" ... some people wwwwere a bit in ... denial. " he's not entirely human these days, but. hm. he didn't know many pokemon could talk. his certainly doesn't.

"ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ғᴜɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs."

" oh, some people we-- " double taking. talking lycanroc--? he shouldn't be too surprised. there was that nice squirtle, too.

eeh? well, that’s fiiiine probably. yer still figurin’ stuff out!

it is a lot. like. a whole full cart of groceries kind of a lot. many of the older games are expensive as hell. not THAT expensive usually, but that’s the most extreme example … 💦

oh—? how do you … what’s yer deal then?

mwehehe. it’s cuz m’ so easy to cuddle. ✨

only like. four outta the 90ish. one bein’ just shy of a mil. not only the in game cost, but the outside cost of the games if you wanna get as many ribbons legitimately as you can. one authentic copy of pokemon emerald, which is hoenn for you, goes for over 200 dollars.

we cuddle almost daily, big man. ya don’t hide it!!

mm. i do admit, i am a bit more drawn to other guys myself. but m’ more open to anyone regardless of the whole gender expression. … and well, i guess yer not totally outta luck exactly but still.

“ BAD texture. no aloe. “

yer rampantly homosexual, no.

it’s cuz yer handsome and charmin’. also yer shit outta luck on that second thing with me.

yer exempt from this, cuz i know yer a lil’ gay and ya don’t hide it!

contest ribbons are a *part of it. but not all of it. ribbons are awarded throughout the games for various achievements outside of contests. like a pokemon beatin’ the elite 4. finishin’ battle facility streaks … spendin’ an absurd amount of money. so much money.

i think you guys need to embrace the homosexuality yer denyin’ at this rate.

“ aloe looks slimy in the pictures though! blegh! “

do the pokemon universe folks know about the pains of ribbon huntin’? i mean they could do it in their world but man can it get costly in mine.

magic shenanigans, i assume? kinda cool either way!

y’know those cute lil’ succulents? i wanna bite into them like cucumbers.

love bein’ pansexual.

“ ya better. i won’t be treated as ‘woman-lite’ cuz i don’t got a dick. “

『 " 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞! " 』 『 " 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝? " 』 『 The Dancin' Demon, Bendy! 』 『 Penned by cursor ! 』

if yer a dude and yer into me, ya ain’t straight all the way.

man, i wish i could grow facial hair … hair in general. i miss my fuzz before i got all lizard-y.

grooooan. slouching over with his arms flopping between his legs. he’s achy today.

........ ( how does one explain this all. ) yeaaaah. don't worry about it! ahaaa.

( staring at him with biting intent. )

“ NOT IN A VORE OR CANNIBALISM WAY. “

“ gosh, i can only imagine—! for me, it’s cuz m’ cold-blooded. this winters been particularly rough, too. “ another sip.

“ haa, god knows i need it, too … “ he can’t argue with that. he takes a long sip of the tea. scrunching his face up a bit at the taste. but he’s appreciative. he promises. “ feels like even my insides are frozen. “

……. it’s aaah. ( he’s too embarrassed to say. ) it’s an app that. where you uh. it’s a gay hookup app.

“ m’ not a biiiig tea person … but yer probably right. “ his blood is dark soda at this rate.

grindr but instead an app for people who will let me bite them.

( staring. leaning in to give a little test sniff before taking it. )

tummy hurt. i will make this everyone else’s problem.

All pleasure is guilty pleasure when you're neurodivergent enough!

swinging his tail in a circle. he's jamming.

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i have GOT to get weirder.

i know that i may be primarily a meat eater, but man … a good apple sounds so good right now. or grapes.

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i can feel the cold makin' my body threaten to shut down. i hate winter.

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