"UGH! Waiting around is SOOOO boring! I wanna mechanize more things dammit!" *Well, someone's impatient today...* [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

[NC] "WHAT DID I EVEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" *...You already know where this joke is going... I don't even have to explain it.*

"Ooh, not just 1 but 3 new mechanized fellows? All in a single week at that!" "Truly, TRULY this plan is magnificent as could be!" [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

[NC] "...Wait, if I tossed the idea in non-canonically, does that mean I DON'T WANT it to happen or.... y'know what, never mind! the writers will figure something out!" "...And maybe I'll go get a sandwich while that happens..."

[NC] "Anything for world domination, my friend!"

[NC] "...Know this, if near defeat, if all is lost... I will gladly mechanize myself to turn the tide... consider it a last resort of mine!"

[NC] "...I bet it would look cooler mechanized though..."

[NC] "My true form? ugly?" "...How's cool wings and big fangs ugly?"

"Oho? cooperative, aren't we? very well then..." *He waited till Meta Knight did indeed step in, before shutting it and getting it running...* "Oh, by the by, Meta Knight..." *He snapped his fingers letting Sailor Dee free...*

*Soon enough, there they were, Marx, of course next to the now captive Sailor Dee* "Hmm, that's a new personal best for you... NOW! let's get into important matters... The boss wants YOU to be mechanized, again... and she asked ME to handle that... sooo..." *He smirked, holding his hand out to -

*Security was certainly tight, no thanks to the amazing amount of drones, most carrying swords and rushing to stop Meta Knight from getting any further!* *All the while Marx was taunting Meta Knight over the speakers* "Gya ha ha ha!!! Nice try, but you're certainly running out of time! And I'm -

*Suddenly, a certain someone appeared behind Meta Knight* "Heeeeey Meta ol' pal ol' buddy... fancy seein' you here..." *Marx vanished after saying such, reappearing in front of Meta...* "Y'know, your battleship has reeeeeal bad security, I should know!" *A cry for help suddenly, from inside -

"...Affirmative, boss." *Marx leaped into the air with his wings, he had a bit of an idea if Meta Knight was already inside... Immediately, rushing to the Halberd and taking a certain someone hostage, before rushing into the base near the mechanization chamber....* *Now all he had to do was wait -

"I doubt such will happen... If you do not mind, I can keep a lookout at the base, after all... I..." *He looked up back to the beacon and... the Halberd was close by there...* "...I believe it might be under attack as we speak." [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

"Well, now that Susie and her new creation are busy..." "...The hell am I supposed to do?" [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

#𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 “Target confirmed to be Lololo & Lalala. Now preparing to apprehend them.” The mechanized Digimon was in battle position, ready to have the two Hubba Bubba gumdrop rejects serve for Susie.

[NC] "If I were ever mechanized? Hah! is that even a question?" "Metal wings! Claws big as the eye can see! optic lasers! and a blood curdling screech straight from a fax machine!"

"But of course! I couldn't think of anything better!" *Marx snickered...* "Make sure to wish him good luck! after all, machines are 90% more likely to complete a task perfectly if told such!" *...The hell did he learn that from?* [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

"That, we can both agree with... Finding them? that's easy enough! Though getting them is another story, they wouldn't trust me one bit!" *Damn, he's right...* "Hmm, so how are we gonna get those... those STUPID GUMDROPS!?" [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

"A TOTAL SUCCESS! Gya ha ha ha!" *Marx laughed! that was badass for sure!* "Sooo, what's our next move, pal? Who do we strike next? I want to see some REAL mayhem out there!" [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

"Ahh, I forgot how WONDERFUL it is to takeover a planet! So PERFECT, so DELIGHTFUL!" [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙 ]

"Hah...ahahaha..." "GYAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" *Geez Marx, no need to laugh so hard, you'll lose your voice!*

"The snack? Right 'ere!" *Marx tossed something over to Susie... A big waffle?* "Waffle House's finest... last I checked he enjoys these..."

