[ Pretty eyes time. At least they would be if his eyes were visible under that censor bar, hands held together. ] Call me pretty.

pie (need to take more english lessons I totally misunderstood that)

LET GO OF ME, COURTESAN!! [ Kicking and hitting the other while he's shaken like a drink served at a bar. ] UGH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Let go, LET GO--!!

[ STILL expecting to be called at least a little bit cute, crossing his arms. ] N.. NO!! This is MY bridge! Either you give me what I want, which, you probably WON'T, or walk off!!

[ Was fairly expecting for him to be called pretty. Bit pissed he wasn't. Very upset. ] UGH. WHATEVER. WHATEVER. WALK OFF, YOU ASSHOLE.

I DON'T EVEN?? KNOW YOU. BUDDY. And I already have a LOVER. Maybe soon to be two.

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE CONDESCENDING OR LIKE 'Yay I'm happy for you' TONE.

UGH!! Whatever, you prick! You're not even that pretty, probably. I'M NOT THAT PRETTY EITHER BEFORE YOU CALL IT, SO HAHA, IN YOUR FACE.

They're doing this to me.

YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO INITIATE THIS BEHAVIOR OF MINE WITH THAT WHOLE 'What rating would you give me? What do I need to do to get better?' SHIT. DON'T ACT ALL INNOCENT.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.

I'm Bat-Man. Battat Man.

AND THIS TIME WE'LL PLAY... ㅤㅤUNTIL YOU LIKE IT;⭐️

S.. SSHUT YOUR MOUTH. FUCKING JACKASS. It's not even like that!! You're just filling your own fantasies by.. by putting words in MY mouth!!

OH JUST REPEATING MY INSULTS BACK TO YOU NOW ARE WE?? You might as well kiss me in my mouth to REALLY get in my nerves.

ooc. WOO official ship call!! like this and i’ll add you to the chem building/ship list! muse is transmasc and pansexual! male leaning.

Pssh, don't even try, I don't get as nervous as easy anymore. [ Looking at his back, coughing a little. ] Pretty sure it has something to do with all that back there... But anyways, thanks for the cheeky compliment, Eros. I uh... don't receive them often.

Already so nervous, aren'tcha? [ Chuckling, getting up a bit, slowly snuzzling to Eros... ] Jeez, man, you get flustered way too easy! I just gotta shake myself a lil and your entire face is red...

[ ... Shaking his hips even more sensually. ] Somethin' caught ya eye? Huh?

[ Laying down on his bridge sensually. ]

That guy can suck my cock off. Despise him.

It was pretty clever...

FUCK YOU. WASN'T EVEN THAT CLEVER.

YEAH. One of the shittest places to work at! But I'm not surprised the likes of YOU got the job!

I AIN'T MAD, BITCH. LOOK AT WHERE YOU WORKING AT.

I'M-- NOT HUMOURING ANYONE. FUCK OFF. GO AWAY. GO. FLY OFF.

YOU HEARD NOTHING, YOU FREAK.

FUCKING GAY MAN

WELL HERE IT-- ... What? Excuse me?? [ Looking around. Red. What the fuck is up with this guy. ] I LIKE-- NOTHING!! ABOUT YOU!! AND NO!! ... COUGH 10 COUGH COUGH.

DO YOU WANT A LIST?? HUH?? I'LL START RECITING IT TO YOU, JACKASS.

What's the issue with that guy. Ugh.

I DON'T CARE. I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.

I still hate the british.

pie (FUCKKKKK CAROLINE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE)

Love hate relationships are so confusing.

I'll NEVER back down from a fight, no matter the size! Could even be a giant, but I ain't squeaking away! But I guess we have a few things in common, right? We're both weird and we both have our own items we value, and we both fight people no matter their stature.

Finally... FINALLY no people even came across my bridge today!

If my brother's dead, I am not alive. If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.

Psshh, I'm hot! Hot as a star! But you're pretty hot, too.

I'm not THAT cute! I mean, if you want to call me it I guess I won't deny it...

pie (he's such a freak... hmm. alt maybe soon :thinking:)

[ SLOWLY burning red with ... certainly a feeling. ] IF YOU DON'T MIND.

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I'm gonna be pounding some hashtag ASS tonight.

... Well, I didn't expect for you to ACTUALLY want to do *that*... I'm not entirely sure if I even have, you know, the necessary to make that work. I might.

... How fat is it.

When a boy and a boy love each other really much