I'd bet $20 that Scalise can't even begin to explain how this supposedly works

Age verification? You mean my Blockbuster card?

If he invoiced the DCCC for this ad he just cut for them, I'd understand

Imagine torturing yourself watching what we all knew was gonna be steaming garbage and infuriating while you scream at your tv wondering how we got here. Obviously I’m referring to Iowa State shooting FTs

This isn't a "fight" If Bluesky got nuked 10 minutes after I posted this I'm still never going back to Twitter. That's not the same place as the one I used every day for 15 years, it's over, done. They just burn crosses there now

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

Let's say that, hypothetically, Trump issues an executive order that says Clarence Thomas is required to lick his balls once a week. Does Clarence: 1. Wait for a legal challenge that makes it back to SCOTUS where it's struck down 8-1 and he's the lone dissenting vote 2. Immediately comply

The Supreme Court tried to save him from himself, but he's too stupid to grab the life preserver.

Whenever you see a 6-3 ruling against Trump you pretty much know who the 3 are every time. They don't even pretend

I'm always surprised when this SCOTUS rules against Trump because even when it's just straight up obvious he's doing something flagrantly unconstitutional the 6 of them still behave like his personal fleshlights.

Please pray for my dog. Nothing is wrong with him, he's just incredibly annoying.

Imagine being so fucking stupid you believe grocery prices are down because a lying fucking fat ass pedophile told you so despite the grocery receipts in your empty wallet

My very talkative, extroverted mom meeting a bunch of random friendly southerners in public...

No coddled millennial has ever gotten as many participation trophies

Ah yeah because this wasn't mentioned at all during the campaign, I could see how he missed this

Pam Bondi was the Florida Attorney General when Epstein got his original sweetheart deal so what she's doing now isn't really new territory for her.

The Bulls are just throwing shit at the wall. I don't know what they're doing and I don't think they do either.

The unspoken villains in high school football movies like Varsity Blues and Friday Night Lights are the small town dads who peaked in high school and care *entirely* too much what their sons are doing because they don't seem to have better shit to do

I would not be surprised if Mike Johnson said he hadn't seen the 4th Amendment yet and tried to change the subject

I thought this was just the usual memes and shitposts (pardon the pun) but no he very clearly sharts at 0:34 of this video and then the reaction from the faces of people behind him (especially the woman in green and RFK Jr.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

If you see someone write "very nice" do you say it the regular way, or in Borat's voice?

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

I do understand that Ian Cunningham's career isn't solely about a couple of day 2 picks for the Bears, but the NFL did make that rule for a reason and the Bears followed that process to the letter and spirit of the rule. It's just kind of a bad look for the league to be like "actually, nah"

Some of my political opinions are pretty controversial. For example, I think state-sponsored murder of US citizens acting within their rights that's supported by the leaders because the leaders don't like them is bad, actually.

It's one thing for a person to be a bootlicker but it's quite another to deepthroat the boot until they start gagging and choking

So someone attacked and the first thing he does is assume that it was staged? That's unintentionally revealing

We need to start shoving these guys into lockers and giving them swirlies

My son tried to chase my dog across the street and ate shit instead. Because I'm such a good dad, I took a picture instead of helping.

In my adult/politically conscious life, right wingers have never been "good" (they've always been mendacious and hypocritical) but even still they've deteriorated so much in the past 10 years. They used to fake a pretense for their shitty views but they don't even remember how

I sometimes wonder (I'm wondering right now) if certain people (you know the ones) are ever embarrassed, even subconsciously, by how easy it is to get them to lick boots. My intelligence would be insulted. At least put some effort into lying to me? Try harder to hide the proof that you're lying?

I've lived in Maryland for 20 years and I am still surprised every time I see people treating snowfall like an actual apocalypse and they believe they'll never be able to buy groceries again. I also wonder what people do with all that extra milk they buy. Do they just be chugging it later?

"Your dog is such a smart boy!" Snickers just: -pooped on the floor -ate some of the poop (before I interrupted him and cleaned it up) -threw it up a little whole later -attempted to eat the puke which was made up of, and caused by, the poop he just ate

Watching Caleb Williams in 2025 was like "WOW THAT IS THE BEST THROW I'VE SEEN HIM MAKE ALL YEAR" except for the one last week and the week before, and the week before, and...

There is this raging debate as to whether Ben Johnson should've gone for 2 after Caleb's TD, and to me it was so self-evidently the correct decision to kick the XP and go to OT that I don't even understand what people are saying The short yardage game did nothing all game and defense was fine

It's odd to me that I've really felt like I've been on an island criticizing DJ Moore all season, like this is an unpopular opinion, but then he does The Thing in overtime in the playoffs and everyone saw it. Now everyone's on the same page as me lol

Collinsworth is very annoying but I do appreciate that he is willing to call out WR mistakes on interceptions

Yeah, Moore stopped running his route again. Sigh

Caleb Williams with *yet another* "that was the best throw of the season" ass throw

What the fuck did I just see Caleb. Wow

Ben Johnson stepped on his own dick that entire red zone trip

The Bears have gotten themselves in worse shit than this year and won multiple times

Matthew Stafford so far this game

Rare Caleb L He had no business attempting that throw

God the Bears WRs are selling so hard. Odunze is looking like he shouldn't even be in the game if he's hurt that bad

That penalty on Dexter was a straight up flop

It's fuckin Drop City today

Ben Johnson, this play is called a "field goal" and I promise it's in your playbook

Just kick the fucking field goal!