Oh look! Socialism! Lol

My wife forgot the word “shifter”, so she said “transmissiony boi”. And yes, you can tell by the way she said it that that was how it was supposed to be spelled

Our cats have huge sibling energy. Bro will be doing something stupid or risky, and Cleo will just be off to the side watching intently to see what happens.

So, last week I bought a jar of pickles and neither of us like them. They’re just regular dill pickles, but there’s something about them that they’re just bad. 1/2

No Hoomans allowed

My scrabble game created a picture of a cat

My wife is really pissed off right now that a group of sheep is called a flock, but you herd them.

I’m waiting for someone to rip off MTG‘s mask Scooby Doo style and reveal that underneath it’s just MTG.

He’s not quite loafing yet. He’s proofing.

🫤😒

The Epstein ballroom doesn’t even have to be built. They’ve already got the bribes in. It just needs the appearance of some activity around the construction site.

Who else thinks there are a bunch of records or perhaps bodies they needed to dispose of in that rubble?

Finished my second ever guitar build. Pretty happy with how this one turned out what should I build next?

lol, zoom in. Satellite view maps.app.goo.gl/w1zLqAwJuFwG...

Found this on the ground. I feel like the world is trying to tell me something.

So, now that Trump has not won the Nobel Peace prize what do you think the odds are of the Gaza cease-fire holding?

I’ve been eating pizza for at least 40 years and I still don’t know how to take the first bite without burning the roof of my mouth

When it’s one of the last nice days of the year where you can have the windows open, but somebody sprayed liquid manure up wind. I’m choosing the stink.

Who’s job was it to wake up Green Day this year? Maybe let them sleep this one out actually.

Coffee at the gas station is a buck 05. The same price as freedom

I used to think all these billionaires supported Trump for the tax cuts, but now I realize it’s because most of them are in the Epstein files.

It’s hard to tell where cat ends and bed begins

the millennials yearn for precedented times

Makes sense to me!

I have an urgent kitten update!

if i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this "war in chicago" messaging, i would ask them how many americans the president intends to kill in his war

How is that comfortable?

Just saw an ad for a seasonal ski chalet rental and they included these pictures in the ad. Embarrassing

I had a nightmare last night that I was generating an image with AI and I kept giving it new prompts to refine the image, and then after quite a while of this someone pointed out to me how much carbon I was pumping out into the atmosphere, and then I woke up.

Going onstage at Summerfolk in a few hours! Love this festival!

Character my toxic trait is challenging people’s bad opinions on social media and waiting to see if they walk it back or double down

They were probably mostly for throwing sandwiches

Me watching my cat play with a plastic spring: I wish I was that easily entertained. Me: *is entertained watching my cat play with a plastic spring

I have a very important kitten update!

Here’s some dystopian stuff I saw on facebook this morning

Anyone else notice the YouTube ads have gotten really bad lately. It’s all AI slop.

Does he still think we pay the tariffs?

I just saw somebody jogging in this heat and it looks like they were doing it on purpose, like they weren’t running away from anything

Post Malone implies the existence of Pre Malone

I think that instead of saying something like “I’m easy to please“ we should start saying “my fancy is ticklish“

Have they tried shooting at it?

I think some people don’t realize that using the self checkout is a race

Isn’t this exactly what he said about China?

Happy Captain Picard Day to all who observe!

It’s the nicest day of the year. Happy 6/9 to all who celebrate!

Who else had Elon and Trump having a public break up before July on their bingo card?

So, I can’t explain it, but Lunatic Fringe should have been a Pink Floyd song