"Gya ha ha ha!" "Everything is going PERFECTLY!" *Marx chuckled... he enjoyed working alongside Susie, it was the most alive he felt in a LONG while!* "Soon, everything will be dull, lifeless, and mechanical! such a wonderful way to conquer a planet!" *He looked up to... wherever the sky -

"Aye! I've got just the thing!" *Marx snapped his fingers and, ah... a waffle appeared in the digimon's hands!* "Aaaaaand... Susie, I must be blind as a bat, point me to where the machine is again, why don'cha?"

*And after... a lot of walking, Marx finally reached their destination!* "Welp! here we are! juuuust stand right over there, and your gift will be here shortly!" *He gives a wink somewhere... This was Susie's ( @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social ) cue to put this plan into motion!*

"Ah, well that's the thing! it's not somethin' I can just give right here! i-it's quite heavy!" *Marx chuckled under his breath* "Here! I'll lead the way, friend!"

"Hmm... how do I put this..." *He COULD go with what Susie told him to say... but.... is he really gonna trust him from word of mouth alone? Ah screw it, better than what he was gonna say...* "I got a surprise for 'ya's! a new evolution of sorts! consider it... a apology gift of sorts for being -

"Hoy! HOY! @momentaidigimon.bsky.social ! I've got somethin' to tell 'ya!" *Marx's making his way to Terriermon, in an oddly good mood at that!*

"...Hmm, last I recall... Terriermon, I think his name was..."

"...Do I dare explain the Waffle House incident to Susie today?" "...Eh, nah... she doesn't need to know."

*Marx tilts his body...* "You're not suggestin' what I think you're suggestin' are 'ya?"

"Hmm... I enjoy the sound of all this... especially the whole mechanization part!" *Marx cackles, Truly he's eager to carry out this plan!* "Well then, we have no time to waste, partner... shall we get started with this plan of yours?"

"...You've got yourself a deal, Haltmann!" *Marx winked... this would certainly be fun!* "Soooo, this project! I wanna know EVERYTHING about it! from start to finish!"

"Magolor was too focused on making distractions, if he had just stayed silent, we would've won..." *Ooh, putting the blame on him it seems* "Besides, you're way more cold hearted than he could ever be! now THAT'S what I'm looking for when it comes to a team up!"

"Juuuust wanting to get the wish I wanted all those years ago..." "Oh, but in simplistic terms, world domination! And last I checked, such a wish matches pretty much what YOU wanna do to Popstar! Juuuust with a few extra steps!"

"Hmm... another time, perhaps..."

"Aww, but what did I ever do to make you so upset?" *...You literally tried to kill 7 billion people...*

"Oh, nothin' too special! just wanted to check up on my gooood friend!" *They are NOT friends!*

"Might need who for what now?" *Marx? where'd he come from!?*

"...If you say so..."

"...What's that cough for, Tsuki?"

"Hmph... today truly is boring as all hell..." *...Marx, you've been gone for like, half of it. You're not one to talk.*

"...Ÿ̶͎̝̇̊o̶̠͚̩͛́̓ũ̶̬͊̐r̵̞͔̲͋̇̀ ̴̭͊̂f̶̝͠ǘ̴͔n̶̛̝̕͝ẽ̶̟͊r̶̪̞̽̕͝a̶̞̖͘͝l̶͇̔.̷͙̃"̷̖̦̹̅̆ *OH GOD! NOT THE BLACK HOLE MOVE AGAIN!*

"...You wouldn't dare..."

"EVERYONE ELSE GOT A COOL MEDAL OR SOMETHIIN' SO WHY NOT ME!?!?"

"A-A GOLD STAR!? WHAT IS THIS, 1ST GRADE!?" "A PLASTIC PARTICIPATION TROPHY OUTTA LIKE, LITTLE LEAGUE OR SOMETHIN' WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER!"

⚡KRACKO What Marx got:

"Woooow, I'm so scared, is this a joke?"

"...Then I'll let her know to mechanize your planet next then!"