Eid Mubarak everyone

Chand raat Mubarak folks

Apparently Twitter is working for everyone except me

Jhol is so addictive wazzu kr k bhi bas yehi chal rha hota zehan main

There’s so much going on but I can’t even post on Twitter

This is a shithole. Need to post more

So people have stopped posting here?

Discover button here is disturbingly boring. Twitter’s was much better

Bored af. But this is a good start by Pakistan

Was sleepy and now I’m playing PUBG

Musk buying Twitter at an inflated price makes a lot of sense now.

Seriously crazy thought of the day if not for my parents I could’ve been a local gangster. It’s troubling but it is what it is.

Need to start playing cricket or badminton

Need to rant more because I haven’t ranted enough

Having most difficult conversations of my life on daily basis

Uff I miss my childhood home till this day 😞

Saara bachpan jahaan guzra aj uss ghar ko permanently khuda hafiz kr diya

secluded market that had a chicken shop and some other snacks shops. This time I ran back and didn't see him follow me 😭 sigh God has put so much love in the hearts of dogs.

Fuck govt

ٹویٹر استعمال نہ کرو تو لگتا ہے ہر طرف سکون ہی سکون ہے اور استعمال کرو تو لگتا ہے Armageddon لگ گئی ہے

This might be the new normal

Twitter isn’t working with vpn as well

Some of you needs to get laid badly

Aflaatoon k bachay kiun bantay hain sb ?

Had a friend on Twitter. Her father owned mango farms and she promised to send me quality mangoes

Tomorrow is my last day here the only place I’ve ever called home

Fuck govt

جیڑے ٹویٹر تے پہڑے او بلیو سکائے تے وی پہڑے

3:35 am and vy sohniyaan akhaan waleya is playing in my head

آئے تو یوں کہ جیسے ہمیشہ تھے مہربان بھولے تو یوں کہ گویا کبھی آشنا نہ تھے #فیض

یار منگیا سی ربا تیتھوں رو کے کیڑی میں خدائی منگ لئی~

Day 2 and there’s so much stuff to do.

Twitter mutuals pls dont follow Thwadey toun tanfmg a kr hy ethay aya aan menu VPN ala masla nae ae

Gated communities suck

Tu hathon main to hai meray Hai kiun nahi lakeeron main~

Hor rola pao

اگر یہ بھی وی پی این کے ساتھ ہی چلانا ہے تو فٹے منہ ساڈا

Some of you wouldn’t survive 24 hours apolitical challenge. And that’s concerning. I mean my life is hollow as fuck but some of you are beyond repair

مجھے آزماتی ہے تیری کمی~

Political Twitter apni jagah but cricket twitter bhi bohat toxic hai

stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!

I hope jis speed say yeh wala crowd aa rha hai usi speed say wapis jaye ga

Cc @farrukhshahzad.bsky.social sir hamen bhi thank you bolny ka moqa den. @mzgujjar.bsky.social

I block faster

Got stood up by a potential date last week but struck up a conversation with this pretty girl who was also alone it was great till the waiter intervened and said sir yeh aap kis se baaten kar rahay hain