I didn't have "Pat Morita doing a perfect impression of Redd Foxx" on my bingo card.

More people have been arrested for touching peeling paint than have been arrested for the Epstein files.

Corp execs who pay their employees historically low wages are worried consumers don't have enough money, and plan to solve this by selling smaller package sizes. 🫪

Survey question: is the paperclip really supposed to be part of the artwork at this Hampton Inn in Whitefish, MT, or was it inadvertently left during the manufacturing process?

Sitting down in the yard, enjoying a locally brewed barrel-aged stout, after an eventful and happy birthday, to find two four-leaf clovers. Perfect day.

A small glimpse of tRump's DoJ is likely a strong indicator for the entire department. They are following tRump's motto of 'lie, cheat, and steal faster than they can stop you'.

People these days lie and grift with impunity and I completely blame tRump for this.

If you outlaw gravy then only outlaws will have gravy.

“If someone came to Washington and started destroying all the different sites that people in the United States revere, it’s the same thing for us”. Trump is destroying things all over the US. He performs crimes faster than the courts can keep up.

I fully LOL every time I see this.

Ears that are tougher than bone spurs.

What we have always known in our hearts.

Trump TOFU; tRump only fucks up.

Weak men don't respect women that they know are smarter than them.

We fought a revolutionary war and created a constitution because of this. Just because they have some tin foil badge does not mean that they are exempt from laws.

Taking "Florida man" to another level.

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Just one of many corrupt activities by the tRumps. I sure hope the justice system works way, Way, WAY faster for president 48 than it did during Biden's term, and sends a bunch of tRump's circle to jail.

Great step forward. Let's do honeysuckle next.

Franklin Graham is a opportunistic tool not on speaking terms with the Prince of Peace. He's a greedy man who siphons off $720,000/year off just one of his "charities." To Franklin, "faith" is just a business. A nepo baby like Donald Trump, we wouldn't even know his name if he hadn't had a rich dad.

With Kegsbreath in charge, doing something dangerous and stupid is guaranteed.

All those ass-kissing name-drops and she still got fired. Just another normal fucked-up day for Demented Donnie.

Amphibians against slimy politicians.

The world should adopt hugs as currency.

Stupidest so far...

Criminals gonna crime.

I see criminal people.

I love it when Noem takes a beating. This should happen more often as she gets closer to her relocation to a jail cell.

Let's keep expanding and breaking protection barriers.

"The shattering of faith in America’s goodness is the hardest part to watch."

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

This is the family and friends that everyone deserves.

Wow. Using the city council's own words in the Holocaust story. Powerful for me, but maybe not so much for the council if they are Holocaust deniers. My brain collapses trying to compute that both this wonderful guy and Holocaust perpetrators/deniers exist in the same world.

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I just listened to the author of this piece, a historian and professor, @timothysnyder.bsky.social - it is, as we might expect, daunting and chilling. Please read and repost. Thank you. #ProudBlue #DV1 #Pinks Ethnic Cleansing in Ohio? open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...

It appears that most viewers are the same senior citizens that regularly fall for scams.

A real nightmare…

ICE are murderous animals. That is why they chose to become ICE officers. There could be no other reason to join. They have zero compassion.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”

The out-loud part: health execs received excess benefits! The quiet part: healthcare biz in the USA made $600b in*PROFITS* in 2024 while citizens go broke trying to just survive health events. If only we had universal healthcare like every other 1st world nation.

Why are there no female ICE agents?

There’s no way. But also her reactions are perfect 🤣🤣😭😭🤭🤭 @clubbing-guy.bsky.social

The little clot that could.

Innocent people don't try to hide the truth.

I greatly dislike hate-based politics. Just because someone else succeeds does not mean that you are losing. The world would be a better place if we all helped everyone succeed.

Today's pint from the cellar. Warped Wing Brewing Company Cuvée 1796, 2024 Limited Release. At 11.6% ABV, it almost curls my toes.