Also, I wanna take the train to Yosemite!

Took @bart.gov to SFO, flew first class, and now I’m on @metrolosangeles.bsky.social back home from LAX. Life is all about balance!

thankful for the LAX/Metro Transit Ctr station but my god the APM needs to open ASAP

Bullying works!

Greater LA is such a behemoth that you don’t fully appreciate until you’re in the sky

I felt silly having my first domestic first class experience be on an SFO <-> LAX flight but after the weekend I’ve had I am so thankful to past me for doing it. The flight attendant serving me 2 vodsods on this short flight is an ally.

we should ban the SF Chronicle from writing anything about Oakland www.sfchronicle.com/realestate/a...

day two but at what cost where are my 2nd amendment dolls @

we need to stop the instagram-story-like feature industrial complex

I can’t believe I have another day of this, idk how my friend in his 40s does this often, I’m tired

Christina didn’t do Beautiful but she did do Vanity and bobblehead so we’re sort of even- she acknowledged Bionic!!!!

Forced to take a Muni bus to the festival. They’re bunching! This is my 9/11, this is what I get for taking muni and not BART

3 vodka Red Bulls in and I tried to call the governor to support SB79 but they’re not open on weekends so I wrote him a message for now. You can’t escape me @governor.ca.gov

I brought my leather harness and bicep bands the year Portola and Folsom weekends do not overlap, the sun is OUT

I spent 7 hours of my life at LAX today but I am finally showered in SF at almost 11pm. If we had high speed rail I would’ve been here by 4pm. 🤠

They’re making us sit on the runway for up to 30 mins bc SFO deprioritizes flights from nearby airports for landing…. I’ve been at LAX since 12pm 🤠 WE NEED @cahsra.bsky.social YESTERDAY

my flight has been delayed today like 5 different times, almost flew standby, my bag is on another flight, I ate the most massive airport chicken club of my life to fight the hanger and I feel like I’ve just been loitering at the skyclub all day today. Happy Friday

I love being a RaNdOm SeCuRiTy ChEcK every single time even though I have Clear, TSA Pre, and Global Entry. Full body scanner AND a pat down after taking off my hat. ✌️🤪

Watching México’s first woman president deliver El Grito gave me goosebumps. She first addressed Mexican women before men, she shouted out the anonymous women heroes, indigenous women, and Mexican immigrants among other things. VIVA LA INDEPENDENCIA VIVA LA IGUALDAD VIVA LA DEMOCRACIA VIVA MÉXICO

Calling the governor’s office urging him to save transit and thanking him for Prop 50 on the same call:

Extended a day in this trip just so that I can see him in person again and it was worth it. BARTy can say the f word. Happy Oakland Pride!

not my 6’5” Sonoran king (that regularly plays for the Russian league) getting a red card after I left the game 😭

Oh you’re not seeing the pearly gates for this @governor.ca.gov

the ab*ndance people are right, we should give Nazis a platform- the platform they deserve 🖤

*opens twitter in 2025* mmm smells like some cooked brains up in here

The Best Way to Cross the Bay™️ @sfbayferry.com

I ran into the new San Joaquins Venture cars!

if they do end up going to “war” with cartels in Mexico well- vaya con dios México is a difficult territory to control because of the geography and it’s been a struggle for the central government since the Spanish were around and, for better or worse, it borders the US.

boiling your sins out in a hot tub really does help

The president threatening a US city with war is insane but then again LA residents kicked these losers out of MacArthur Park by throwing fruit and insults at them. Guess they wanna FAFO in Chicago now.

there is way too many white people jogging out in Oakland for anyone to be saying crime is out of control 😭

we left the karaoke bar last night before my song came on- numb by linkin park :/

last night me got a party pack of tacos from Taco Bell and this morning me is so grateful 🧎‍♂️🙏🧎‍♂️‍➡️🛐🙌

everyone always shits on San José, CA but what other city and their suburbs has given us companies like Apple, Google, Adobe, etc etc AND a bands like Los Tigres del Norte

reunited w/ the love of my life @bart.gov 🥰

Que Rico doesn’t offer free cover before 10pm w/ newsletter signup anymore. Recession indicator tbh

As I take the stupid flight that is less than 1 hour (and would be illegal in France) on the musical chairs airline from BUR to OAK for the 6488484th time, I am forced to once again day dream for the future that awaits future generations of Californians.

hey @governor.ca.gov don’t be a climate arsonist and fund the trains and buses

now why is there a military helicopter flying around downtown LA

All but three 6ft+ kings on México’s National team are either goalies or defense lmao tb to when I joined my high school soccer team they took one look at me and immediately told me to go defense 🥲

oh that’s not-

the bar we’re going to tomorrow is right across the street from where the Marina begins, oh I hope we don’t get hate crimed 🥲

Inside BART’s Transbay Tubussy is such a vibe

Just so deeply fucking embarrassing

I was forced to learn what ab*ndance was against my will bc they invited Nazis to their conference

Feliz cumple al Pueblo De Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula hoy celebramos 243 años de pura gloria

Arm the dolls www.dailywire.com/news/breakin...

Sam Altman speaking again

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHICKEN AL PASTOR

the pipes in the Mario universe are both pipe and hole