Rick Moranis is back in Honey I spun the block

My goal in life is to become the first person to win the dark EGOT: Espy Gamer of the year Order of lennon Teen choice award

Now that I've left the area I really miss the absolute Murderers Row of ice cream places. Gracies, forge, new city, honeycomb, Christinas, gerlys scoop and scoot. Even jp licks would be the best ice cream in a lot of places

11/22/63 except it's an elder Millennial using a time door to dome Lowtax

Quick announcement i will be covering the war in Iran for the Pat Bev podcast this week

My grandfathers were a fat guy and skinny guy who went around getting new jobs and fucking them up

It's like before the Super Bowl when they tell you what the Vegas line is, that's not a prediction that's a number meant to get you to put money down

Sometimes for no reason I think about how on Reno 911 (2003-2009), Ben Garant wears a flack jacket over his cop uniform. He’s the only one who does, and it’s part of his character’s portrayal as a paranoid, over-armed redneck. Now, a couple of decades later, that’s how every cop I see is dressed.

Getting banned from the moth story slam for just reciting the plot of an episode of Sliders every month

The guy who hit steven king with his car shows up, with his real name and everything, in the dark tower. All so king can publicly call them a dumbass

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

A pre snow storm #Letterboxdfriday

Congratulations to the M3gan robot for her best actress nomination. I got to see her in a production of lost in yonkers at the Williamstown theater Festival. she's got real chops and I'm glad she's being recognized for it

Calum Newman is there to step up for David Finley parentheses great worker with absolutely zero sauce close parentheses

I forgot my own bit so: (former lineal chikara grand champion Samoa Joe) Lineal Chikara Grand Champion MJF

Just discovered the Patriots slogan for the playoffs is "we all got, we all we need" I'm telling you if you really know how to read the tea leaves woke 2 is comming like a bat out of hell

Even by my standards a wierd #Letterboxdfriday

Even as someon who rags on avatar, the idea of trying to make them cheaper is sad. These are the mega effects spectacles that are guaranteed to make a billion. Imagine rolls royce comming out and saying they needed to be cheaper, like why even bother then

There's someone who's adding to letterbox, not WWE pay-per-views to but the countdown shows? I don't think you should put wrestling shows on letterbox but that's at least something you can watch and review. These are like the preshows where the hosts catch you up on what happened, deeply confused

As a little kid who loved comic strips I read a lot of Dilbert including his books of weird ideas: there was a lot of talk of hypnosis and how he theorized gravity is an illusion and the attraction is actually every object in the universe expanding at different rates

The funniest outcome for The last game of thrones book would be its set several hundred years later and follows jon snows descendant going on a boys weekend and you have to sus out what happened by what the cities are called or whos on the money

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I think about the @whatatimepod.bsky.social twins on mopeds bit easily once a week youtu.be/ZrmBNKstEMo?...

I am not a very visual person but my brain has completely downloaded the Lucha Underground Temple. I have the clearest sense of where everything is and can rotate it in my mind

Mikey was a good guy and just effortlessly funny, Very fortunate to spend time with him. Its a real punch in the gut

Getting loose as fuckin Goose off the Cheesecake Factory house Chardonnay

you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead

ELP versus Chris Brooks at the Dome bringing back my favorite wrestle Kingdom tradition: the Adam Cole Memorial "two white guys fight for a belt the crowd doesnt care about" match

Your email doesnt find me, i stopped checking that ages ago

Retrofitting memes

james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth

A Yankee Swap where you sign each other up for different streaming services

Bad day to be a pint

bridge over the jamiroquai

They should make an ESPYs for movies

“Hirooki Goto couldn’t be here today. He is out at a prefectural gymnasium outside Kagoshima fighting ::checks notes:: YUTO-ICE and ::checks notes again:: OSKAR.”

A particularly chilly #Letterboxdfriday

You can tell harley is new cause she does the official finish of rookies: roll of the dice, baby

I moved to a new city this year so you know I've been telling people I'm ex-Mormon for attention

Idk who picked that poster for the Jonathan richman special. #Letterboxdfriday

We had a Segway guy in my town, for a couple years he would come to the town meeting and try to get Segway ordinances or rules written up but the selectmen would always point out he was the only guy with a Segway and just tell him to use the bike paths

You can't dismantle the Master's house with his own tools and you especially can't do that when the Tool is a machine that generates pictures of Shrek with tits

If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.

Post turkey #Letterboxdfriday

Nintendo bought a stake in rare in 95 and Microsoft takes over in 02. Their time supporting 2018s sea of thieves will surpass that run next year

A reminder that men only want three things:

Clearly you save the Gundam movie by making Sydney Sweeney char and then also making Amaro a woman. you can't tell me last shooting but saphic wont bring the house down

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/2284 『1/64 横断歩道橋』発売。全ての歩道橋マニアに捧ぐ。 "1/64 Footbridge" released. Dedicated to all footbridge enthusiasts. #ガチャポン #gachapon