My job is to email people in the slightly wrong department just because that's who I was told to email even though they can't help me

I HAD TO BREAK THE WEBSITE TO ACCESS SECRET SEARCH FUNCTIONS BUT I SUDDENLY HAVE MULTIPLE LEADS AND ONE ALREADY EMAILED BACK

I know what will fix me. Cooking beans the long way.

I think the worst part of trying to find an ERP provider is that everyone I've talked to kind of refuses to keep -me- aware and informed. They've refused to answer questions, refused to explain the process, assumed I'd go along with anything they decided for me. What the fuck are we DOING.

No. We've been through this.

I fear I have to bleach my eyebrows just to see if I like it

Remember the time I spent years thinking the lights were always flickering but I was just blinking too hard

Me, showing Denny my sock journal: this is my sock journal Denny: I didn't ask

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

I filled out the contact form and THE EXACT SAME PERSON emailed back as if I hadn't asked any questions. So they won't talk to me without my info, and they won't talk to me WITH my info, but they'll schedule me with a random man at a time outside of my stated availability.

There is not a single fucking therapist with availability IN MY STATE who takes my insurance and does ERP. Very cool. Not one. Last time I checked there were three and only one of them emailed me back.

I submitted a traffic calming request to the public improvements advisory committee for a speed bump (two, for both sides of a road with a median) and they came back with a proposal for EIGHT and the total estimated cost is ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS.

800mg ibuprofen please fucking save me please

ur mom will be enraptured FOR SURE

I think even if I was extremely religious I could not imagine a world in which the rapture and tiktok exist at the same time.

Hi if you stopped masking I would like to invite you, and give you explicit permission, to half-ass it. Public transit, grocery store, doctor's office. It's fine.

Repairs are looking good!

Drove for less than two hours today, there are ac vents inconveniently placed too close to the steering wheel, cold air on my hands for that long means they feel like they're burning now. Fun fact.

Organs are that type of shit you need for sure

I genuinely believe the robot vacuum is trying to piss me off. I was minding my own business, moving out of its way every time it came near me, and EVERY SINGLE TIME it would stop, turn, and roll straight at my feet. I've had enemies before, even enemies in my own house. But this is different.

hot Patooting bless my soul

Almost time for ✨CRUNCHY ✨ GREEN ✨ GRAPES ✨

If what I learned from mean girls is correct, someone has to get hit by a bus, not sure who that is in this scenario, then everyone will start acting normal for the first time.

I want the fuckeng a&w ice cream sundae zero sugar root beer !!!!!

Power flickering at the gym again oooOOOoooOOO but it's not the same gym as last time?

All other factors aside it's still kinda gross for air to come out of your body and go into my body and then come out of my body and go into yours. I don't know you like that.

Nooooope nope nope nope

NOT THAT ONE

I so desperately want covid vaccine news reporting to stop using pictures of arms mid-injection. For selfish reasons, yes, but is it even necessary? I need the information, but I'm way less likely to face a phobia if I'm surprised by it on my timeline six times a day.

I love Denny rt if you love Denny

About to email a mental health professional like heyyyyyy thanks for ignoring me for three weeks that was cool, anyway want to hurt my feelings for money? Please?

great news actually

Where are people pathetic posting these days? I need to do it but it can't be on this stupid website because no private accounts and the ffffffucking discover feed. My ig shares a username the Other Thing I do so that's useless to me. I'm not going back to The This Place with private accounts.

Trimmed my hair for the first time in a while and I feel like one hundred and twenty bucks

Another day hitting my fiber goals 💪🙂‍↕️👍

I don't know because I don't follow annoying people anymore, but do people still misuse the term "homeopathy" when they mean "natural remedy" type things? Do people still refuse to learn what homeopathy is before defending it? Or did I just follow annoying people

Ladies, it's called diarrHEa not diarrSHEa. Let your man do his thing and support him! ❤️

Really weird to have to ration my apartment complex complaints so they still take a tiny fraction of them seriously. I can't complain about the gym smelling of rot and wet dog because I'm saving that text for when the mold comes back. It is already coming back.

It's okay to swallow a watch battery, I checked.

Missing package saga is resolved btw. It was either very locked in a parcel locker but they didn't finish the process to give me access, or it was delivered in the middle of the night. Who knows.

Why does no one understand when I try to explain the back of mouth/throat feeling of corn that is too hot

Your*

There are many things wrong with me but at least I don't lack the ability to feel embarrassed.

Folks, they painted over the mold.

Please know that if you get a bunch of barely related, unhelpful, unfunny replies on a regular basis, I see them and I'm annoyed on your behalf. I spend approximately 24 hours every day utilizing all of my self-control to not tell people they're being annoying.

I sure do love sitting around waiting for a stranger to show up at my home to do the fire inspection that lasts 45 seconds. I can absolutely act normal in my own home while I wait any number of hours for someone to show up. I see this as "no big deal" actually!

Wow now that I'm hiding tissues in my desk drawer instead of visibly ON my desk, I'm no longer going through a box every other week! Weird! This box has lasted months, somehow. Can't think of any reason that might be. Wow.

the etsy witch market is about to pop off

Shower head filter had better fix my life