Suffering from severe whiplash after deciding to begin Against The Day directly after reading my first ever Jack Reacher book.

And the lord said unto him, ‘hump de ‘bump du bodu’

Trying to imagine a person whose final straw for Trump is the AI Jesus tweet and it’s actually super easy because that is simply large swathes of the stupidest country on Earth.

Poop-Finding-Ass-Records

Rigmarole/Just Saw Hello on Bandcamp now. tammusic3.bandcamp.com/album/rigmar...

Keep seeing these video of mad sound systems on wheels in rural India playing insane music called ‘dek’ off tape decks with screwdrivers. This one sounds like peak Shackleton. Crazy stuff. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug0-...

who wants to start a band called Earth's Bologna?

Cherrrycoke Tell

Room of Roots

bluesky is like a reggae sound clash the way i keep getting shown everyone's sub stack

Some new music with the new toy.

This is fine. The racist, twice impeached, financially corrupt, war criminal, paedophile despot famously has a great moral compass.

Why was every film in 2025 called something like ‘Honey, Don’t’ or ‘Baby, Please’ or ‘Oh, Hey’ or Darling, Let’s’ or some shit.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

tammusic3.bandcamp.com/album/yngwie... Yngwie Protein Shake EP incoming

Some of my favourite reads this year.

This is such a great album that has weirdly become an unlikely Christmas album for me over the last 5 years. Something about the instrumentation and warm production makes me feel really festive.

Love seeing slogans/product names that have clearly been marketing workshopped into nonsense. E.g Festive Percy Pigs. Obvious taglines would be ‘Percy Pigmas’ ‘Merry Pigmas’ But they opted for ‘Happy Percymas’

Successful content creator who dies from caffeine-induced heart palpitations after thinking all KoFi donations must actually be used to buy and drink coffee.

O shit! New Erskine Lynas album? It’s called On High in Green Yesterdays and it’s out now! erskinelynas1.bandcamp.com/album/on-hig...

Wow. Solenoid was wild. Highly recommended if you like the sound of gigantic factory filling babies and fourth dimensional tesseracts in communist era Romania. Need more of this exact sort of shit in my brain immediately. .

Smokin’ on that shit that made Cecil be De Mille

How it feels to be in your Boomkat listed with no write up era.

It’s Bandcamp Friday. ‘heat for your bones’ on Bandcamp now. tammusic3.bandcamp.com/album/blurry...

It’s #BandcampFriday tomorrow! Grab a #cassette copy of blurrybird if you’re on the hunt for #ambient tammusic3.bandcamp.com/album/blurry...

People were not lying about Clair Obscur scratching all those late 90s/early 00s Final Fantasy itches. I am hooked.

Losing my mind at this takeaway place using an Adrienne Lenker song on their TikTok

T_A_M - blurrybird Out on @SereneWoodSound 12 May. Digi + Cassette. 2 tracks streaming now. tammusic3.bandcamp.com/album/blurry...

The Smough and Ornstein of ‘Look, I’m not a racist but…’

Love seeing artists bios inflate over time as they try and diversify their scope: 1. DJ/Selector 2. Producer/ DJ 3. Producer & Sound Designer 4. Sound Designer & Rodeo Clown for hire

All in all I think this was a very successful 9 Pints of Lager and a Glass of Wine January

Getting a lot of good old fashioned spam emails lately. ‘Dearest friend, I write to you from my company in Equatorial Guinea. I have come into ownership of 60k gold bars etc I like to imagine a real dedicated grifter/grafter sittin at a desk 9-5 hand typing each one like ‘one of these days!’

When the reaper comes for Joe Biden the press office announcement is going to be titled ‘Scranton Joe has crossed the Rainbow Bridge’

How it feels to sit in a meeting full of ageing professionals and surly, overworked engineers asking if they’ve considered posting on Yammer more often.

Wow us Prometheus heads eating good in 2025. Can’t wait to see these completely real films.

Walking through Dalmuir in December is a type of bleak reserved for a Béla Tarr movie (derogatory)

Twa Star & The Dram Police

Now Listening: Daryl Johns - Self Titled Steely Dan-esque Jazz rock mashed together with The Police and Hall & Oates but pitched/sped up for TikTok.

I remember seeing this on the cover of a Gremlins 2 novelization as a kid and being like "Wow....this is what working in an office must be like"

Accidentally dressed like the 90s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson photo with the bumbag today

Zelda dungeon enemy ass looking dog

What are we going to do today Ben? Same thing we do every day, other Ben! Threaten to Annex the West Bank!

Annexing the West Bank is these guys’ answer to everything

Extremely depressing almost mid-30s moment of the week: Dad asked what I want for my birthday and the only thing I can think of is a new dehumidifier.

Woke fillings

To the tune of Cinnamon Girl: ‘I wanna live with the Celery Man so I can be happy for the rest of my life with the Celery Man.’

Said goodbye to the best wee guy today. RIP Keith.

Let’s be honest: RFK Jr. is what Batman would’ve turned out like if he was real