Just watched the trailer for Mortal Kombat 2. Why is Channing Tatum not Johnny Cage? It's the role he was made for. Why has this happened?

Since we're now getting The Devil Wears Prada 2 and Freakier Friday, do you think we will soon be hearing about the often-discussed threequels for Princess Diaries and Legally Blonde?

Just saw Superman! There was a lot I liked about it, but one of the things I liked was that the two instances (to my memory) of slow mo in the film were 1) a classic "Snyder-esque" slow mo hero shot of Superman saving a little girl 2) Lex Luthors pencils dramatically hitting the floor

Does anyone know how to spot Bots on bluesky? Is it basically the same deal it was on Twitter - no profile pic, no header, a profile full of reposts and nothing else = bot ? Is there anything else to look out for?

Fuck Netflix for cancelling "the Residence." Uzo Aduba was just nominated for an Emmy for the role and they're just like "nah we dont that." honestly im done. its too much money spent just to have every show I get invested in cancelled after 1 or 2 seasons.

Netflix needs to renew the Residence. Now.

Most Canadians to PP vm.tiktok.com/ZMBcGjs2o/

If you're wondering how my mental health is right now, I've started yet another rewatch of "The Good Place." So the threads I'm hanging on by have grown pretty thin.

In anticipation of season 7, i have now finally watched every single episode of Black Mirror. Lot of good episodes. Also several awful ones. Many, many fucked up ones. Excited to see what depravity the new season brings.

Shout out to White Lotus season 3 for including a storyline that is gonna greatly reduce the number of people trying to get me to watch white lotus 👍

Cory Booker has taken the Senate floor and plans to filibuster as long as he’s physically able to protest the complete disregard for the rule of law by Trump and Musk. Watch here: www.c-span.org/event/us-sen...

I finished listening to Sunrise on the Reaping on Friday and now I'm thinking that listening to the entire original trilogy again might be a super fun way to cause myself further pain.

Mickey 17 was good.

Unfortunately today is just not going to be feasible. Will have to reschedule today, but will make every attempt to get to it tomorrow instead.

yellowjackets 🤝 over the garden wall

I have a jacket that I have mentally dubbed my "self esteem jacket" because when I wear it i experience the strange and foreign feeling of "feeling kind of good about myself and my appearance" which is interesting and new.

I open tumblr. I see a spoiler for the new episode of Severance. I remember I am not supposed to open tumblr until I watch the new episode. I do something else. I get bored. I open tumblr. I see a spoiler. I remember. I close tumblr. I open tumblr. Gotta get me one of those memento tattoos.

I chose not to take my ADHD medication today and i gotta say, in a shocking move no one anywhere could have predicted, I have had rather a difficult time concentrating on work.

I became a writer because I wanted to be Harriet M. Welsch. Specifically, I wanted to be Michelle Trachtenberg going on adventures, meeting eccentric adults with Rosie O’Donnell, spying on Eartha Kitt, and writing about how interesting life could be if you just paid attention. My heart hurts.

Do you think my boss will accept "sorry didn't get any work done today, i was thinking about shit that made me super mad and therefore was unable to focus on dumb marketing crap" as a valid excuse? Or nah?

Need to get up and eat something... but BOTH my cats are sleeping on my rn. Halp.

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing? DON'T DO IT. If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT. Document, document, document. Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

The way the fucking American goys are watching Musk do a full on Nazi salute and STILL using it as an opportunity to shit on Jews is truly impressive. You couldn't pause for five fucking minutes?

If you're reposting it for "awareness" you're in the same class as the people who shared videos of Black folks being murdered by cops for awareness. In short:🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

I am Canadian 🇨🇦 and I reject Pierre Poilievre. #REJECTpoilievre

Colin Farrell thanking Carolina in craft services and her thoughtfulness in his #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech is your wholesome moment of the evening.

Been watching crime scene kitchen season 2, and it's classically trained vs self taught bakers and i think one of the crime scenes goes way too easy on the classically trained bakers. Which i get because they are kind of crappy detectives but like... hey man, not fair.

Christmas Horror Double Feature.

Here's the new one. She still has charges and is on house arrest. gofund.me/fc5deb19

If what Brianna Boston said is a legitimate threat that warrants charges and $100k bond, every man who tweeted "your body, my choice" needs to be in prison.

It is wild (and concerning) that some people will feel absolutely comfortable saying that Zionists deserve to be mistreated, when they had just moments before told you they personally believe 90% of Jews in your country to be Zionists. And they will absolutely not see the issue with that, at all.

I primarily use UberEats to order groceries. Sometimes if you add stuff to a cart don't check out, they'll try and entice you back with an email about the products you left behind. Which is why i just got an email saying "Nicole, No Salt Added Chicken Broth is waiting for you!!"

Again - government punching down on the most vulnerable rather than addressing the underlying issues. NOT OK apple.news/AZ6xxShZ-RfC...

Taking very tiny fast steps as I walk through the snow to my apartment because I am playing a fun game called " do not slip in the slush and die "

Happy 2nd anniversary to Riot Games dangling a whole new life in front of me after 3 months of interviews, then burning down my life 3 weeks later by rescinding it for “headcount issues” after I had put in notice at my job & apartment, throwing me into an 8-month job search and suicidal depression 🥳

Liberal Party of Canada - "We're delivering a tax break for Canadians and more money in workers’ pockets. But Pierre Poilievre is focused on making cuts to the services Canadians rely on." #cdnpoli #peipoli

Can someone please explain to me how the HELL we are at the end of November??? Shocked and upset.

The closure of the Ontario Science Centre, Alison Motluk writes, was a murder. Then devastated staff were given four months to dispose of the body. A former Science Centre employee takes readers inside the final days of a beloved institution. thelocal.to/ontario-scie...

Just encase anyone was wondering, I do *not* recommend watching Longlegs whilst drowsy on melatonin. Just a PSA.

Finally watching Longlegs. Lee Harker gives the immediate impression of a woman who ate every lunch alone every single day of school her whole life. I quite like her.

The author of the sci fi book im reading clearly trusts her audience to be able to understand the world she's created, despite not explaining unique concepts and terminology up front. Which I appreiciate. But also, I think she has vastly overestimated my own personal intelligence.

"They should do a live action remake of—" NO! No they should not. No more live action remakes of animated films. What i want are ANIMATED remakes of live action films. Animated Fight Club. Animated The Princess Bride. Animated Inception. Now.

Someone make me focus on work stuff. I clearly can't be trusted to do it myself.

This obsession is unhealthy. Our horizons are fine. Also social media, for most, is not a job. It is not school. It is socializing. And it’s fine to say “I don’t want to hang out with Nazis, homophobes, transphobes etc in my free time.”

Nearly 380,000 square kilometres of the N.W.T. will be protected by a landmark Indigenous-led conservation agreement, which uses a Wall Street-inspired approach to conservation financing thenarwhal.ca/nwt-pfp-agre...

Thank you to Michael Schur for making more television i needed that right now.

Dear media et al; please stop trying to make "Glicked" happen. It's not going to happen.

Anyways I just watched Arcane season 2 episode 6 and I'm gonna need to lie down for a while.

Boy time flies when you're not focused on work at all even a little bit.

Why is trying to find a non profit without Christian affliations so damn difficult?