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Honoured to be in the British SNL. Watch out. It's going to get offensive!

Mate, you just got merked! You got merked, mate. 😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best comedian on the scene right now. Speaking truth to power.

Cunt's sweating like a man with a life-ruining addiction to twitter.

The king of sting is back... #Butlins

Congratulations, Matt Forde. Spitting Image's famous "Big Labour Tits" sketch has just been voted The Nation's Favourite Comedy Moment at The Findus Crispy Pancake Awards, beating off stiff competition from "Del Boy falling through the bar" and "four candles".

It was incredible watching @ovenscomedy.bsky.social, the Leeds comedian, supporting Oasis tonight. One word: iconic.

For me, a comedian/magician whose entire act is offending people, this is like Christmas day. Get Bob Vylan on Live At The Apollo.

The King of Sting is back.

"You know how it goes: all you want to do is start your holiday, but you've got to wait at the airport. And you know the duty free? You've got to have a spray haven't you? And buy a bottle of scotch and Toblerone. This guy right here. He knows what I'm talking about."

Five years of being called a puppet fucker by members of the public has finally sent Matt Forde down the trans hate rabbit hole, just like Lee Chode before him.

Passing off old Jim Davidson jokes as your own and saying: "But you can't say that any more, can you? Health and safety and all that."

This is word for word what Blackpool Comedian Lee Chode said when the police took him away for having indecent images on his laptop.

Comedian Lee Chode appears to perform "Roman salute" at Banter Union gig.

Want to feel old? This is what the Angry Video Game Nerd looks like now.

Never mind Stormzy and his McApartheid meal. I've joined the Gala gang!

Geoff Norcott eating a big sloppy curry on stage, his face all yellow and orange with masala: "Oh, what? Does this working-class curry offend you?"

I saw Geoff perform at Pontins last week. He genuinely thinks he's Britain's only working-class comedian. "I am working-class," he screamed at the notoriously hostile crowd. "I like footie and curry. Look upon me in amazement."

Posh cunts at @telegraphnews.bsky.social are offended! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👍

This cunt might be able to impress some internet Nazis, but he'd get glassed if he did this material in front of the notoriously hostile Pontins crowd.

Craig Ovens: Outrageous at Big Momma's Hotdog House, London, featuring support from Graham Linehan and Lee Chode. Tickets include free 25% off glitter berry J2O.

BREAKING: Sacked GB News presenter "too shit" for Pontins, says Pontins.

Someone's offended!

The King of Sting is back at Pontins. Strap in for the funnies because you might just get offended!

Keep up these funny Italian jokes.👍

My response to the crybaby petition for snowflakes who are offended:

When you walk into the Spitting Image writers' room and Matt Forde is balls deep in the Tony Blair puppet.

I actually said this first.

Adolph Hitler's let himself go!

This offended cunt came back stage at tonight's gig begging to chat to the manager about my set. John at Pontins told him to fuck off.

Writing funnies for Ken Stauner so the public don't think he's an uptight turncoat with a rod up his arse.

BREAKING: Awful man's awful book to be pulped.

Lesson one: funny + topical + truth x edgy = offended