my nuts itch bruh

ooc. Idk anything about JJK but I love whatever’s wrong with this dude

ya shoulda’ called for me! i do have super strength in my arsenal, you know.

feelin’ achy, doc?

i have a great fondness for that stupid blue eyed twink.

“ o—oh! it’s … it’s okay, don’t worry! i don’t bite though. unless it’s requested of me. “ snickering.

( sometimes you just need to get pressure therapy from your giant boyfriend. purring and closing his eyes. ) just needed me, eh?

“ hh— “ breathe hitches in his throat. his tail curls around one of his legs, tipping his head to the side. “ big cat … what’re you … “

fact got.

prrRRRRR. slowly resting his hands on his sides. " if ya wanted a kiss or two, y--ya could'a just asked! silly thing, you! "

hehe. they do all seem pretty intense to make. i kinda suck in the kitchen overall.

could get it on my lower stomach instead. ☝️

damnit. ( he’s hungry. someone forgot to eat dinner tonight. ) oh! what’s the fanciest stuff ya bake?

Someone out there wants you. Promise.

oh, yer a cook? ( don’t tell him that, he’s chronically hungry. )

i wonder how it’d work though. i kinda have scales where one would put a tramp stamp. forgot about that.

yer mind. YER ABSOLUTELY GENIUS.

yer just a little hater!

oh my god … shrimps in love … yes, dude. YES!

farfa— pasta? honestly, yeah. yeah that works with how much pasta i eat.

SHRIMP STAAAAMP‼️ 🦐

what if i had a tramp stamp but instead of like butterflies or some shit along it, it was shrimp.

he's a lil' soggy and sad sometimes but it's okay, we love mike anyway.

don't do that! c'mere. c'mon. psps. ( patting his chest. come hug. come cuddle. )

mnrnfmbmfmgnmggff gmgg. ( just. kinda going limp against him. slowly melting towards the floor as his tail wags SO fast. )

( really high pitched. ) okay, i won't.

'my lovely eros' eeeuuUUHUUUUUooUUUU

no, no! it's! really cuteandicouldcry.

THAT'S WHAT M' SAYIN'.

... 🥺 yer lovely eros?

( doing a fucking cat pose. like nya. )

meeeeeeooow.

ooc. come witness Little Eros

beef hotdogs are!

Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about it bed?

ooc. i wanna try to do the teen eros thing again.........there's a lot to unpack

too bad, four hotdogs.

y'all mind if a gayboy gobbles a lil' glizzy?

more proof that m' yer lil' faaa~vorite.~

ooc. heh............the Creature

" that's the thing though! i CAN! with enough time and work ... but for now, other things hold priority. what plagues me now is ... livable. annoyin', but livable. " especially in summer. but alas. that too will pass. " it's just nice when someone goes outta their way for me. i'm not used to it. "

all it takes is someone competent enough to make somethin' like me. i guess not many have done so where yer from. no one had where i'm from either. i was unheard of, really. but someone has to step up to the plate to prove dna splicing is possible! with sacrifice.

ooc. i had 2 ocs. an angel with nacrolepsy named pleese (whos like. lowkey lost media, idk where her art went) and my deep sea isopod freak woman who collects tongues

mm, so you all deal in magic. that's definitely outta my wheelhouse. science is what i dedicated my life to. but i am very much open to other things. hmm! i am my favorite experiment to date.

ooc. i know i only ever seen wadanohara characters here but i can hope for this loser someday

critter as in animal. that's how m' generalizin' it. but from what i understand, y'all were born this way. which is ... very new to me! i was *created, to be the way. creature it is.

" eh, most kinda get all weird when i mention my body and it's odd ... tendencies. meanwhile you were down to help! it's nice. i don't talk about that stuff much for that very reason. " tucking the box under his arm. " really. i do appreciate it! "