Hey remember when the President threatened to exterminate 93 million people a week ago and no one did anything to stop him?

@trangirlismo.bsky.social I have acquired the funny pickup truck ornament

Trump heard someone use the “not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed” line and backed off because he thought they were being literal.

Not a wholly original thought, but “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race” is one of the hardest opening lines in history and it’s a shame it was wasted on a psychopath. Up there with Moby Dick or The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Autistic hyperfixation activated @trangirlismo.bsky.social. I’ve been a Mini owner for 13 years, my one and only car. Coming up on 200k miles. She’s a shitbox but she’s my shitbox.

@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay re: open world racing games, have you seen Racing Lagoon? My friend just informed me of its existence. youtu.be/FKU_tj7tLiM?...

“We got a Porsche expert coming in” teasing the Seinfeld episode @trangirlismo.bsky.social !? /s

"none of this would be happening if Charlie Kirk were still alive": deranged, fever swamp-addled conspiracy bullshit "none of this would be happening if Jeffrey Epstein were still alive": serious, well-evidenced geopolitical analysis

Princess on her throne

@victoriascott.bsky.social related to the latest @trangirlismo.bsky.social; Autozone, O’Reilly’s, and NAPA are several months behind on vendor financing. 5-10 months behind. First Brands might have gotten margin called because their invoices weren’t being paid. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Across the US, people fed up with Flock cameras surveilling their communities, and with local governments that are often unwilling to listen to concerns over privacy violations and ICE data sharing practices, are taking matters into their own hands—and tearing them down.

@victoriascott.bsky.social late to the party but this came in the mail today. Excellent photos on every page. And props to the print quality, the metals in Ashe and Micah’s outfits actually shimmer on the page. Comment from my wife “I love everyone’s hair.”

@trangirlismo.bsky.social I am biting this Onion headline with this joke but I am picturing “Jony Ive releases new round-cornered aluminum rectangle to keep in your pocket” after the latest episode

These Olympics are so cool, I wish Italy was real.

*Clarkson voice* Tonight on @trangirlismo.bsky.social… Jeffrey Epstein tries to buy a Toyota… Chris Harris is a chaser… and James May is an egg… *cue “Jessica” by The Allman Brothers Band*

@prophiphop.bsky.social re: today’s Tap In, the Bible actually says Judas died one of two ways. Either he hanged himself in shame (Matthew 27:1-10) or he walked into his newly purchased field and “burst asunder” (Acts 1:18). So if Nicki just randomly explodes one day we know why

Absolutely the fuck not, Bluesky

Remember: markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay sane. www.ft.com/content/8c69...

Is it me or does the wording of this post heavily imply he wants the US to leave NATO and only sell them weapons? Why only call on Europe to financially back Ukraine? Why make it sound like the US has no involvement in what NATO does with weapons?

At this point you could convince MAGA to mandate the return of incandescent light bulbs by making up a story about how a gay transgender communist invented LEDs and they’re a secret Jewish plot to woke your kids. They’d whip up the same frenzy as always and threaten the CEO of GE or something.

"The left are the bloodthirsty ones, and we finally have a reason to kill them all."

The weird moment when I’m listening to @trashfuture.bsky.social and hear @raaleh.bsky.social say something weirdly close to my name. TIL who Nicola Bombacci was.

The irony of a guy wearing a “taxation is theft” t-shirt to a county dog park that he goes to every day.

Have a picture of my dog’s stupid face

Reposting from my IG. I predict we will see, in real time, the narrative about Zohran change from “sure he’s a citizen but he should be deported anyway” to “he was never a *real* citizen” to “he’s illegal” and finally to “he’s actually a terrorist sleeper agent”

Bruh look at my opposition party. The withered corpse of the NY Democratic establishment is reeling

When do they stop trying to kill each other? 🫠

Molly Conger, Award Winning Podcaster Ed Zitron, Award Winning Podcaster Congratulations @edzitron.com @socialistdogmom.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social Thank you for voting and supporting our work. It means everything to me.

In other news I’ve been added to a Houthis signal chat but I’m not a fuckin snitch

Copy/paste from my IG

My dog found a dumbbell.

One decade ago today, Tesla announced that it was opening its California battery swap station to select owners. Six months later I would investigate the fraudulent facility, drawing me into a decade of watchdogging and warning about him. I never could have guessed he would end up here

Reposting from IG

Congrats @edzitron.com on your nomination as the “Biggie Smalls of Podcasting” @iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

info coming out that Bashar and family have fled Syria. wherever he lands, i hope he dies angry, in pain and soon.

Really loving this global scourge of right wing authoritarianism 🙂

three little dishwashers (my dad’s dog henry is being a very gracious host)

I think about this a lot in terms of my parents generation and why they always seemed to think things would get better whereas my first memory was 9/11 and as soon as I got into college Trump took power Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

@coolzonemedia.bsky.social jsyk I got ads on today’s BtB despite having a Cooler Zone subscription (Apple). 16th Minute and ICHH were ad-free though.

i will fight ron paul

This app is cool and all but I’m sort of missing people publicly dunking on chuds

how did humans hunt and gather before podcasts were invented

I actually never used Twitter. I’m a transplant from Reddit after Apollo died. What is any of this.

Watching the newest Legal Eagle video and my dog won’t stop growling at Jenna Ellis

do you know how stupid you have to be to have tens of billions of dollars and end up in jail

the thing is, on your first day of prison, you gotta walk up and defraud the biggest guy in the yard