I neeed the apple pie

Tonight's a good night. I think I will buy that clown mug.

live view from cuomo hq

It has come to my attention that Bluesky thinks my most recent skeet is in Japanese I guess this is what happens when you set your phone to a different language :P

I did some clowning around at Furpoc this year!! I’m also learning that I have no idea how to pose for pics 😭 Ft. @galefrostbane.bsky.social @bluebell.kawaii.social

The dragon excels at pickleball

juggling is just 6 7 practicing

Trying out cheap potions.. for @‌saitheraccoon.bsky.social & @rudderbutt.red #NSFW #furryart #null

I need to know y'all's favorite pie/gunge onomatopoeia Right now *splorch* and *glitch* are the hottest to me

sometimes I feel like there's less to do in NH than in NL which is what really disappoints me

Abolish human mascots. If you’re gonna don a big foam costume, better make it a sexy cartoony animal. Heck, even anthro objects are better than humans.

How does one end up in a predicament like this I need to know so I uhhhh, so I know how to watch out for it, uhhh yeah that's why, yeah that's definitely why

tonight has been strange i really feel like crying for some reason

I'm remembering how 5yo me was like really determined to get a mohawk and maybe that was hyena fursona foreshadowing

the phrase "buy one get one free" should not be making me this horny >.<

Amazing that I get to come back to the greatest video on the internet

Hooray! I did it!!

I'm going to disappear for 3 weeks in the name of philosophy starting now. Wish me luck 🫡 (If I come back before the 3 weeks are up, it means I failed and you have to ridicule and laugh at me :P)

Hey, I'm pumpkin, and THIS is what I'm gonna be giving you ;3 #furry #fursuit

Sometimes I wish milk was alcoholic

This is what I mean by saying we have to stay silly

“Hey can I borrow a pencil?” “Only a spoonful!”

Blaz canon purchase

Some may consider such a label derogatory, but I love being a clown on the internet

I love my oc so much guys

Sometimes I wish milk was alcoholic

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This sucks though bc I want to start wearing more feminine clothing :(

Pockets in male clothing are the closest thing I have to hammerspace

The banana is so perfect for this specific thing

You was at the den Bottoms up when I first pet you

Looking at this makes me feel a little better :)

Going on estrogen can give you mood swings and idk if I’m ready for that They’re already bad as is :(

“You’ve been acting extra autistic lately” -my friend this morning I think this means I’m winning

I need to learn how to make convincing hyena woop noises so I can scare away people I don’t like

I'd mod myself into the game.

Yes I consider myself a clown fur, but I have lots to learn before I truly ascend to clown hood In the coming months I will be making substantial effort into not just my gender transition but into my clown transition as well

I made a little guy! 🌟

🦆: what about a clown act, and someone shoves the trough of a cement mixer into the back of my big hoop pants. And they flood with thick grey goo that quickly hardens so I’m totally immobile from the waist down. Then they start throwing pies at my face 🧠: couldn’t you just be into feet or something

Being called a “specimen” is weirdly gender affirming to me

Try not to have a mental breakdown at work challenge failed

One of the most disappointing things about this universe is that clown noses that “honk” don’t actually make a comical clown horn sound; instead they just squeak

My first nsfw comm!! Extra silly one done during clown week by the amazing @jersey-devious.bsky.social xo3

Share this and give us a follow is you desperately want to see the end of fox hunting!

I need to look into wearing skirts :P

Furthest I've been: N: Reykjavik, Iceland E: Tokyo, Japan S: Miami, FL, USA W: Austin, TX, USA

This might just be my life motto

Either way he's getting creamed tonight!!! $20 B&W LAUNDRY DAY DOODLE FOR @blazeneiro.bsky.social THANK U AGAIN!!! :D 🤡

The epitome of Blaz the Hyena poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...

more hyena painting! I can’t decide whether to keep the black background or change it aaa