Going to a 2014 tumble themed party I’m locking in so hard rn on the block eyebrows and American apparel fit

What plays in my head when I enter a room open.spotify.com/track/1bv9wr...

Was going to get a sick balayage but now I have to spend way more to buy a sleep apnea machine #hotgirlproblems

Embracing my crooked teeth because my parents were too broke to get me braces as a kid and now I’m not a millionaire therefore I can’t afford braces either

Sorry for being weird I’m rawdogging life unmedicated and will continue to be weird.

Watching the Selena documentary

How it feels being part of the new hire team

Thought I was being an airhead turns out I have severe sleep apnea I have not been breathing while I sleep how am I alive

Just full of farts and anxiety

My job sent out an email to the entire company about an event and my big ole HEAD was front and center in front of the camera….

Nothing more humbling than seeing how the back of your head looks like. Why am I a thumb

Dancing gnarly by Katseye at my friends wedding was such a tear shedding event (we all danced in unison)

The first time I heard unfaithful by Rihanna was a Naruto x sakura x sasuke amv

I don’t think anything can evoke the joy I feel when a sizzling fajita is served in front of me

Nothing freaks me out more than when I have a vivid dream and then later in the day a similar thing I already dreamed about happens and then I sit there like

Currently in heaven because it’s 60 degrees outside but inside my apartment it’s the perfect temp without a heater or air conditioning. I’m in the flow temp. The electric company’s got nothing on me

“hey” with the intention of prepping you for a lore dump

Alright I’ve enjoyed the cold now it’s getting unbearable can we go back to hot again?

I hate John summit I can’t explain it, his music Ass His fans Double ass

My kid just asked me if I was alive when the titanic sank

Watched the new Frankenstein and my maternal affection towards the monster was so intense he just wanted to be loved by his own evil father 😭

My festival look was fire 🔥

Back when I first watched twilight at 13 I remember I didn’t want Edward or Jacob, I wanted Seth

fruit sando plushies 💫

Well that’s definitely my last EDC, my feet are swollen and my throat is hurting today

I love festivals 🎊

protecting my eyes from the horrors of the world

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

Good food 🍣☕️

Today’s plan, eating a yummy home cooked meal, cleaning up my apartment and getting my bag and clothes ready for EDC this weekend

My stupid ah forgot to eat breakfast I just remembered

Tummy ache and head hurty right when I went to do something fun today, why must I be tested this way

Mamdani is MY mayor!!! I say from Florida

After having several hair colors here’s my data gathering Pink hair: gets the bisexuals going Red hair: gets the lesbians going Bleach blonde hair: gets the straight men to continuously stare in an uncomfortable way

MAMDANI WON AND CHENEY DEAD

let’s all move to nyc

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out

Just liking whatever my favorite oomfs post even though I have no clue what they’re talking about

Hop in losers we’re escaping society

my melody rement miniatures 💫

Gawd DAMMIT is this on repeat open.spotify.com/track/3CuGOV...

Feeling extra Mexican today

Someone please stop me from eating shrimp spring rolls with peanut sauce everyday im so fucking addicted and hyper fixated

jennifer’s body japanese movie poster (2009)

Trader Joe’s spicy chicken nuggets have me in a chokehold like a toddler that just learned that spaghetti and marinera exist

done beating around the bush. i’m going in for the clit

Smol #Halloween Huntrix 🎃 #KPDH