Hey friends its the firefly watch party at the arboretum this weekend in Chaska arb.umn.edu/FireflyNights

Some people disappear when they get a boyfriend…. I disappear when i get a yard….

I have an obsession with galvanized steel buckets…. I got a new once yesterday that has wheels I think i have gotten like 10 in the last 2 months All of them used obvi Give me your buckets plz

Thank heavens its 75 degrees in my house i was worried i was gunna freeze tonight

PSA During extreme heat, dont walk your dogs, they cant sweat, at 85 degrees, asphalt is 135 degrees Go in morning or at night for short walk and stick to grass or water Some say even 77 degrees can be too hot… Mine is going for a block walk now & thats it unfortunately

My neighbor down the block dog keeps escaping their yard and coming to ours to see gus, and me bc i throw her treats under her fence since she doesnt get walks…. I brought her back, the lady had me come in and there was a 3x5 foot self portrait of her on the wall in the living room lmao

My neighbors favorite hobby is never being seen and then burning things in the backyard weekly (last yr he burned stuff on a day the sky was orange from wild fires) I legit dont know what he looks like and ive lived here a year

Counter point plus blooper First pic reads “proud dog of owner who knows of more than one dog park” Second pic reads “dogs against dog parks, return the stolen property! Free minnehaha dog park”

Had to tell a participant today that he could still get a job in St. Paul even though ICE abused community yesterday bc they are acting slightly less illegal this round…. Yes he was born in Minnesota, hes 16 worried about this…

Bro, gen z is not as tech savvy as they think bc u send a kid something in their email, including giftcards, & it becomes a years long expedition to find buried treasure Then they dont show up to meetings to help find said email & continue to tell you how they cant find the email

As seen on lake and snelling in south Minneapolis A location for immigrant families, people experiencing addiction and/or violence, and extreme poverty Take notes Sign reads, please spare some love

When you see a garden video about throwing weeds in water and letting them sit for weeks for “free fertilizer” and they tell you that it smells, do not underestimate the smell, i almost vomited pouring that out and it aint worth it….

Next Sunday we have a high of 73 degrees 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Adulting is waking up at 6:50am and walking your dog so you can make it to a kids movie playing at 8:20AM and still have the rest of the day to do your chores Please go see “the sheep detectives”, i cried multiple times

My first peony in my own yard ever!!!!! Then gus in his poorly made look out with view of said peony, i made look out, not alex, can’t embarrass him like that

Hello, id like to learn from someone who has a job working outside in the twin cities with plants, parks, or the environment. The info is for myself and unfortunately I have brain burnout and cant process info on my own, would love to chat with you!

Son gus got his walking merch today!

I have to say something…. And its very hard for me… restore’s prices are getting comical…i know the housing materials are going up to fund their programs but what do you mean you are routinely pricing recliners at $500-$800 bc they were donated from a store??

Dog bed or dog pillow?

Just voted ✅ on the House floor to save the Hennepin County Medical Center. #mnleg

HCMC will continue to serve patients because of @aishagomez.bsky.social & Rep. Agbaje in the House. These representatives are the heroes of the MN legislature in brokering a solution for this critical Minnesota hospital. It also would not have happened but for the advocacy of @hennepind2.com. ♥️🙏♥️

Today kumas dad had a iconic language barrier We were talking about my cousin & my mom & he said “what is he to your mom?” I said “blood, not by marriage” & he nodded “ok” I said “is that what you meant?” He said “no, like is he her… grandson” We ended the convo by saying he was her stepdad lol

I set out free stuff and made a sign I asked kumas dad to put it on the stuff and cant see it… he is so funny

Unfazable Minneapolis

Hot take: organizers of community events that are fun need to go out to youth spaces and market the events bc kids will go if someone takes them or they know the person there, organize transportation beyond “theres a bus stop at” Have an ambassador to meet a group of kids & ride the bus w/ them

Stick with me here, but you know how in movies with time travel they say, don’t change anything in history or you’ll change the entire trajectory of the future, well what if the lake of the isles pencil was actually a giant cigarette lol Where would MPLS be since 2022?

People who give away their iron garden decor or sell it for like $30 and under, i think you are crazy and i love you and want to have the best life ever so you can keep buying more iron decor and selling it to me for nothing Again i love you

$30,000 in city of minneapolis small biz recovery funds from ICE occupation are going to edina. the 50th & france business association is in edina, the plaza they will activate is in edina, and most restaurants in this business district are in edina what a waste taylordahlin.com/f/minneapoli...

First bike ride for me because i am a below average biker, went by myself bc gus would run me over and kumas dad is still on crutches My basket can hold at least 5 plant containers!

I had a meeting where the housing program was saying my youth wasnt a good fit for their program anymore & he would have to leave… its been a long time coming but he is a treat So i subtweeted everyone & said, we will help you bc if i was 22 & had to find housing id end up on the street

Can someone plz explain whats happening outside of mel-o-glaze w/ two senior citizens pulling from a 175 and having a bonfire in a garden pot???

I had a banger of a line w/ my participant who is about to lose his housing due to multiple notices about having weed in room He said he forgot he had it out when they did a room check I said i would never forget a bag of weed in my room, u know why? He said why Bc i dont have a bag of weed lol

As seen between hiawatha and minnehaha The first time i drove by him i couldnt see the car from the sun glare and thought it just said, “you are a cancer” lmao

Is Adhd memorizing a date for the thing you have to get done by and then you wait till that day on the last minute and learn that you had the wrong date the entire time and it was due 3 days ago? Also does everyone with ADHD hate email or is that a me thing?

Perfect for slide breaks

Let’s go Wolves! Jersey courtesy of @shopbanner18.bsky.social

My house

Look at all these emotions in the span of a single minute, its so cute, he’s so cute

I came up with a new slogan American health care, we may save your life but you’ll leave wishing you were dead $$$$

Alex was dancing on his crutches and i said “if you get hurt again, as your punishment, im bringing you to the ER” He said, “oh god i dont know what id do” We then reenacted them just stapling different bills to him Admitting fee Consultation fee Looking at you fee!

Yesterday in minneapolis i saw a toddler flicking off his guardian who was also picking up his hat and glasses off the ground (i think the toddler beat him up) and today in st paul i saw a man collecting trash w/ his cat unleashed 😂😍

Kumas dad is in a cast so showering is hard and he smells so i made a tracking device to see when he showered last lol

This is soooo embarrassing Its like going for a high five and the person ignoring you (stop doing highfives too) How random and deflective

Breaking: ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Minnesota county investigates ICE arrest of Hmong American man as a potential case of kidnapping and false imprisonment.

If it wasn't posted by someone I know within the last five minutes, it isn't worth reading.

Today my manager told me it wasnt her job to make my job easier Lmao okay I also had to ask that because i said i needed short term disability if i was going to be fired

For @jonathanstegall.bsky.social - a long-eared owl outside of Bichota, a coffee shop at George Floyd Square on 38th and Chicago in South Minneapolis.

For an unnamed donor, an angry bird outside of Whipple.

For another unnamed donor, a spring robin outside of Lake Harriet Bandshell.