I once saw George Galloway doing this in Bradford. It's a proper loony signal.

Yesterday was a good day

"Find Out Now gathers responses from daily visitors to Pick My Postcode, a free daily lottery website"

Tempted to spend the rest of the day trying to jailbreak the AI chatbot in Worcester Bosch's call centre. Chirrupy little bastard pretending badly to be a real person.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

If Andrew gets convicted for sharing trade secrets but not for abusing underaged girls it will be an absolute outrage.

Footnote: "So you can toil for a living in Anthropic's AI training mines."

The kids are alright www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Anas Sarwar should have realised that nothing unites the English like an attempted intervention from Scotland. Nobody really likes Starmer but today he's Man U drawn against Celtic.

Keeping Paraglider Pilots Safe with #rstats and Shiny www.linkedin.com/pulse/keepin...

This definitely won't happen at the world cup, football fans are famously more polite.

They keep reporting Mandelson says he wasn't motivated by financial gain. All of the other motivations I can think of are worse.

Bitcoin is down over the last 12 months by very nearly the same amount as the green energy investments I got for my kids are up #karma

Checked Google Analytics and my #paragliding Wind at Altitude weather app was used by 2500 UK pilots last year so I've been giving it a fresh lick of paint #rstats #shiny

If distancing ourselves from general US madness allows us to also treat their tech giants as publishers, that would be a Very Good Thing.

Weird and almost universal revisionism today. Even at the time, it was pretty clear that Mandelson wasn't appointed *despite* his dodgy links but *because* of them. Trump's Washington is a dirty swamp. Mandelson was deemed a man able to swim in it. This wasn't a secret. Everybody said it out loud.

Starmer's done, he's odds on to go in 2026 but I'd be tempted by a tenner that he won't make it to the end of February. Listening to this debate there's a chance he won't make the end of the week.

As if Mandy's very close Epstein-centric relationship with Trump wasn't *EXACTLY WHY HE WAS GIVEN THE EFFING US AMBASSADOR ROLE IN THE FIRST PLACE*

Adding Gorilla Tag to the long list of stuff that my kids like but shouldn't.

"We're making a law to kick Mandelson specifically out of the Lords." "How about making it a general rule so that we can kick out any other treasonous law-breaking lords?" "Good God no. Can't do that. We'd lose loads of them."

Where are the lamppost flag hangers? If this was a photo of a foreign born taxi driver there's be rioting.

Screw testify. He's a British citizen, where's the Met Police investigation?

Took my eldest lad to see a Two Towers rerun on the big screen. The charge of the Rohirrim remains one of the great moments in cinema.

Hi de hi campers!

Oh FFS, I forgot there was a carrier group headed for Iran. It never stops, he just bounces from one piece of idiocy to the next.

Farage is accumulating an awful lot of troublemakers. They'll be freelancing off-script within a few months and then we'll see those deniable stories start to appear in the Mail and Telegraph sowing seeds of doubt over his leadership.

Re-form the Tory party.

Lights go out. The Undertaker's bell tolls. The reanimated corpse of Charlton Heston strides to the ring carrying a rifle.

Of course they've found Fascist Barbie to appear on Newsnight and defend what Trump said.

The second Burnham is an MP he'll take a run at the leadership with all the accompanying psychodrama that would entail, plus if he succeeded he'd make a bloody awful PM. It would be insane not to block him.

This is very good. Broadcast news needs to stop reporting what Trump said and play clips of what he actually said. Retold by a newsreader his voice is given gravitas when the reality was rambling insanity.

The ad industry's reaction to chatGPT ads has been underwhelming, verging on ridicule. And those people LOVE new shiny things and AI, if you can't get adland excited about it then you really have screwed up.

Seriously? F1 isn't just bad it's truly one of the worst films I've ever seen.

Somebody needs to slap the orange off him.

Fun with Google Analytics today. These two pictures are the same GA account, Google's way and my way.

The state of that logo. 100% AI drawn.

Don't ban social media for <16's, regulate it properly for everyone.

Rutte: -slaps top of existing arrangement relating to US presence in Greenland- "This bad boy can fit so many US military bases and whatever the fuck Golden Dome is in it!" Trump: "I'll take it! Art of the deal, baby!"

The framework of a great future deal that would - hear me out because this is radical - create a treaty organisation for the North Atlantic.

I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans. When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.

To be entirely fair, the green one is icy, and the ice one is greener.

Remember when we had a US president who mixed up countries names but didn't invade them? Good times.

There's still time for the journo's at Davos to get together and plan their questions. With a bit of clever coordination they could persuade him to threaten an invasion of Narnia.

Trump's big speech turns out to be a load of egotistical rambling nonsense. Unprecedented.

Let's not blow this out of proportion. It was just an admin error. Two admin errors. A few admin errors. Seventeen admin errors worth £380,000.

Kids today moaning about football data access. If you're not running a cloud-based Selenium scraper stuffed with anti-scraping countermeasures, are you even trying?

I swear chatGPT's hallucinations are getting worse. I've been setting up a new graphics card and it invented v1.27 of a library that has a current latest v1.23 and chatGPT said it assumed that internal dev work had fixed my problems but it wasn't public yet.

Once again I am not watching the football because I didn't realise I had a subscription that was showing the football.

There's not a single politician in Britain who could get away with aviators.

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