Ed Schweitzer
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Three dad jokes in a trench coat
Annual reminder: you can use "breakfast" instead of "Christmas" in any holiday song if you're not in the spirit, until you catch up
3 days ago
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No fans surrender their team's home field advantage quite as readily as the Philadelphia Eagles.
5 days ago
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2 episodes into welcome to Derry, and I'm enthralled. They're putting so much lore into this, it's dizzying, while also making it a more visceral horror experience than any King adaptation to date.
6 days ago
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TSO is Bluesky's Iron Sheik
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7 days ago
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The one critique i would give is the word "errors." If it's lies, or false testimony, call it such.
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7 days ago
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
9 days ago
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Seeing more insurance and gambling commercials than beer commercials sucks.
10 days ago
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Hey, this post is relevant again. Must be Sunday.
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10 days ago
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One thing I talk it enjoy about Caleb Williams is that he trusts that he doesn't have to risk injury for that one more yard. 3rd and 1 is so much better than 1st and 5 weeks out.
10 days ago
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No Rodgers? What a shame.
10 days ago
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youtu.be/oqrtoFWglMY?...
11 days ago
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Ridiculous.
14 days ago
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Wife : got an alert, there's foot and mouth at the preschool Me: what ever happened to head, shoulders, knees and toes? Wife: Me: Wife: Me:..knees and toes?
14 days ago
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Evergreen.
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17 days ago
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Really utilizing the tight end position, 2 effective RBs, developing a young Caleb Williams, not afraid to take measured risks... I love this Ben Johnson Bears offense.
17 days ago
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Shit is about to get real in stuffy land
21 days ago
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I truly hate that I understand this entire post.
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21 days ago
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Pardoning Rudy G is on its face hilarious. That dude would already have shuffled off this mortal coil before seeing trial.
23 days ago
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Elected Dems"we have all the cards, might as well fold." Not acceptable. So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
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24 days ago
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Drop that beat! Drop it! Drooooop iiiiiiiiit... bad dog!
26 days ago
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David_j_roth
29 days ago
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
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Is this the year the Bears finish the job and kill me? Wait and see
about 1 month ago
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Flat Pack is still the best Bluey episode. Maybe the best 15 minutes of television ever.
about 1 month ago
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى
about 1 month ago
Don't care what people use SNAP on and never will, fuck you if you care
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🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️
about 1 month ago
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
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Let's play two!
about 1 month ago
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I fell asleep during the 3rd inning of this game. I just woke up, mostly rested, and it's still going. Holy crap.
about 1 month ago
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Oh shit, the next administration is gonna have to pay so much for that ballroom to not look like crap.
about 1 month ago
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So many out today, none afraid to show their faces. That's real strength.
about 2 months ago
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Stephen Wolf
about 2 months ago
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
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How about now?
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about 2 months ago
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It's almost criminal that the music over the closing moments of Hereditary is so good
about 2 months ago
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Is there a name for the kind of toys kids don't play with, but only throw on the floor so they're not put away?
about 2 months ago
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Just can't wait for the guy ordering soldiers to attack the populace he was sworn to protect to throw a hissy fit over not winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
about 2 months ago
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dan sinker
about 2 months ago
Portland never stops being Portland.
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Listen. If trump REALLY wanted to fund the government, he'd take down some wall decorations and hit up a cash 4 gold.
2 months ago
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With this shutdown in place, you're going to see a lot of blame being tossed from party to party, but it's important to remember that only one party is a west coast party, 'cos a west coast party don't stop
2 months ago
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Ian Peters
2 months ago
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It's not great that we have a president who approaches every question like it's a book report for something he hasn't read.
2 months ago
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At what point does all this become Hague-worthy?
6 months ago
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Ok, so I barricaded the doors and windows. Keep in mind when you're out, that they hunt in groups and know basic flanking maneuvers. Clever girls. What do you mean it's not the Day of the Raptor?
2 months ago
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Hi. Autism doesn't need quack "treatments" and "cures." People who are on the spectrum need either support, or you to get out of their fucking way. Thank you.
2 months ago
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Found some jelly when I was walking through the woods. I'll just call them forest preserves.
2 months ago
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Give us the Clock King we deserve!
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2 months ago
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Punk is still the fucking best
2 months ago
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Probably the best thing media outlets could do is start referring to the president as an office only. Don't name him, show no images, just report on the things happening. It won't happen, but it would be a major ego blow.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Can't wait to watch how the Bears embarrass themselves today
3 months ago
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There are two types of people who have a ton of bumper stickers on their cars, and i don't want much to do with either.
3 months ago
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How about now?
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3 months ago
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