Help!! Don't kidnap me! I'm not worth anything, monetarily.

You should’ve seen your face! You were like 'Ahh, no! Betrayal!’

] i Want to Write him someone come here. throw your guys at me.

Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation

*Marx sighs.... oh boy...* "...He's right behind me, isn't he?"

Heeheehee.

It's important to teach 'em early.

] cute silly manga magsies i have saved

] i want to throw him at more of your guys but i keep getting shy sorry .

] hes gotta make some friends man. hes real easy to be mean to because hes a little shit but i need him to make some friends .

I'm neutral on the topic of boobs.

] i Want to Write him someone come here. throw your guys at me.

[ Cute ass little mouthless thing with a lit cigarette in his hand. ]

BONG

Does anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling

] all his egotistical shit is exaggeration . it is really not authentic

I am so cute and charming and everyone would be sad if I died.

My meme. That I made. Singlehandedly

] thjs is genuinely fucking killing me

Tomorrow is Magolor Day.

Sometimes I'm green.

I think maybe something terrible is going to happen to me

OK, well look at me. I'm cuter.

I feel like one day it'll be back for me

] Yeah I Bet.

] in the meantime however i am currently playing tomodachi life . <3 twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

] hey if i played a littl bit of kirby triple deluxe or planet robobot tonight on stream would anyone care to watch . . .

] it is so hard to imagine shipping him with anyone . like generally . i don't do much kirby shipping anyway outside of the lesbians

] magolor to me is the kinda guy who like . he's always constantly keeping up appearances to the point where it's hard to ever feel like he's telling the truth or being authentic

Are you still there? Are you still you?

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!

] crazy how magolor relating to battat means he relates to spamton too. they could have the most fucked up conversations

I have so many things wrong with me and I'll never ever be the same again no matter how much I wish otherwise but at least I

I'm egg-shaped but if you crack me open I'm sure you'll find something much more horrifying than a yolk

I have so many things wrong with me and I'll never ever be the same again no matter how much I wish otherwise but at least I

] i gotta have serious interaction with him . i Gotta.

It's too quiet.

I'm a very normal Magolor.

] yk what. magolor is a lot like if battat acted like a typical pippins

] ASSHOLE.

I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days.

Shoutout to my airship that can also apparently be a girl sometimes

Before all this, he was just kinda pitiful.

To anybody who "ascended" last night, can you tell us if you got anything cool out of it? Like some furniture or something?

Your obvious, well-rehearsed tricks, playing dumb.

Get real. No one would miss me if I left.

TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL