Shape of a fart.

I am a very normal merchant. Please stick your fingers over the counter of my Shoppe and buy my wares.

HAL Laboratories doesn't want you to know this but this is what really happened when I got the Master Crown

“ Our most sincere condolences, and I'm sorry you had to come all this way... but I'm afraid... [ #KirbyRP #MVRP #KirbyPlanetRobobotRP ] ... 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 .ᐟ.ᐟ ”

I'm Kirby Air Riding your ass into the depths of Hell

] just watched the entire air riders direct because i didnt yesterday . HOLY FUCK I LOVE KIRBY HOOLYYY FUUUCCCKKKK

// response to something i saw on my tl but just in case anyone didn't know bc i don't usually post things about this: if you are in support of AI art please do not interact with me. don't follow me. personals are included with this. you are not scraping my page for art.

HOOOOOOLLLYYYYY SHIIIIITTTT

They're doing this to me tomorrow

Ok ♥️ Yay ♥️ [ ominous.ogg ass moment if the context werent Beating up a rat ]

Yeesh. I should NOT have offered to take her to my theme park. There's no room in Checkerboard Chase for that kind of attitude, folks.

] i haven't Actually played rtdl in a good while so sorry if i'm not totally wonderful at writing him i'm kinda just fucking around

] this is killing me he's existed for like a day and he already stole alphys

I'm not a fucking kidnapper Christ it's just a theme park

im saying this because some little guy is hoarding me on his flying machine and im scared. this isnt self-inflicted

Yes. Yesssss.........

I've got nothing… I worked so hard, and for what?! I STILL lost in the end! This… This is all I have left now!

KRIS!!! TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!! DO YOU WANNA BE A (Heart) ON A (Chain) YOUR WHOLE LIFE!? OR... DID YOU WANT TO BE... Did you wanna be…

It's been fun, kid... If only... I'd met you sooner... Just think of the worlds I might've seen...

Have fun! ^ ^

You said Hell sounded cool and I informed you that it was NOT cool. Of course it's not pleasant

Why are you defending Hell

I was pretty cool while IN Hell. Hell itself? Not so much, frankly.

Stop asking to look at my mouth it doesn't look like a :3 face

Mood's awfully tense. Who wants to take a trip to Magoland! (You still have to pay for tickets, sorry.)

Your current form leaves so much to be desired... weak, frail, also it fucking sucks.

- You think this is funny? - In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

YOU REALLY LOVE TALKING TO ME!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!

This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

A dubious little creature getting up to mischief, this is NO good. Ugh, the beast is demonic in nature. Very icky, no good.

- Meow >_< - That's some real shit you just said

Many people are in need of my services, you know. Everybody loves cats. We rub ourselves against their legs and purr in the most insistent manner. They adore that.

HEY. LOOK, DON'T TOUCH!!! [ Vwoomp. Vanishing into thin air. ]

I'm at LEAST twice as big as a soccer ball.

Murder?

] i hope one day i get to write magolor being genuine because most of the time he's just a little fuck

Every time I get called a kitty an angel loses its wings.

/ magolor soul and omega flowey holding giant fucking evil hands and frolicking through the flowers

] . . . that's scary. i just realized writing him he's kind of like flowey. this is scary. i don't know how i feel about that realization

Bold of you to come back here after what you did.

] magolor could be like the pippins ringleader if you threw him into tv world he'd become the scamming king i think

Hey... Psst... Hey... I sell armor! And weapons. And potions. And stickers... and tomes... Reasonable prices and frequent sales!!

I got sent to Hell once

I probably have so many things wrong with me but I'm not worried about that right now because I run a theme park and also sell things

Fun Magolor facts: I have never done anything wrong in my life

[ Drops a comically large bomb ] Whoops [ Flies away full speed ]

Hmm... I know a thing or two about repairs...