State Gov member doing the standing outside the entrance to the train station thing at peak time this morning. Have I missed something horrific the gov has done other than how fucked the trains are all the goddamn time?

A single sentence has never gotten me so hard before

I thought it was weird for LG to promote being the 2nd best OLED brand, but saw on another pic JB put their promo over the top of the 1 lol

It's been 10 years since the Ratchet & Clank remake and there's Rift Apart since and that is a disgrace.

Remember when the COD series was almost never discounted, and now this is 90% off?

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

Please do not drive, please use the trains that do not work.

Thought I'd give Watch Dogs Legion a go again and nope, remembered why I dropped it, fucking Fast Travel: The Video Game.

It still seems like $40 too much

Revised Switch 2 units to replace C button with TV button so you can see a TV Guide in United States and maybe Japan but not really anywhere else

Don't normally go to the shops so early, so I assume all the people lining up outside Chemist Warehouse are there for the new CODral release?

NSW isn't doing any price reductions on public transport and I'm already standing for an hour on my packed train. More people on public transport going into flu season is not the recommendation the PM should've made. Please tell your boss you're working from home.

I just want my mowing done, do you think this is FUNNY? @vooks.net

It's April 1st everyone, so be on the lookout for pissed off Americans who are still back in March and unable to grasp the concept of time zones even in 2026.

Going to be a good day today :) April Fools! There are no more good days! Bazinga!

Yoshi's been laying down Darling Quarters

Smashing the "Print Money" button so hard it lands in Ipswich. youtu.be/V0wi9L1CZNY?...

Remember when they brought back the Yumbo and shouldn't have.

I just got an ad for PS+ and it's "from $20.95 a month" now? JFC

Skipping Marty 👀

Nintendo fans last week: "Resolution doesn't really matter, honestly sometimes I prefer 360p in handheld mode to docked mode." Nintendo fans today: "All these games looked like dogshit and now Miyamoto, blessed be he, hath delivered us from evil, transformative, Xenoblade is finally playable."

Bad headline cut, ABC.

Got a terrible feeling realising Ocarina of Time 3D came out 13 years after the original OoT, and it's been 15 years since OoT 3D came out.

Crunchy Roll can leave Australia now, Eddie has this.

I'm getting Wind. I can't wait for Wind to come out.

Local JB has swapped in the digital price tags, this is the death of weird little doodles and memes on price signs :(

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

Sony has shut down Bluepoint Games, the studio behind acclaimed remakes of Shadow of the Colossus and Demon's Souls. 70 workers will be affected. Sony said a "recent business review" informed the decision, with Bloomberg reporting that the studio had spent the last year pitching for a new project.

Wow, Xenoblade Chronicles X certainly did come out the same year as Devil's Third.

The thing that gets me with this is that there's those 500-in-1 game cartridges out there and they could've put 5 ROMs in one package surely.

Slots are back confirmed, baby, save me a stool at the Celadon RSL !!

please do not post Pokemon Day spoilers, some of us can't watch it until the 28th, thank you

Pokémon Fire Red and Leaf Green appear in coming soon section of Switch eShop www.vooks.net/pokemo...

News Pod talking about pollie expenses: "...but do these rules pass the kitchen table test?" Can't even afford to test at the pub anymore. Normalise how fucking broke we are a bit louder.

THE SIMPSONS PREDICTS FUTURE AGAIN!!!! In the season 9 episode "Reality Bites", they made a bold prediction on how everyone under the age of 55 would be living in the year 2026. How did they do it?! The writers have like psychic powers!

Libs were at the train station stairs handing out something. I grabbed one thinking it would be some literature, but (likely appealing to the reading level of their target demographic) it was just a sticker. Look out Pauline!

I think I was banging on about this 2 years ago, but I'm still looking at the Lenovo Duet but I don't want to get the latest model because it's from 2024 and I just know they'll release a new version the week I buy one.

I am pretty positive and I thought there were a lot of neat things during Sony's state of play this evening. But I think my favorite was hearing TC Carson just appearing to have the time of his life getting to do Kratos voice. What a delightful fella playing the world's angriest man.

Trying Switch 2 demos tonight. I thought something was fizzing but it's just the Switch 2 fan while I try Pragmata.

JB HiFI needs to apologise, I almost had a heart attack thinking the week wasn't over.

"Oh that's right, there was a fuckin' Playstation today." - me, audibly to myself, just now

>sees Cyberpunk 2077 is 50% off on Switch 2 >that 50% off is still $60

Remember Jump Force? Yeah, let's not.

Australia formally joins the UK and US as a member of Smol Bean Fascist Alliance

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

I'm not reading a script, I genuinely say "x" when I see a multiplier rather than "times" because I'm just a normal dude. Would you like this in a different style, or using a synonym for "normal dude"?

If the next generation of mainline Pokemon games have a release date 08 Nov 2026 or later, that will make Gen IX the longest generation, beating out the current longest Gen IV at 1450 days.

A lot of comments on the new Horizon announcement video going after the art design, but Forbidden West was one of the first games where I was struggling to distinguish between shit on the ground and the textures, so I welcome that change. Not that I'd play it, multiplayer, yuck, gross.