guy who’s so tired of every beard care company having the shittest most vile scents that he buys wholesale quantities of oils to make his own skincare shit

live look at the two wolves that live within me

rip gordon lightfoot you would have loved open-ear headphones on a rainy day

No band truly epitomizes the spirit of heavy metal music quite like #Ektomorf. Their focus is singular, their anger is pure, and their lyrics are blunt as ever. ...and they have an amazing folk acoustic album?!? Yeah, you heard that right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbfW...

toad’s gunplay absolutely goated in the mario galaxy movie

guy who spends 2 hours editing 28 seconds of footage (me)

Exclusive new photo of Earth from NASA's Artemis II

(WIP) video essay friends 🗣️ what’s your take on whether these short lived console icons are necessary here? 🤔 issue: vo describes something hard to grasp visually (a small audio difference between two publications of the same game).

dreamt that there was a hockey team called the Edmonton Catheters

Jack Layton (NDP leader 2003-2011) hitting a strike in Wii Sports bowling

April showers bring May flowers, and

me if I were a doctor: “get this guy a chamomile STAT”

Turks, invent an ibrik that doesn’t work like shit on induction and my life is yours

Earth’s Own, invent an oat milk that doesn’t bond like shit to nesquick and my life is yours

yo gimme some huge music recs. like, artists I can put on in the morning and never hear the same song twice all day

heard you can get this done in Turkey

lil preview of what I’ve been working on all winter (How to Time Travel). coming soon (maybe)

My new video is out on YouTube now: "Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions" youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc

I made a point that it kinda misaligned with the MGS4’s theme (“war is bad”) that in serious cutscenes where your character goes to literal therapy to treat his PTS, you could shake the controller to make your therapist’s boobs jiggle uncontrollably. now I receive comments like this every few days

Sheva’s voice actor remaining such a shooter for Resident Evil 5 that’s she’s releasing original music about it in 2026 is, frankly, incredible. youtu.be/upg28sFZGf8?...

best thing about the new resi being set in 2026 is the implication that society ditched their futuristic holographic cube phones from RE6 (set in 2013) in favour of iphones

myself and my surroundings rapidly animorphing to tommy tallarico help

👁️!!NEW VIDEO!!👁️ In which I talk about *many* of the horror games released for the Nintendo Wii, and how its motion controls are used to enhance (or diminish) the sense of terror. youtu.be/TkLoUBlJrJ0?...

never even played tomb raider

in 10 months, you’ll hear a lot of people citing this as the best video essay of the year 👀

who did it better? 🚮

finally where I belong

the generational glow up of James Rolfe should be studied. man has lived like a windrammer

digivolving into my final form (nonno) as i collect dozens of pieces of wood that “might be useful some day”

my life is a party, my home is the club

when you get a voicemail in not english

in 9 months he’ll be reborn

no greater letdown than reviewing attempted midnight pics of the radio dial taken to remind myself which stations I like (indecipherable)

excellent video

New @lambhoot.bsky.social video freaking rocks youtu.be/0eTNbHw5hMI?...

made a new video 🪖🇺🇸🦑 In 2002, the US military developed a free-to-play game: “America's Army”. The game does one really unique thing: despite being multiplayer, the ‘good guys’ always win. wtf does this have to do with splatoon? youtu.be/0eTNbHw5hMI

Video Jam done for another year! Hop in the playlist and checkout what everyone worked on 🙏 www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I've jammed out a vid about where winning and losing meet youtu.be/X4jYuMUjQHw

JAM DONE! check out everyone’s submissions here: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

couldn’t have picked a better theme 🙏 gonna spend the next two days on this

y’all this is this weekend and I’m so excited to give it a shot! 🙏 if you’ve needed an excuse to unpack a rainy day idea, HERE IT IS

accessing ancestral memories from my DNA to barter with the local carpet merchant. dumping exp into the balkan skilltree 😎 call me mr assassin creed from now on

🚨 THE VIDEO JAM IS BACK! 🚨 📅 January 16–18, 2026 To celebrate five years of The Essay Library, we'll be coming together once again to create video essays in 48 hours. Learn more + join: theessaylibrary.com#jam

“Hey You Pikachu” is rated E for Everyone

security guards kicked us out of a parking lot last night. they said we weren’t allowed to film there with a “professional” camera, only a phone we hitched two phones together and kept going. they came back 15 mins later. they said this was still too “professional-looking” behold the professional:

New video up AND it's the first video in a new series I am doing on gaming and parenting. If you're a parent, ever consider becoming a parent, or just curious about we do it and find time for games; it's for you. Being a dad changed games for me forever. here's how. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOLT...

This weekend I'm hoping to record my Games of 2025 video. I'd like to incorperate a bit of Q&A, so if there's anything you'd like to ask about the past year, the videos, the channel etc, reply here and you might make an apperence in the final vid 👀

My fav essays of 2025 How Counter-Strike Took Over My Life - @nakeyjakey.bsky.social Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective - @noahgervais.bsky.social Mantracks: a True Story of Fake Fossils - @foldablehuman.bsky.social Bluey Is Perfect, And That Terrifies Me - @mml.bsky.social

The last thing you see right at 11:59PM new years eve.