"...I hate you so much..."

"Oh did you think I wasn't being sarcastic?"

"Hmph, never knew I was in the presence of the world's greatest detective..."

"You again..." "And what the heck are YOU doing here?"

{I do have an ACTUAL surprise tomorrow to celebrate the pink puffball's birthday, I won't spoil it completely, but let's just say I've ALWAYS wanted to combine two of my favorite latest hyper fixations into one... and YES, it is indeed Kirby related...} {Stay tuned for tomorrow evening!}

"...I promise on my body and soul that I will indeed be causing havoc and chaos on that miserable pink PRICK's birthday!"

"Hm, I suppose worrying really is for fools then... I will see you soon with that last part then! DON'T be late... time is of the essence here!" *Ah! and he's already rushing to the tower it seems! such a speedy fellow he is!* [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

"Yup... hopefully that changes when our plan is complete..."

"Unfortunately that makes two of us..."

"Yeah... suuuuuure...."

"I thought it was just incredible luck..."

"You really wouldn't, pal..."

"If that were to happen, you wouldn't be talking right now, now would 'ya?"

"...What do you MEAN very well? Was it truly THAT easy to convince you!?"

"...Call me adorable again and I will c̴̩̈́ṷ̸̊ț̴͒ ̴͍̅ÿ̸̥́o̵̹͗u̵̪͗r̷̬̕ ̴̰́v̷͈̑ö̴̝́c̵͖̈́a̸͓͝l̶͇̽ ̸̤̈c̵̢̈́o̷͓̒r̴̼̚d̶̡͘s̷̎ͅ ̸̟́l̷̪͘i̴̩̐k̵͎̈́e̶͙͑ ̷̣̓g̵̩̉ṷ̴́i̵̐ͅṫ̷̨a̸̞̔r̴̓ͅ ̶̜̈́s̴̱̎t̴̞̀r̷̝͠ī̵̦ň̷̨g̸͕͋s̵̯̒.̸̘̾.̶̨̓.̵̝̈́"̷͉͊

"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲.“ | #Kirbyrp | #Nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲!"

"...I think I like you already..." "Most of the time people just say 'Ohh! I'm not scared of you! I'm brave as hell!' Least you gave a damn good explanation..."

"...Why aren't you shaking in your boots?" "Shouldn't you be scared of evil folks like me?"

"Marx... There, 'ya happy?"

"...You're real lucky I'm in a good mood today..."

"...Are you TRYING to make fun of me?"

"...I'm a jester, idiot..."

"Y'know I just realized..." "Today was 4/20 and I never made a single weed joke..."

"...And who in Nova's name are you supposed to be?"

"Hmm, there's plenty of options... But I have an idea..." *He stretched the mechanical wings of his with a chuckle...* "It won't be long till that fighter and his digimon pal catch up, I can snag the last part in a flash, seeing as I can fly y'know! A simple tower is NOTHING to me!" -

*And right on time too, seems Marx has found the part he was tracking himself! he decides to contact Susie then and there.* "Hmph! That's one! Susie! Can you run a scan to see how many parts are left?" *So far so good... Marx thinks... this partnership truly has come a long way...* -

[NC] "...Geez, and I thought I was crazy... Now I just feel bad for 'ya pal..."

[NC] "...I don't even know who you are, avian..." "But who could possibly be scared of such a sweet face as mine? What, did a counterpart from another dimension really frighten you THAT much?"

"Hm, futile..." *The jester snickered, snagging the arrow back and... his sensors keep up just in time for him to barely dodge the first kick... a scratch now on the side of his cheek....* "Hah! Nice tr-" *And then the remainder of the flurry occurred, each kick connecting with one another -

"Hm? Is that truly all you can do?" *Marx cackled at the sight of @kuchukoyousetsu.bsky.social 's Diamond Storm... He's seen this so many times as of now, it was getting quite boring...* "Fine, I can amuse this... Allow me to show you a little magic trick I've been working on.... BEHOLD! -

"YES! CRUSH THEM ALL, MASTER SUSIE!!!" "....Wait, what even started this anyhow?"

"WHAT THE FU-" *marx_soul_scream.wav*

"Well, ain't that nice! Cyn has a new friend!"

"Tch... we'll see..."

"...I can... arrange something to make a rematch possible..." "But for now I have business to attend to, Master Susie's orders..."

"Aww, you really think I haven't prepared for a rematch?"

"I mean I COULD always kick your ass..." "Wouldn't that be just so much fun?"

"...Who is dissing Master Susie THIS time?" "This will NOT go untolerated..."

*Joe sighed, he had hoped for a rematch against the jester but... Haltmann shall do... after all if Kirby could potentially take down her business suit with the Fighter ability, so could he!* "I would say here's to a good match.... but with the atrocities you've done you deserve NO praise... -

[NC] "Funny... my records show that moment as a strategical retreat, and not a utter defeat." "And for the record, Susie DID. These are JESTER shoes, not the 'bread' shoes! Are your sensors in need of recalibration or something?"

[NC] "Hmm, maybe it's because you two are WAAAAAY weaker than I am! Ever think about that?" "All you two bozos do is push Gordos and blocks, I can do WAY more than that!"

[NC] "Geez, how bored did you two have to get to say stuff like that?"

"Ugh... Fine, I shall partake in this..."

"Very well, engaging combat procedures!" *The jester's optics suddenly flash a frightening red, he has intents to KILL...* "Master Susie... sensors are indicating these two are low level threats, I advise BEATING THEM TO A PULP!" *Without warning he charged, not towards Knuckle Joe, but rather -

*The jester floated onwards, though his sensors indicate something... no, someONE behind them...* "...If you two are trying to be sneaky, you'll have to do better than that..." *Marx suddenly turned around and tossed a barrage of arrows at @vulcan-jab.bsky.social and @kuchukoyousetsu.bsky.social -

"I apparently missed Susie's dress..." "I'm sure it looked just wonderful..."

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME!!!"

"And in today's news, Bandana Dee had this to say!" 'FRIENDSHIP SUCKS!' *...Dammit Marx, when did YOU report on the news?*

"Aww! I hate you too Dedede!"

"Reeeeeally now?" "I better hear such from the pink marshmallow himself then! because I ain't fallin' for that shit!"