I went to search for Troll & I and it's no longer listed on the eShop. Or anywhere digital. So my physical copy is worth $4000000

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

On my last month of PS+ Deluxe and I'm replying Ratchet & Clank (2016) for the millionth time. That's me done with PS+ for a few years until I forget I don't get value out of it and resub, enjoy it for 2 months and then reach this stage again.

Americans and Europeans having fun with Nintendo stats but whatevs, I'm not jealous, we had the New 3DS XL before you lot, whatever, it's like not even that cool

[adult who lives in a world full of needless pain and misery, burdened by the crushing weight of life in a daily basis making it nearly impossible to enjoy anything] I just think all art was coincidentally better when I was a teenager

Problem solved

There are always several aisles in our local Aldi that look like they’ve been hit by a natural disaster and I do not understand what people could possibly be doing to get them in that state

I went into this hoping to get Grill'd herb mayo. I lost. It's bad. Like, it tastes like aniseed and yet there's no mention in the ingredients. 0/10.

Gecko through Channel 10 and EXTRA through Nine are both running informercials for Copper Head garden hose at the same time and this is just fucking amazing.

My life is basically just work, me eating food past its used-by date and the conclusion of those two things.

Most of my life I've been of the "Halloween is too American" mindset. But it's probably for the best that we're shifting money out of the Melbourne Cup parties into something less horrifying than the horseracing industry.

playing bobby mcferrin's surgery simulator on steam early access

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Kids are priced out of toys, they are priced out of video games, all they get are games like Roblox and Fortnite designed from the ground up to exploit them.

I love how #PokemonZA has captured the disturbing darkside of being a fan of a streamer.

I think the draw distance is good enough. #PokemonZA

Big Sharpedo ran away while I was trying to find a Net Ball in my ball selection scrolling wheel. Sucks. #PokemonZA

Going back to Kalos and forgetting to pack your roller skates.

Why would you do this? #PokemonZA

my stupid fat fucking goon pig waddles up to a poor little animal and socks it right in the jaw, killing it instantly

Not now mom I’m discussing local politics with my Tyranitar

Is the Linking Cord in Legends Z-A or do I have to trade Kadabra to evolve it?

I love you warm weather, but I don't love YOU hot weather. How dare you be body temperature, that's disgusting.

It took 8 hours but I've unlocked sitting

is there something in the water #PokemonLegendsZA

It's a quintessential part of the Australian Experience to have a fridge magnet thermometer from one of the Gold Coast theme parks explode in the heat. Mine was from Sea World.