i cant stress how much worse the visibility is in a modern pick up vs th 26 ft straight truck i drive for work.

I was confused when i say macon blair had another new movie comming out but then i realized they just changed the name cause you cant put a movie called shitheads into your local amc

I've never wanted to do anything as much as I want to watch gamera with Tracy Morgan

The Strange Tale of Jim Sullivan’s U.F.O. aquariumdrunkard.com/2010/11/10/t... A lost private-press masterpiece. A vanished musician. An abandoned Volkswagen in the New Mexico desert. Revisiting one of the strangest stories we've ever published: Jim Sullivan's U.F.O.

Flying out to Japan and leading one of those soccer style March to the stadium things for whenever they run that last DPW show

Wow, its been ten years since kimbo slice died. God he was a monster in those videos, i think about the uppercut in this video like once a week youtu.be/REo4hhSipX4?...

People always tell you not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry but the real life hack is to go grocery shopping after you eat something gnarly so that you feel like s*** and you don't want to buy anything other than what you need

Fuck the krafts but that said how sick would it be if Gillette were in the seaport with the world cup and tall ships

X-treme Racing SSX / PlayStation 2 / EA Sports BIG / 2000

I just started straight up lying and telling everyone that my brother named his kid Goku

I couldnt find it on here, so my annual pride retweet

Lineal chikara grand champion, once again, mjeff

When they finally closed kowloons they're going to bury Frank Santos the x rated hypnotist inside the way they would bury servants with a Pharoah

People are so wierd about what counts as actually part of the story, that only big plot happenins matters. when people say wrestling matches are happening for no reason, you are watching wrestling. Youd never say the red sox are playing the rays for no reason.

Its really only right if one pod is an entire polycule

My therapist says if im really struggling i should take off the really heavy weighted clothes ive secrely been secretly been wearing this whole time and let them slam on the floor

A period piece where a pivotal scene happens during funk flex debuting otis for a half hour

Getting in on a new class action lawsuit, turns out exposure to the Miku Miku beam is a known carcinogen

If ufc ponys up for a better sumo he wins this tournament and it would have put us on the good timeline

In Pittsburgh everyone calls Carnegie Mellon CMU but I thought they were saying SMU and I was like wow what are the odds I've run into two people who went to fuckin Southern Methodist Pony Express baby lets go

I've been very diligent this week try not to listen to moonchild too much I don't want to wear out the magic on that one

Darby Allen, your lineal chikara grand champion

You know it's kind of crazy that we've done as many years of buff quippy guys and they never had the letterKenny guy in an action movie

It is with a heavy heart that i must announce ive become im becoming judas in judas in my mind

Sometimes you sing your own lyrics for so long that you have to make a video out of it. @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Rick Moranis is back in Honey I spun the block

My goal in life is to become the first person to win the dark EGOT: Espy Gamer of the year Order of lennon Teen choice award

Now that I've left the area I really miss the absolute Murderers Row of ice cream places. Gracies, forge, new city, honeycomb, Christinas, gerlys scoop and scoot. Even jp licks would be the best ice cream in a lot of places

11/22/63 except it's an elder Millennial using a time door to dome Lowtax

Quick announcement i will be covering the war in Iran for the Pat Bev podcast this week

My grandfathers were a fat guy and skinny guy who went around getting new jobs and fucking them up

It's like before the Super Bowl when they tell you what the Vegas line is, that's not a prediction that's a number meant to get you to put money down

Sometimes for no reason I think about how on Reno 911 (2003-2009), Ben Garant wears a flack jacket over his cop uniform. He’s the only one who does, and it’s part of his character’s portrayal as a paranoid, over-armed redneck. Now, a couple of decades later, that’s how every cop I see is dressed.

Getting banned from the moth story slam for just reciting the plot of an episode of Sliders every month

The guy who hit steven king with his car shows up, with his real name and everything, in the dark tower. All so king can publicly call them a dumbass

A pre snow storm #Letterboxdfriday

Congratulations to the M3gan robot for her best actress nomination. I got to see her in a production of lost in yonkers at the Williamstown theater Festival. she's got real chops and I'm glad she's being recognized for it

Calum Newman is there to step up for David Finley parentheses great worker with absolutely zero sauce close parentheses

I forgot my own bit so: (former lineal chikara grand champion Samoa Joe) Lineal Chikara Grand Champion MJF

Just discovered the Patriots slogan for the playoffs is "we all got, we all we need" I'm telling you if you really know how to read the tea leaves woke 2 is comming like a bat out of hell

Even by my standards a wierd #Letterboxdfriday

Even as someon who rags on avatar, the idea of trying to make them cheaper is sad. These are the mega effects spectacles that are guaranteed to make a billion. Imagine rolls royce comming out and saying they needed to be cheaper, like why even bother then

There's someone who's adding to letterbox, not WWE pay-per-views to but the countdown shows? I don't think you should put wrestling shows on letterbox but that's at least something you can watch and review. These are like the preshows where the hosts catch you up on what happened, deeply confused

As a little kid who loved comic strips I read a lot of Dilbert including his books of weird ideas: there was a lot of talk of hypnosis and how he theorized gravity is an illusion and the attraction is actually every object in the universe expanding at different rates

The funniest outcome for The last game of thrones book would be its set several hundred years later and follows jon snows descendant going on a boys weekend and you have to sus out what happened by what the cities are called or whos on the money

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