if anyone has any tips or advice anything is appreciated. i'm queer, trans, adhd autistic, and unemployed. i have a car payment, car insurance, phone bill, and hygiene + pet expenses. please follow me on twitch or donate to my kofi. links on @tonesverse.bsky.social anything helps.

A cold snap rolled through! There's a dusting of snow at the very tippy top of our mountains and the high won't even break 60°F today here. Shorts season is officially over 😂

Waiting 30 minutes in line at my local shitass pharmacy corporation because they hate actually staffing their pharmacy 🫠

when the bedtime got the “Nothernlion Jackbox Playlist 2024”

Who put the vampire on the medieval stretching machine again 🤨

the hottest thing a man can do is be bisexual and a little androgynous

Take note:

#SkyCards is down, how am I gonna check on my emotional support sky Pokémon flying over my town now? 😭💔

Another funky lore drop: I was born with visibly deformed tops of my ears (just the cartilage, otherwise my ears are normal) so I like to portray myself in picrews/video games with elf ears, if available. It's a small way to appreciate my ears, bc I was very insecure about them for a long time 😅🫶

Way too much politics on my timeline right now, deploying weird marine life image. :) Here's up close and personal with an unusually cooperative Flying gurnard (Dactylopterus volitans). Night dive, Ulua Beach Maui. 🌿📷🐟🦑

I should be allowed to burrow underground and sleep through winter

Insane lore drop time‼️ In the early morning before my childhood dog passed away (on Christmas Day, no less), a great horned owl was on the telephone pole across the street from my house, hooting. I've always liked owls, but I had a horrible feeling that the Navajo kids I grew up with were right.

Gif that pops up when I type my name:

Hands hurty, back hurty, head hurty... Blegh

Oof my hands are complaining to me today 😵‍💫

ME FOR REAL THO 🤭 I love a good earnest infodump. It's like foreplay for foreplay. Let me see you get real excitable and genuine about something nerdy you love. I'm already having lewd thoughs before the lore is finished 😈

Fun fact!!! Irl, spiders also like sugar water as a sweet lil treat 🙂‍↕️

Fiendishly making crochet accessories like it's gonna fix my life somehow and then I blink and it's nearing 2am 😵‍💫 Oops!

Whenever I feel like I'm being too harsh on the genAI peddlers worming their way into science (and the many weenies meekly going along with them), I listen to the recording of the last Kaua'i O'o to remind myself what is at stake.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Alex Jones isn't real he can't hurt me

I'm so happy, yesterday I got my @derptiles.art banana skonk & these adorable stickers and I'm obsessed 🫶 As you can see, I already used one 😂 But omg, now I have the perfect sticker for my water bottle after all this time!! 🥰 Perfect to add to my Derptiles collection hehe (my skonk plushie) 🙂‍↕️

I LIKE GIRLS THAT HATE COPS AND BUY GUNS

I believe in a higher power. Her name is food.

Crochet fever has taken over. I will be making things until further notice 😈💖🧶

My mom's been getting into The Witcher show haha!! It's the perfect little show so far too crochet along to 😈🙏

It’s Sunday. 😭 what next?? Tomorrow being Monday????? I CANNOT 😭🥲

I really love that the first severallll posts that I saw about Alice when I first hopped on here this morning just used her first name and I knew immediately who they were talking about. I love that she had *that* much of an impact that you can just say “Alice” and people know it’s Alice Wong.

I brought up the presidential blowjob allegations and accidentally immediately ragebaited my right winger mom lmfao

Our current president is also a former president's bitch. Hmm

You know I gotta hand it to yah, you dissapponted me. But at least you did it in a way I never thought possible. 😀

WHEN LIFE IS HARD I GO IN A BOX

I try not to yap much about weed (for internet footprint's sake)but I feel like there's been a lot of dialogue about it and also it's helping me put my life back together so I'm feeling pretty grateful lately lol

[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking

Do non-Latinos in the US know what Lotería is??? I feel like it should be a pretty widely known game, but also I've only ever been in places with big Hispanic & Latino populations... and we all know what assuming does 😆

transgengar

I'm rewatching the Witcher and it just occurred to me that the fucking Witcher is in a crowd of angry townspeople stoning him to death & he refuses to hurt them because he's a better fuckin dude than that. And yet in 2025 we have actual ICE thugs doing pettier more violent shit every day. Hmm. 😐

We all have primate hands and mammal brains and Neanderthal traits and red blood. We're all just some freaky-ass species on a rock, dude

Thank god weed is legal in NM dawg my vape starts easing my pain in like 5mins 😭🙏Like 5 years ago I was blatantly overusing ibuprofen & Tylenol, just hoping for it to work on my mystery pain even though it did very little to help on the best of days 😅 I still have bad days but wow it was DIRE lol

It's crazy, you can just make soup and no one can stop you. Not even the state.

we're so fucked but art is so back

My mom's weird Qanon friend is on the phone trying to convince her that "contrails aren't just a conspiracy theory anymore" I'm trying so hard to not laugh out loud lmfao???

I'm not gonna lie the steam console would be so cool. I could play video games with my mom 😆

God 2010 was a legendary time to listen to pop music

The Northern Lights were visible all the way from Anza-Borrego Desert with the eyes yesterday evening. The camera sees better in this case. This was about 9 pm yesterday evening looking towards the Santa Rosa Mountains. Note that the sun sets here at 4:45 pm, so these were not sunset colors!