Happy Solstice ☀️ I hope you have the kind of day where you stumble upon a bowl of fresh berries where you only expected seeds to be

Time for the truest test of the power of the Switch 2: loading Cozy Grove

They told you to touch grass but what if instead you elevated your experience and touched phlox 😌

The Marvel Rivals Support Experience

Instead of doing literally anything I was supposed to do today I built a lil birdhouse from garden scraps it took me five hours!

HAPPY SPRING EQUINOX 🌸

Yeah sex is great but have you ever had the patience to let a whole wheel of brie age until it was super creamy and perfect for spreading

Just tried to use my calculator to call a help desk if you’re wondering how things are going

No hits yet on startplaying.games/gm/harlen, but I have a year to raise some money so here's hoping! I have 13 offerings listed, hopefully a couple of them get some players

Have been feeling pretty discouraged with marvel rivals since ranking up just far enough to be matched with toxic dudes including one that utterly lost it at the sound of my voice and made me question if I want to play it competitively or not.

Penny’s new obsession is ritz crackers

That’s my favorite Jack Johnson song

The way marvel rivals has me in its clutches like no online pvp game has since halo reach

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Happy winter solstice my babies ✨☀️

Folks posting their timehops of their pets is the only timehop I am interested in I am thriving

Name one person who wears a cape that is not a slut I’ll wait

Imagine Bear’s disappointment when I wouldn’t let him have any roadside shrimp.

Hello is the food out yet

URGENT 🚨 ‼️ HAVE YOU SEEN HER? now u have :)

Look at all these people who finally showed up to the party sorry I got here when the invitation said to and have been in the other room petting the dog the whole time but glad to see you’ve made it

Physically I’m at work but emotionally I am ✨here✨

I should be able to schedule text messages with all the memes and stupid videos to send to my loved ones at not 3:30am so they don’t know that I was doom scrolling at 3:30am and instead think that I was up early like a diligent and hardworking member of society

Feel like I’m getting tossed into BSky starter pack things like tootsie rolls get included in Halloween candy nobody’s gonna eat em and they’re just going to get mad they’re still around 8 months later

One of my bestest bros happens to be a gold-medal-winning Gunpla builder, and he surprised me with what is now the best Vegeta figure I own, and I own 21 of them 😂 I'm gonna let his pics do most of the talking, but I need y'all to understand it's so god-tier it's packed like a sniper rifle 😍😍😍😍

IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY @sniktyler.bsky.social TOOK THE HOV LANE WHICH IS THE MOST ROMANTIC LANE 🥰

TFW you realize your 40th birthday is going to be on a Saturday in 2030 and it’s going to be everyone’s problem

Here ya go have a stinky wallpaper

Help I’m alive

The Queen Cheese

My wife is so heckin' cool you guys 🥰

I have to decide if I’m gonna give him a pink energy punchy glove or not

Don’t talk to me or my future son ever again (he’s a WIP but we love him)

This is my alternate universe tinder profile

The other horsemen could just never be ~him~

How I view pregnancy

Dolly Parton’s “Jolene”, but it’s “Toe Beans”. #toebeans

My spouse hasn’t posted any pictures of the minis I’ve been painting for the games we’ve been playing so now I have to

There is not a single article of clothing more powerful than a crop top

Yahoy hoy mateys...did you make your Death Saves this morning?

I teased this two months ago, put these up a month ago, and never shared them with any of you 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ You'd think posing seven figures that are basically the same wouldn't be fun, but this was ✨a blast✨ Adore how this area has come together... now I need to figure out where the '97 figures go \|/😅\|/

I PLAYED OUTSIDE ALL DAY TODAY AND PLANTED A LIL MOSS TRAIL

The way my friends miss helping me make dice makes my heart so warm and fuzzy 🥺 I also miss making dice and I’m starting to feel like maybe I have the bandwidth for it again? I don’t know that I have the bandwidth for twitter tho that place is fucked

I stg if we could go a single year without having to make a major repair in our house that would be incredible

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@strrbuck.bsky.social made me think you Happy New Year!

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s gross to do the faucet stamp onto toilet paper rolls

Good morning. Discourse and leftovers go bad after 3 days

It’s okay if today sucks, you’re already halfway through it 🖤