Unfazable Minneapolis

Hot take: organizers of community events that are fun need to go out to youth spaces and market the events bc kids will go if someone takes them or they know the person there, organize transportation beyond “theres a bus stop at” Have an ambassador to meet a group of kids & ride the bus w/ them

Stick with me here, but you know how in movies with time travel they say, don’t change anything in history or you’ll change the entire trajectory of the future, well what if the lake of the isles pencil was actually a giant cigarette lol Where would MPLS be since 2022?

People who give away their iron garden decor or sell it for like $30 and under, i think you are crazy and i love you and want to have the best life ever so you can keep buying more iron decor and selling it to me for nothing Again i love you

$30,000 in city of minneapolis small biz recovery funds from ICE occupation are going to edina. the 50th & france business association is in edina, the plaza they will activate is in edina, and most restaurants in this business district are in edina what a waste taylordahlin.com/f/minneapoli...

First bike ride for me because i am a below average biker, went by myself bc gus would run me over and kumas dad is still on crutches My basket can hold at least 5 plant containers!

I had a meeting where the housing program was saying my youth wasnt a good fit for their program anymore & he would have to leave… its been a long time coming but he is a treat So i subtweeted everyone & said, we will help you bc if i was 22 & had to find housing id end up on the street

Can someone plz explain whats happening outside of mel-o-glaze w/ two senior citizens pulling from a 175 and having a bonfire in a garden pot???

I had a banger of a line w/ my participant who is about to lose his housing due to multiple notices about having weed in room He said he forgot he had it out when they did a room check I said i would never forget a bag of weed in my room, u know why? He said why Bc i dont have a bag of weed lol

As seen between hiawatha and minnehaha The first time i drove by him i couldnt see the car from the sun glare and thought it just said, “you are a cancer” lmao

Is Adhd memorizing a date for the thing you have to get done by and then you wait till that day on the last minute and learn that you had the wrong date the entire time and it was due 3 days ago? Also does everyone with ADHD hate email or is that a me thing?

Perfect for slide breaks

Let’s go Wolves! Jersey courtesy of @shopbanner18.bsky.social

My house

Look at all these emotions in the span of a single minute, its so cute, he’s so cute

I came up with a new slogan American health care, we may save your life but you’ll leave wishing you were dead $$$$

Alex was dancing on his crutches and i said “if you get hurt again, as your punishment, im bringing you to the ER” He said, “oh god i dont know what id do” We then reenacted them just stapling different bills to him Admitting fee Consultation fee Looking at you fee!

Yesterday in minneapolis i saw a toddler flicking off his guardian who was also picking up his hat and glasses off the ground (i think the toddler beat him up) and today in st paul i saw a man collecting trash w/ his cat unleashed 😂😍

Kumas dad is in a cast so showering is hard and he smells so i made a tracking device to see when he showered last lol

This is soooo embarrassing Its like going for a high five and the person ignoring you (stop doing highfives too) How random and deflective

Breaking: ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Minnesota county investigates ICE arrest of Hmong American man as a potential case of kidnapping and false imprisonment.

If it wasn't posted by someone I know within the last five minutes, it isn't worth reading.

Today my manager told me it wasnt her job to make my job easier Lmao okay I also had to ask that because i said i needed short term disability if i was going to be fired

For @jonathanstegall.bsky.social - a long-eared owl outside of Bichota, a coffee shop at George Floyd Square on 38th and Chicago in South Minneapolis.

For an unnamed donor, an angry bird outside of Whipple.

For another unnamed donor, a spring robin outside of Lake Harriet Bandshell.

For @jfritchie.bsky.social — a wood duck in front of the island in the middle of Powderhorn Park Lake (because that’s where I saw a wood duck this morning).

For @mollyjeffery.bsky.social, a house finch in front of Berger Fountain in Loring Park.

Ok any donation $10 or above I will draw you a bird outside of a Minneapolis locale and post it and alt text it here AND tag you. This is for @sheridanlair.bsky.social . Micah’s drawings still cost $100 bc child labor.

Hey! So @elitalksmpls.bsky.social and I need to raise another $2200 to feed 40 families this week. If you donate $50 or more and post or message proof, I will draw a bird for you. If you donate $100 or more, my son Micah will draw a bird for you. Venmo: @kevin-nye-3 CashApp: $RevKev

You know the absolute worst part of being an employment counselor… the parents…. My kid wont do anything he needs to grow up *signs up for something* Hes freaking out i dont think hes ready I told them they could quit Me making shit up: sorry since they arent minors i cant discuss this with you

*opens bluesky* amy klobuchar is gunna be Minnesota governor Me: thats enough of that app for the week

La Tortilla has brought so much joy to our family's lives. Let's support theirs.

Gunna start posting in neighborhood watch groups and things like next door all the updates on crime in my area, like everyday lmao Todays update for 38th and hiawatha area, nothing happened Or i could make stuff up like them, today a unhoused person brought me a horse to keep

Finally got a sunny day to wear this out and about!

Car on lightrail

One of my clients was detained 2 wks after emergency gallbladder surgery and suffered a brain bleed shortly after being taken into custody. It's still not clear exactly what happened. Luckily, I was able to file a habeas petition within 2 days and ICE agreed to release him. So many stories like this

A smaller side note: I have a participant whos parents have work visas been here 20 yrs but still stayed in apt for 4 months, they had to cancel a family vacay to a rented cabin and couldnt get their money back, $400 & earned fun down the drain of working families, Trump & ICE destroyed so much

I went to bauer bros salavage this weekend bc of that social media video where they were asking for help Its more for businesses & large houses but i found knobs & this elderly man said $15 each & i said no thank you but he asked “what would u like to pay” in his broken voice & i wanted to cry 1/

Can i show you my new plant light?! Okay good

A collaboration between Minneapolis bike twitter and Minneapolis public seating authority? @locallhuman.bsky.social

Tell me how someone reported our house to 311 for sidewalk snow removal when alex was shoveling at 4:30am and our neighbor took a snowblower through in the afternoon during the blizzard on the 16th People need reality checks more also how do they send that out with no photo attached??

Oh shoot the oscars are tonight and I forgot to make a movie this year

No gus jr. for us, shes fixed!!! Now he has a neighborhood bestie who can break in anytime lol

TELL ME HOW I JUST WENT OUT TO MY BACKYARD TO LET MY DOG IN, MY GIANT AKITA THAT IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GET FIXED YET, AND THERES A FEMALE HUSKY IN THERE WITH HIM?! How is it always me, choas just runs to me

I lobe being in my home all cozy and in my yard, i wish i never had to leave

Went to the Mercado and made tacos My seedlings sprouted within 2 days My dude complimented one of my thrifts i brought home because he didnt know i just got it so he was okay with it lol

Crazy to see an email this morning from People Serving People for donations to rental assistance referencing ICE when they stood w/ the mayor to veto eviction deadline extension, you want to perpetuate the problem and say i have to pay for it?! Not my tax dollars?! Crazy

None of you need to go back to shopping at target ever & you shouldnt have been before DEI problems, they are one of the leading surveillance companies & dont prevent theft, they build felony cases to ruin lives over lip gloss & shitty clothing You dont need a boycott, dont go back

As a caseworker who has been very overwhelmed, i dont think most understand how difficult it is to get someones rent paid for them, we have so many things to do among our other cases, idk who wouldnt welcome an extension of being able to slow evictions? This is wrong on senior leadership of orgs