I dedicate this song to my puppy, for this specific moment, right now, at 12:41 am as he wants me to know he is very upset that it's not play time

This dog biting my hand with full force because he's a clumsy puppy and missed the tug of war rope and thought my hand was it <<<

Ben Johnson is the real deal as a coach but I think Eberflus's singularly awful incompetence makes the Bears' turnaround more dramatic than it actually is. Ben Johnson is adding value but also Eberflus is no longer *subtracting* value.

I used to do this all the time because it was fun, and I realized it was a bad habit so I stopped for a long time, but I was provoked and couldn't help myself.

This is the first time in my memory where the Bears were a good team and the national media mostly gave them credit for it but the Chicago media was being negative about them all year

Matt Nagy said "I didn't come here to run the I formation" and meanwhile Ben Johnson is like "if I have to run the I formation 60 times to win the fucking game that's what I'll do"

GOOD BETTER BEST NEVER LET IT REST

This time a year ago the Bears were a laughingstock after losing on national TV in the most embarrassing fashion and firing their loser coach. Now they're 9-3 leading the division after convincingly defeating the defending Super Bowl champs, playoffs fully in sight

I had a good feeling going into this game but God damn the Bears just suffocated the Eagles, that win was actually pretty convincing

Stephen Miller waking up this morning and finding out today is Black Friday.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

"You must not obey unlawful orders, as you have been told in your training" All Republicans: "you are telling the military not to follow Trump's orders? That's sedition" ...nobody said that but you. Telling on yourself as usual

Dems don't respect Stephen A (nor should they) and they treat him accordingly. Republicans are used to carnival barker antics so it doesn't bother them

If you lower tariffs to lower prices, it means the tariffs do what, exactly? Anyone? Class?

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Hot take: when a QB fake slides or fakes going out of bounds to freeze the defender in order to run over them to get extra yards, this should be a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty. This is not a legitimate strategy and the rules should reflect that. You're either a runner or you're not

So my son is on the spectrum right? I was petting my dog and said "who's the cutest puppy?" and my son said "not him, I'm sure there have been cuter puppies" 😆

Do I respect Stephen A Smith's political opinions? No But does that mean I respect his contributions to sports discourse over his career? Also no.

If I said that grass was green and Andrew Tate agreed with me, I would seriously consider changing my opinion about the color of the grass

This ratio tho

MAGA seems to be realizing what the other 2/3 of the country has already known for a decade now Major caveat: this isn't their first time going thru this and if Trump could run for a 4th time they'd all still vote for him and do the "I didn't know he'd do this" act again when it predictably goes bad

When you watch his movies in the 80s at the peak of his fame you notice how he put *so many* young Black actors on

Nobody forgot about the shutdown my guy

This is rhetorical and Chris knows the answer, that said, this also is a pretty accurate description of Elon Musk

The shutdown is over so now I don't have to give head in gas station bathrooms anymore (only when I want to.)

Are the families you're defending in the room with us right now?

The shutdown isn't some abstract concept for me so the way people talk about it is actually low key irritating to me. Like everyone seems to be just talking past the fact that I don't have money, it's not even part of the conversation

In most other countries when their governments fail they dissolve it and start over with a new one so I think this is a completely reasonable room temperature take actually

Here's a Spanish grammar lesson Caleb Williams está cocinando (Caleb Williams is cooking) Caleb cocinó (Caleb cooked) Caleb cocinaba (Caleb was cooking) Caleb cocinará la próxima semana (Caleb will cook next week)

Caleb Williams paints his nails You know what, if he plays like this he can wear a flashing blue and orange butt plug during games for all I care

Caleb Williams seeing Zaccheaus wide open for a TD and saying "actually fuck no" and running it in himself is low key funny

Caleb fucking Williams

Ben Johnson please stop drawing up plays for Zaccheaus he fucking sucks.

I'm not sure why Cairo Santos is on the Bears roster if he's not gonna be used except when the kicking conditions are perfect

This is happening government-wide by the way and it isn't low-performing people quitting either. It's dedicated career types they're driving out

Iranians are afraid of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia.

The White House keeps unilaterally taking entirely voluntary actions which it openly says are intended to inflict more pain and then they're I guess surprised - along with most of the DC media - about why they seem to be taking the blame for the shutdown.

Right wing meme I've seen several variations of now: "if you New Yorkers want to leave don't come to (insert red state), we're full" Enough with the ego masturbating, ain't nobody voting Dem in NYC gonna be moving to Missouri stfu

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Network media and big papers caping for and capitulating to this administration has so much to do with their deep-held belief that all Americans are fucking stupid. They're siding with the guy who says "Gas is $2 and groceries are cheap" as if we're not paying for gas and groceries

It turns out all those "paid" No Kings protesters were actually pissed off voters huh

If anyone genuinely thinks Abigail Spanberger is a "radical extremist" they desperately need a full blown media detox

Related: Tuberville low key is actually quite anti-military and anti-veteran and is pretty consistent about undermining them

Mandani: *campaigns on ordinary policies a mayoral candidate would campaign on, wins* Right wingers who are not even from NYC: this is literally the exact same thing as 9/11

Nobody has stronger opinions on NYC politics than a mf who doesn't live there and who's normally quite vocal about their intentions to never visit

Dick Cheney finally did something I agree with

The name this dog was given by the rescue shelter was Snickers, and me and my son are probably keeping that name, but he also looks like a baby Interceptor from Final Fantasy VI and I considered that too

Prayers down

Did Winsome vote for Harris? Let's follow this logic all the way

Jayden Daniels scrambling as often as he does makes his production really efficient, but underneath that is a 6'4" 210 lb frame that wears down from all those hits. Him being hurt as often as he is isn't a coincidence.