**clutches coffee** **hisses**

Are you the trans girlie that makes pizza 7 days in a row to “finally get it right”? Or the one cooking pasta at 3 am?

If anyone has any book/media suggestions, I have an 8+ hour flight coming up and could really use all I can get ~

When my friends get just a little too degenerate I’ll take a little break in the kitchen and touch some bread.

🥺 when they start copying your interests to impress you. Honey I’m plenty impressed enough already ~

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

If all the cool kids are playing D&D, why haven’t I had a chance to play my chronomancy bunny Thyme Hops? 🐇🕰️

Something about the UK made the sinus bug I caught there extra spicy

Getting back into your creative hobbies after a break feels so daunting but sooo rewarding

The best project I ever worked on that got scrapped was about the struggle to break the cycle of trauma from mother to child as you bury your past in a toxic cult and hide your son from your ex-wife, friend and family who are still loyal to it. God I'd love to work on that concept again.

When I was 25 I was sad I had not written The Great American Novel. At 55, I realize there's no Great American Novel, there are merely the stories I'm the best person to tell. Don't worry about how others see greatness. Work on being the best version of who you are and what you can do in the world.

Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

Anyone else pack for a flights likes it’s a competition to see exactly how down to the wire you can get before starting?

Today’s the day I fly off to the UK to see my amazing girlfriend! I’m really excited to see her but oh god am I filled with travel anxiety!

The books I read this year were two cozy sappy lesbian adventure books and an intense anecdotal book on CPTSD. . . Truly swinging between extremes there

girl who can't do anything because she has something planned for a couple hours from now

I love making fun of cheesy anime by guessing the words the characters will say next

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

On the lookout for #SquirrelCrimes.

only eats mcchickens gf

It amazes me how quickly a room full of straight VA’s practicing together becomes a zest fest. I’m not complaining but . . . If they enjoy it so much they should just start kissing :3

Remember to use all available blankets when storing your girlfriend. The heat and weight helps preserve the cuddle state until you can return.

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

Just want to put it out there that I'm more than happy to help other transfemmes with voice training. Hit me up while I'm still available to do them for free ~

She’s a ten but doesn’t wash her rice 😬

It's finally finished! I don't know why I was too stubborn to use a video editing software instead of OBS, but I wrestled that janky mess into submission! youtu.be/froSbpRpkXE?...

Wooo! Finished my first demo reel! 🎤 Now I just need to sort out a video to go with it 📹

Wooo got my first role from casting call club! Now I just have to get my social media addled attention span to read a manuscript . . .

I may be a straight shooter, but I’ll always miss my shot ~