No Other Choice has inspired me to kill a few of you.

Played a fun game while driving home tonight called "Bitch, I might be!" where I ask myself if I'm in a lane and on the road and then answer "Bitch, I might be!"

Aggressively passive aggressive message we left for our lazy neighbours in NYC.

Rx Upper East Side, NYC

⚡️ NYC

Production company vanity cards are too long and involved. There, I said it.

“He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention”

🎶So this is Christmas And what have you done? A tray of loaded nachos And a new one just begun

Big Rahad Jackson energy.

1982: Domino Rally Chained Lightning Excitement 1983: Playboy Robe Styling x2 1989: Awkward Years

We just started Die Hard post here when you think JM touches the pin up poster and win!

One of America’s greatest failures is not realizing the primary purpose of French fries is as a malt vinegar delivery system.

CorelDraw The Drink

Me checking the time until we make two giant cookie trays of loaded traditional Christmas nachos for two people.

May you all live long and prosper enough to have friend who owns a used book store. Thank you @sarahdbunting.bsky.social! 🧵

May you all be so lucky as to have friend who owns a used book store. Thank you @sarahdbunting.bsky.social! 🧵

Wake me up when the sequel hits.

Wonderful Christmastime’d December 22nd, 2:28pm trapped in the dentist chair getting my teeth cleaned. Maybe the worst moment of the year.

I’m torn on whether to abbreviate A Thousand Blows season two as 1KB2 or 2KB.

Sisu is like Downtown Abbey, olde tyme mayhem I need in my life at least every two years.

Sandy McTire.

Steak Cheetos

Toronto to Maui Hour one

found unedited version

Abandoned Train Station Maui, HI

The neighbourhood is resplendent with deer.

Spent three hours figuring out this SVG icon engraving effect for a future project. I've built full sites faster lol.

“A six-demon bag?” My Steam tag is often Six-Demon Bag but kids these days have no idea what that is. It used to get tons of comments. See also Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Hitchhiker Kauai, HI

Hanalei School Kauai, HI

Crushing Patricia Richardson’s toes trying to leave Titanic.

Ever have occasion, after lathering your hair, to look in the mirror expecting to see a majestic tower of suds but it just looks like an angry cloud farted on your head?

I SAID I WANT TO BUY THE ONE WITH THE DOG BONE TAIL LIGHTS.

What the heck.

Just witness to an Austin police SUV with those Rudolph antler and nose decorations. Merry Christmas everyone.

One of Sandy McTire’s best features is that she will force herself under the covers at night and transform herself into a hot water bottle.

A tradition born at Television Without Pity meetups back in the 1860s.

Maasai Mara National Reserve, Kenya

🐕 👅

You will be visited by three spirits