Did you know if you’re feeling resistant to getting a colonoscopy your dr can order a poop box to your home? The lab sends you a box, you poop in it, close it up, and send it back. The lab will then test your feces to let you know if you need a colonoscopy. My inner 12-year old is strangely giddy.

More men who think like this, please and thank you.

@zohrankwamemadani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov fooled liberal Jews into voting against their own interests. Now what? He doesn't care about the safety of Jewish children, because he is a Jew hating bastard. He was raised by a pig who cheered for the rape, murder & kidnapping of Jews on 10/7.

If you want to be IT‘s favorite person, don’t just describe or take screenshots of the problem, screen record it and send it to them. IT people LOVE because anytime I ask for help I give them a written description with a video attachment. It makes their job easier and everything goes so much faster.

Our president is straight up unhinged. I’m laughing, but not because it’s actually funny.

I just want to know on what planet being put through not one, not two, but three cognitive tests is considered a good thing. Aside from whatever planet it is that Trump clearly lives on. 🤔

So this is strange: how come Bsky is telling me in order to access my chat on my laptop's browser, I need to go through age verification, but I'm accessing chat just fine on my phone's app? Also, I'm not giving them my ID or CC#, that's ridiculous. Why are they the only sm platform demanding this?

This is what’s actually happening with the SAVE Act. Having a National ID requirement is a distraction. Listen to the video which he accurately describes what the threat is—kicking US citizens off the voter rolls via an inaccurate DHS system, and then they have a short window of time to re-register.

Had this not happened on Shabbat ב״ה, this school would have been filled with faculty, babies, and parents dropping off their babies. Terrifying.

Oh look, it wasn’t Israel. That’s gonna really piss off a bunch of antisemites. nypost.com/2026/02/02/u...

This is a solid question distinction to make.

I feel like there should be an unspoken rule - or maybe an explicit one is needed - that you are not allowed to arrest the people who just got done cooking and serving your meal. WTF.

Dear Jews of New York who voted for him because you truly believed his bullshit rhetoric where he swore up and down that he only hates Israel but “likes” (the right kind of) Jews. Y’all fucked up big time.

It’s really just time to come clean We 👀 you #endjewhate

History lesson!

I started Sunday afternoon.

My biggest red flag is 100% my computer rage. I stg I'd throw the fucking thing out the window, if I didn't require it for work, and never look back.

Remember what it was like to have leaders in control who actually cared about PEOPLE? Yeah, me too, and I miss them.

Generic Vyvanse has been recalled if you are someone who uses it or you have someone in your life who uses it www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

First of all, this is a serious YouTube that was hilariously stated. The US has lost an absolute gem.

The Senate voted to strip Trump of his authority to impose tariffs. So, that's something good that happened today. YAY!

Trump’s America is a living nightmare.

Y’all, I am way too fucking autistic for “the man leads & chases the woman“ bs. I want us to “chase” each other. There should always be mutual chasing. And sometimes he leads & sometimes I do. Always having to be the leader is exhausting & always being the follower is too, in a different way.

MICHIGANDERS ON SNAP There is a program that doubles your SNAP for produce at participating farmer’s markets and grocery stores. Clicky-clicky for details and zip-code search. doubleupfoodbucks.org

Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

I actually did tell him this morning with different wording. Sadly, we’re about five or six months away until the railing can actually happen. Where’s the time machine fast-forward button? I want it.

In his own words. The core of Mamdani's politics isn't rent. It isn't economic security for New Yorkers. It isn't even free buses. Mamdani doesn't care about you, NY.

Masturbate for your ancestors, friends!

'Scientists edge closer to uncovering the mystery behind long COVID's brain fog' 'Researchers have reported a repeatable brain signature in those with long COVID, raising hopes for clearer diagnoses in future' www.yourweather.co.uk/news/science...

This thread is hilarious. Also, ‘Arsenic and Old Lace’ is a really good movie and ‘Ginny and Georgia’ a fun show.

I have a furry demon on my leg.

So the GOP can’t provide funds for SNAP, but they can provide funds for the White House renovation.

I'm crying. 😹

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

Happy October New Moon all! Get those manifestations ready! Call for what you need. It's tough out there, and the universe doesn't care if it's a little or a lot, so for once...ASK FOR MORE than what you need. We could all use a bit of a boost, and YOU deserve it! Claim it!

It’s official. SNAP beneficiaries are fucked for Thanksgiving. I’m so angry.

Trump's needless cruelty affects MAGA supporters too Trump announced cutting SNAP benefits in November Just in time for Thanksgiving In all the chaos In all the bullshit I don't think of how to hurt others- I think of how to survive I don't understand people like this

I spoke to a SNAP rep today & asked what's going on w next month's payments. He said IF Congress gets their act together today/tomorrow, we will have delayed pymnts in Nov. If they don't, we will likely not get Nov SNAP. SO! If you are on SNAP, conserve as much as you can bc next mth is gonna suck.

I’m currently in an air-cast and have decided not to protest tomorrow because if I land on my foot the wrong way it will fracture and I’ll need surgery. Instead I’m the emg. contact for a few ppl. I hope everyone has safe protests, that are free of injury and arrest. Make that orange fucker cry.

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

PSA: Ben’s Original Ready Rice is being recalled. Clicky-clicky for details and batch codes. abc7ny.com/post/recall-...

The Red Cross is en route to collect the bodies of more hostages, the IDF announced on Tuesday night, following reports Hamas would release four more bodies at 10 p.m. www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

#ConversationsIveHadWithFriends (I was “Sharon”) 😹😹

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יהוה, אֱלֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם,מַתִּיר אֲסוּרִים! Praised is God, ruler of the universe, who causes the freeing of hostages

PSA: Either you are celebrating with IL and the Jewish community now seeing the hostages finally come home after 2 years in brutal captivity, or, you never cared about peace or human suffering. Today there is peace, freedom. Rejoice with us.

Tuxie Cat is also excited for the hostages to come home.

Here’s what every woman knows and what many American women are compartmentalizing: Men will do 10% of whatever they want to do to you in front of others. This is why the cardinal rule is to never be caught alone. Now apply this to what you’ve seen ICE do to women while you’re watching.