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my pussy tastes like pepsi cola but he drinks diet coke

tbh feels a little odd that a radio show that’s only platforming the independent candidates and not the actual democratic mayoral nominee is allowed to advertise incessantly in taxis but OK SUZANNE MILLER

guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting

a man just poked my asscheek walking up the stairs at myrtle-broadway to “let me know” that my asscheek was showing. chivalry isn’t dead ladies <33333

it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :) now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!

just remembered when a former IDF soldier in my acting class said that will smith open-hand slapping chris rock is “disgusting” because “violence is never justified”

god i wish this app was twitter

if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise

i think my wiring may be messed up because this breakfast sandwich tastes PERSISTENTLY like banana

if there’s anything i know about men, it’s that they will make you watch it’s always sunny

SOS a man is making me listen to stairway to heaven

bushwick is a place where you will see the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on dressed like she just fell out of her little brother’s hamper

working on a lightly investigative piece and everyone is already so mad at me. consider not becoming a journalist if this is a problem for you

i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes

now see this is exactly why i didn’t join the brooklyn cyclones cheer team

absolute slut of a man next to me on the train (doing the nyt crossword)

this phenomenon of non-catholic conservatives fundamentally failing to grasp that the first cultural principle of catholicism is "father knows best" is evergreen humor

remember pepe

i can’t hear MAHA without thinking media1.giphy.com/media/l0DAIl...

@jonathankesh.bsky.social i misread your bio as “mormon enthusiast” and was like howwww has this never come up

is lil tracy ok?

please do not do this

No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature (the film is still without US distribution) #Oscars www.indiewire.com/awards/resul...

isabella rossellini wearing a blue velvet gown must be a nod to david lynch, no?

spotted in the newark airport: this guy using wildly improper glassware for sparkling wine

parents just don’t understand

if you’re someone who complains about tipping, please come to my job so i can vomit on you

pleasantly surprised to learn that @renegadefilmfest.bsky.social has chosen my short script Hexed as an official selection! hope to see you in GA next month 🍑🪄

f i f t y - s i x p e r c e n t

they recently announced mass layoffs at my job and i think today’s staff meal was the kitchen’s way of protesting

i really wish CDs would stop (illegally) asking my age

might fuck around and do “side to side” at the work party karaoke

my deepest, darkest apologies to mr. richard r. and the institution of fictional character james bond

I Lived It: My Dad Thought “Born in the U.S.A.” Was Right-Wing in Sentiment

oh

that’s that me bodytea

no beef with tegan & sara but like 5 mins into their hulu doc one of the interviewees tries to pose them as the alternative to the “boring” cis-male rock of the time (“all-star” and dance, dance” ?) which felt unnecessary and, idk, reductive and made me want to stop watching

how have men not figured out yet how genuinely hilarious it is when they call you ugly after you reject them

alright boys who wants to treat me to a mid-shelf open bar at the times square olive garden this NYE

i hope whoever stole my target package enjoys their 3 cans of Blue Buffalo Tastefuls Adult Cat Chicken Entree in Gravy Flaked Wet Cat Food. my children are starving

I’m not sure what happened yesterday but quite remarkably @pelliclemag.bsky.social is now only TWO subscribers away from this years goal of 500! Thank you to our new members. Looks like I’ll be putting our rates up from tomorrow morning, all being well. Patreon.com/pelliclemag

so wait are we doing this now?

almost gave my mom a heart attack today when we were walking on 14th st and i gasped like i had just caught professor purple in the study with the candlestick upon discovering that the pizza hut/taco bell is closed

i like that all of bluesky isn’t talking about you-know-who’s latest flop but i do wish someone on this site was talking about something

Bro this stardew valley update is everything like holy shit concerned ape put his whole apussy into this

i do think it’s worth noting that shrek 2 essentially has the same plot as the ‘sugar we’re going down’ music video

look at my little idiot

every time i call the NY department of labor they tell me I need to call them THIS WEEK and then hang up on me...ladies are these some mixed signals or what