I am proud to accept the FIFA prize for literature.

Through the magic of nepotism, I'm on a podcast! Check it out, then check out other episodes of this usually much smarter podcast.

My cat's expression after I explained the Ukrainian "peace plan" to him.

Rose sympathizes.

I keep seeing social media posts saying that political violence is unacceptable. I'm glad that the murder of the crew of an allegedly Venezuelan boat is finally getting some attention.

Tiger.

Buckeyes.

Grisou knows what you did.

Like half the country, we saw Superman this weekend. The reports are true. The film is Woke.

The only monarch I recognize.

Babysat an extrovert dog for a week.

So long as the cowards in ICE wear masks, they may properly be referred to as America's Secret Police.

I think we all know why, Eric.

The silver lining is that every bomb that falls on Iran can't fall on a hospital in Gaza.

So, are we still importing white South Africans?

The only thing worse than stage 9 cancer is stage 9 windmill cancer.

It's hard for the Left and Right to discuss crime with each other because of their different concepts of who constitutes a criminal. For the Left, a criminal is someone who violated a criminal statute. For the Right, a criminal is someone they detest or fear.

I've been practicing law for over 30 years, but I only just learned this week that bribery isn't bribery if it's open and obvious.

I'm sad that Emperor Palpatine's troops destroyed Space France.

From stray to friend.

President Trump violated 26 U.S.C. 7217 by attempting to revoke Harvard's tax exempt status, but luckily for him, presidential immunity is enshrined in Article VIII of the Constitution.

Prisoner.

First snake of the season.

Rose is troubled by her first thought ever.

Old dog.

Love the throwback placard.

If you oppose shooting aid workers, congratulations! You may be eligible for deportation.

Prices are up, the stock market's down, but if past performance is any guide, Trump can be expected to raise unemployment rates through the roof.

So, how much time does Putin spend praying for those he's murdered?

Clingy friend.

Hey.

Director Verhoeven shares some of the blame for creating Musk. Musk must have watched Total Recall, Robocop and Starship Troopers and found the films to be prescriptive, not cautionary.

Canada Goose expressing its independence.

Caturday

It's funny thinking back to the argument that Dems couldn't get rid of the filibuster when they were in power because they'd miss it once the GOP was in power.

Tangle.

It's gratifying that I, a short, 60 year old married man who could stand to lose some weight, attract so many pretty, young, cleavage displaying women as followers here.

O hai

Sign of Spring

Trying to recover from the lost hour of sleep.

Time for my annual rant that, if we are going to spring forward, we should do so at 4 p.m. on a Friday, not on a weekend night.

been thinking a lot about the media reaction to Biden's first debate performance compared to its response to fascism

The President is a jerk!

Weird that the U.S. now has an official language and it isn't Diné.

Chat méchant.

The Washington Post is henceforth known as X Journalism.

So, actually, it always was Russia.