painfully my type I fear (also, the only type of Australian that’s hot)

Mookie and Ohtani smiling a *little* too much for me at the White House today...

I would be a menace to gay society if I looked even half this good you already know the nationality

the irony of this sticker run…

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

Look, it’s good, I’ll get it over regular chicken but bring back chicken al pastor you cowards

time to lock in for mayhem ball

Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability

i’ll even let the DEI trade join if he wants

needed this video so bad this year (it worked)

me shooting my shot with one of my 17 IG crushes (none of them know who I am)

type of 💩 that catches my eye at the gym (also pretty boy brown jocks)

no one white womans quite like some of these latino gym swifties

not even 7 AM and in such a bad mood this weeks been a bust like flop of the year easily

couldn’t give fewer fucks about recent grandstanding in conservative districts they’ll probably still vote R in 2026 no need to dreamcast of an ocean blue flip bc these constituents have proven they aren’t able to identify candidates who *actually* align with their own self-interest

never stepping foot on brazilian soil until I can pull every one of my crushes in real life not walking into that bear trap

italians are so funny what do you mean allora giuseppe

need to stop thinking about curly haired soccer playing latino pretty boy in town need to shake my psyche of the grip he got on me!!

sick as a dog on my favorite holiday

Happy St Patrick’s Day, I love the Irish- they seem to be the only ones in Europe to understand solidarity 🇮🇪🫡

my favorite holiday of the year leprechauns rise!!! 🍺☘️🇮🇪

17,000% using this on the next pokémon bottom I message

I want this man in a way that should concern his wife

exhibit A

aggravating to see guys who would NEVER publicly support the queer community use *checks notes* lady gaga’s music for social media clout… why don’t you abracadabra sit this one out chad trump is trying to take away your aunt’s SNAP benefits

wish more guys knew this tbh

need to find me a pretty Italian boy with range, abs, and a fat ass

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. @dansavage.bsky.social evergreen

need to find good accounts to follow here

watching daredevil born again is this how regulars feel watching marvel movies (not knowing what’s going on)

I’m gonna try my best to do more on this app. missing my tweeter crowd extra lately

todays been the most mid unserious lousy day bad habits running rampant and I’m exhausted tired with nothing to show for the last 6 months of killing myself

so tired

need a liberal billionaire(?) to put this on every billboard of every state that voted for trump pls

never gets old

me and the 2 other single 30 yo gays in my county the second the clock strikes midnight on memorial day weekend (I’m the last one)

if you’re a cute bottom with a smooth bubble butt this is how i’m tryna leave you

me in the walter reed operating room trying to help restart Falcon’s heart

lmaooo

marcello hernandez… ¡YES!

backstreet boys, they’re not american are they? - my mom

yes

Trump wants you to forget that he gutted the Aviation Safety Committee and ousted the FAA administrator during his first week in office. Don’t forget.

Math is hard

not even 5 AM…

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

have a lot of problems right now and being brazilian would solve most of them

TikTok is quietly back on the app stores. I barely even use it, but let this be the end to one of the dumbest, most xenophobic, anti-competitive tech laws our govt has passed. Instead of regulating AI, privacy or anything else, we wasted our time banning an app that was better than what we could do.

I will kill that fa99o+ before he ever has a valentine - God talking about me