In-n-Out has the most boring food in California.

Alan Lomax’s Massive Music Archive Is Online: Features 20,000 Historic Blues & Folk Recordings

Apologies to the earth for all of my idling today, but it’s HOT and I need to be a zombie in AC.

My attention span is so jacked that I think I need cliffs notes for my social feeds.

I think I’ve almost turned my mom into a leftist.

How are Meg Foster’s eyes even real?

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

My dad’s cancer is back. #fml

Being less killy does not make them better. Do not glorify corporations that weaponize AI. Period.

Do you even live in Berkeley if you don’t have a neighbor who plays the banjo on their porch?

Ugh some bro is trying SO HARD to sell AI to dog walkers/pet sitters. Paaaaasssss

watching this star-studded mini-series

tryin to slap chop his way into congress www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

The Largest Historical Dictionary of English Slang Now Free Online: Covers 500 Years of the “Vulgar Tongue”

Imagine actually thinking the crusades were a good thing.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

This message is for @rachelmcpadden.bsky.social

Please bring back this look, but leave Sylvester Stallone in the past.

Goddamnit, what a terrible loss. Thanks for all the laughs, Catherine. ❤️

I’m going to tell these two dweebs to meet me at the same spot and make them think each of them is me.

lol I took the day off to see my surgeon and someone forgot to tell me they rescheduled my appointment for a month and a half from now. The good news is more people are wearing masks at the hospital again!

Billionaire musicians should be writing songs about this shit and raising money for immigrant services by selling said songs. We need a LiveAid to take down ICE.

Your reminder that Amazon... -Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine -Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

I wish I had a peanut butter bopper.

we do not need a menopause themed hummus. www.dissmercury.co.uk/news/2570250...

I can’t sleep, because I listened to the Dr Pepper theme song too many times, and now the only thing my brain wants to do is sing it.

I’ve been thinking about Trans Am (the band) a lot lately and today o just had a convo with my Lyft driver about them! Weird!

Would it help if I did the Mean Girls meme and it said "stop trying to make gavin newsom happen"? Would that win any hearts and minds because I will do it

Buying things used would be so much easier if Savers had friggin fitting rooms! Also my new pants from Old Navy were $5 vs all of the used holey pants Savers sells for $8+. Get it together my duders!

If Stranger Things was truly 80’s, they would’ve collared with a fast food restaurant and put out commemorative drinking glasses.

I for real thought Tom Waits died like six years ago.

(I wish)

Is it tacky to buy a dupe if you find it at the thrift store?

It’s disassociation o’clock!

Absolutely! m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0e-...

Is there a perfume that smells like an orange popsicle with notes of the popsicle stick?

finally this painting can now be in animal crossing

I need to release a greatest hits album of all of the songs I sing to dogs.

I watch too much too crime, because there was a wrapped gift with no label on the porch where I’m dogsitting, and I just assumed it was a bomb.

The “TCM Remembers” montage is making me teary.

Taylor Sheridan is such a chode.

Please send good vibes. My car is in the $hop. 😬

I’m going to start a rumor that Jay-Z is Clarence Carter’s son

Ugh there was a smokin’ hot 70s era Neil young looking dude at the thrift today. Maybe I should get a job there. 🤤

I’m pretty sure I saw a 80’s/21 Jump St. Dustin Nguyen cosplayer today. He even had a dangly earring!

Bitchsky I’m not giving you my birthdate lol