Hidden cameras. Surveillance networks. Paranoid delusions. My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched. youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4

sorry for the recent tallarico-posting. we inherited a life-size lara croft statue and it went to my head. It’s compelling me to review games from an egyptian-themed dining room

new PIXEL A DAY 🔥🔥🔥

the ‘italien épicé’ is officially lost media. bro at subway had no idea what I was asking for 🪦

in case you’ve never seen the 4-player Wii Sports Resort kayak game played in a parking lot at 11pm

where do I get a minivan with one of those little flip down DVD players on the ceiling? 👠 need to watch Devil Wears Prada 2 as originally intended (on a roadtrip to middle-of-nowhere indiana)

so if you hook up a Wii to a battery in a random parking lot 9pm, you can play for hours and nobody’ll tell you to leave

NEW VIDEO! At the start of the year, I watched a GDQ run of Elden Ring Bingo by streamers Captain Domo and Adef that was so enthralling that I made a whole video about it. Let's talk about the run, Rocket League, and why such cool things emerge from genre combinations that really shouldn't work!

I have worked harder on this than on any previous video. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight 🌱❤️ youtu.be/pLYD3CG-5BQ

It’s 1998 and I meet with Gabe Newell to find out about the upcoming game that he & his team at @valvesoftware.com are working on. It’s called, #HalfLife. Episodes of #EPClassic premiere every Saturday at 9am PT on YouTube.com/EPNtv. Brought to you by @pnpgames.bsky.social! #PlayForever

capcut is a free app

goodnight y'all 🫡

locked in and successfully synthesized a WHOLE ASS WIP script down to two sentences for a different project. Pledging to do more of this from now on 🫡 made up for it by writing a whole section on fecal transplants though so we gucci

yo how do I politely ask my grandfather whether he understands that donating blood is optional? man has given so much the foundation sends him awards

found out the main dude making all those brazilian phonk tracks is actually from kazakhstan 🇧🇷🤝🇰🇿 shouts out to the world wide web 🌐

are you telling me chuck hughes spread these peppers?

big plans

this is the kind of loyalty you can expect from me if you slide in for a revive

I found a football pitch in Baby Steps. I then decided to make an entire video about how it's the best sports game I've played in years. No, seriously! Hope you enjoy it. Jokey framing aside (or not) I really like how this one came out. If you like it, sharing really helps me out. Cheers!

could the mfs who make oat milk and soup broth pls set aside their rivalry and come up with distinct packages from one another? I almost suffered a strawberry chicken smoothie

I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane. I've removed the paywall. Please share and subscribe if you can. www.patreon.com/posts/exclus...

was not ready to find out mid-concert that alkistis protopsalti listens to nickelback ☠️

next golden record we send out into deep space, I vote we put Mega64 Version 3

off to a really great start

eurovision contender for sure

NEW EXPERIMENTAL CHARIOT RIDER GAME PARTY PEOPLE A GAME ABOUT TRYING TO LEAVE A PARTY BY MAKING SMALL TALK INSPIRED BY THE YUME NIKKI STABBING ROOM PLAY IT NOW ONLY A FEW MINUTES TO PLAY chariot-rider.itch.io/party-people

gonna get so far up my own ass for the next vid, call me pilonidal

finally watching the mega64 public-access season, and hearing their commentary track talking about how their kids are as old as they were when they started filming this shit

youtuber friends, I’m sorry for the obscure comments I’ve been leaving. I’ve run out of time to draft thoughtful comments, so I’ve been reciting whatever I ate while watching your vid so if you’ve gotten a “rotini with roasted squash”, “mortadella sandwich” or “walnuts and cheese”, that’s why 🍝🥪🍴

I can’t believe none of you told me about Wine Me Dine Me until now

just got back from my last wedding of the season 😮‍💨 (too many this year) greatest learning so far: apple orchards are fantastic venues as a guest, I’ve never experienced anything more refreshing than walking into the cool night air and picking a COLD APPLE fresh off a tree

damn they always misspelling my name at these things 😢

how it feels walking into Reno Depot so many times this week that the employees recognize me

me when dollorama is out of salted plantain chips:

the host of the local italian radio show just asked siri wtf thanksgiving is, and has been holding his phone up to the mic for like 3 mins

big plans tonight

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

greek kid: can we get Eye of the Tiger? parent: το έχουμε σπίτι, γαμώτο

I miss when nobody made youtube videos unless their evil alter ego forced them too

video essayists, what’s stopping you from editing like this?

how life felt before I knew whatever tf a pull request is

how do I explain that it’s all been downhill since 7:02pm on Feb 15, 2017?

next we find out this mf’s the culprit behind adhd 🫠

are you telling me a soup or this salad?? 🧑‍🍳 ye

my doctor and her secretary while I try calling them five times a day to reschedule an appointment 🪩

this is my last tweet before I actually really irl die