From Reddit: pride train crushes Tesla with Virginia plates, lololol.

Okay but what if I have a particularly adorable railway gun? (Listen to @bloodwork.show and @trainsatlantic.uk)

Legalize the open carry of caltrops

If your instinctive response to a mother accused of stealing diapers is firing a gun, do your community a favor and point it at the side of your head.

First day of Standing Normal School, how’s he doing?

if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing

Listen to @bloodwork.show… wait…

Happy pride. Perfect shirt for replacing your brake booster on June 1st @trangirlismo.bsky.social

Listen to @bloodwork.show (Art is “My Best Gun-Branches” by Maarten Brinkman)

Step 1: Merge Stellantis and Renault-Nissan-Mitsubishi Step 2: Let Carlos Ghosn run it while evading Japanese and French authorities, because it would be funny Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

I lost my copy of Pokemon Emerald somewhere in my house and I haven’t been more genuinely upset about losing something in my life.

Lever, Wheel, Pulley, Inclined Plane, Wedge, and Screw

I’m listening to “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 1972” and came across this quote from Hunter S Thompson while he lamented the inevitable downfall of the McGovern campaign in the summer before the election.

Braving the pollen to take my dogs to the park is always worth it

Slightly increase a band: Judas Bishop

Has anyone ever confronted the idea that The Hulk (the superhero) violates basically every law of thermodynamics?

I did the thing

Studying American history through a critical lens means realizing every national level politician is: a once in a generation psychopathic monster, a feckless coward unwilling to fight monsters for fear of losing mythical “median voters”, or Huey Long

Honestly one of the more anticlimactic ends to the Trump presidency is he just trips and falls, then passes of Injured Old Man Disease (TM)

Of course Alex Jones doesn’t know who Tim Heidecker is

Hey remember when the President threatened to exterminate 93 million people a week ago and no one did anything to stop him?

@trangirlismo.bsky.social I have acquired the funny pickup truck ornament

Trump heard someone use the “not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed” line and backed off because he thought they were being literal.

Not a wholly original thought, but “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race” is one of the hardest opening lines in history and it’s a shame it was wasted on a psychopath. Up there with Moby Dick or The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Autistic hyperfixation activated @trangirlismo.bsky.social. I’ve been a Mini owner for 13 years, my one and only car. Coming up on 200k miles. She’s a shitbox but she’s my shitbox.

@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay re: open world racing games, have you seen Racing Lagoon? My friend just informed me of its existence. youtu.be/FKU_tj7tLiM?...

“We got a Porsche expert coming in” teasing the Seinfeld episode @trangirlismo.bsky.social !? /s

"none of this would be happening if Charlie Kirk were still alive": deranged, fever swamp-addled conspiracy bullshit "none of this would be happening if Jeffrey Epstein were still alive": serious, well-evidenced geopolitical analysis

Princess on her throne

@victoriascott.bsky.social related to the latest @trangirlismo.bsky.social; Autozone, O’Reilly’s, and NAPA are several months behind on vendor financing. 5-10 months behind. First Brands might have gotten margin called because their invoices weren’t being paid. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Across the US, people fed up with Flock cameras surveilling their communities, and with local governments that are often unwilling to listen to concerns over privacy violations and ICE data sharing practices, are taking matters into their own hands—and tearing them down.

@victoriascott.bsky.social late to the party but this came in the mail today. Excellent photos on every page. And props to the print quality, the metals in Ashe and Micah’s outfits actually shimmer on the page. Comment from my wife “I love everyone’s hair.”

@trangirlismo.bsky.social I am biting this Onion headline with this joke but I am picturing “Jony Ive releases new round-cornered aluminum rectangle to keep in your pocket” after the latest episode

These Olympics are so cool, I wish Italy was real.

*Clarkson voice* Tonight on @trangirlismo.bsky.social… Jeffrey Epstein tries to buy a Toyota… Chris Harris is a chaser… and James May is an egg… *cue “Jessica” by The Allman Brothers Band*

@prophiphop.bsky.social re: today’s Tap In, the Bible actually says Judas died one of two ways. Either he hanged himself in shame (Matthew 27:1-10) or he walked into his newly purchased field and “burst asunder” (Acts 1:18). So if Nicki just randomly explodes one day we know why

Absolutely the fuck not, Bluesky

Remember: markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay sane. www.ft.com/content/8c69...

Is it me or does the wording of this post heavily imply he wants the US to leave NATO and only sell them weapons? Why only call on Europe to financially back Ukraine? Why make it sound like the US has no involvement in what NATO does with weapons?

At this point you could convince MAGA to mandate the return of incandescent light bulbs by making up a story about how a gay transgender communist invented LEDs and they’re a secret Jewish plot to woke your kids. They’d whip up the same frenzy as always and threaten the CEO of GE or something.

"The left are the bloodthirsty ones, and we finally have a reason to kill them all."

The weird moment when I’m listening to @trashfuture.bsky.social and hear @raaleh.bsky.social say something weirdly close to my name. TIL who Nicola Bombacci was.

The irony of a guy wearing a “taxation is theft” t-shirt to a county dog park that he goes to every day.

Have a picture of my dog’s stupid face

Reposting from my IG. I predict we will see, in real time, the narrative about Zohran change from “sure he’s a citizen but he should be deported anyway” to “he was never a *real* citizen” to “he’s illegal” and finally to “he’s actually a terrorist sleeper agent”

Bruh look at my opposition party. The withered corpse of the NY Democratic establishment is reeling

When do they stop trying to kill each other? 🫠

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In other news I’ve been added to a Houthis signal chat but I’m not a fuckin snitch

Copy/paste from my IG