The Trump administration has been openly hostile and antagonistic towards federal employees since January 20, illegally firing tens of thousands of them, freezing hiring, trying to force them to quit, but now their message is "look at the evil Democrats hurting the families of federal employees"

I'm not a huge Gavin Newsom fan or anything, and this isn't a novel observation I'm making, but the way the media responds to his ridiculous tweeting is incredibly revealing, and when he asks why they just started caring and they never asked Trump that question they can't answer

Right wingers appropriated "woke" but I think it actually would've been worse and more annoying if they had discovered "hotep" instead. Just imagine them casually calling people hoteps for nonsensical reasons

I was driving for the end of the Bears game. I mentally resigned myself to a loss when I saw the Raiders field position and down and distance then a few minutes later I checked to see the final score hadn't moved 😂 nice

I asked my son if anyone else was in the house. He said no why? I said I was trying to figure out who else you thought was going to put your dishes in the dishwasher.

My dad be on Facebook liking all my posts. It don't even matter what I be talking about and sometimes I think he doesn't even know. 😂 Gotta love him

Egypt and Ethiopia reading this trying to remember when they were at war

That was the worst flea flicker toss I've ever seen in my life and it was probably such an easy throw for Caleb because he had so much time to stare at it in the air while Burden was running

I know the Supreme Court is just a rubber stamp (or more like a Fleshlight) for Trump but the same members already ruled - recently - that the government can't do the specific thing Trump tried to do to ABC

It's kinda bizarre that the country is collectively treating Charlie Kirk's legacy with a couple of orders of magnitude more significance than it's actually worth. Dude wasn't a beloved statesman or retired general, he just made money selling mental masturbation content for bigots. That's it

I heard that Ryan Poles, the general manager of the Chicago Bears, has said unkind things about the late Charlie Kirk

Ryan Poles tore the Bears roster down and never properly built them back up because he doesn't have a clue how to do that.

This explains why I was caught off guard by certain people's reactions to all this and doing things like (as asinine as this sounds) comparing him to MLK Jr. They know Charlie Kirk in a completely different way that I do and they have algorithms carefully spoon-feeding them curated content

MAGA after finding out the shooter was one of them: "I think... we all think the call to war was a nice idea. But - not pointin' any fingers - it coulda been done better. So, how 'bout, no war this time - but next time, we do the it right, and then we go full regalia."

Imagine for a moment that you said "hey Keith you shouldn't use a catapult to launch puppies into brick walls" and I said "respectfully, I think it's really fun and it's my right to do so," and then others who enjoy puppy-launching praise me for respectfully stating my difference of opinion

I figured out too late that I'd made a mistake by letting my son have as much screen time as I did when I was younger, then tried to mitigate it, but now that he's grown I realize he's actually pretty much an offline normie

Literally all right wingers, and some white liberals right now:

27 years So a country *can* convict a former president for attempting a coup when the judicial system isn't thoroughly compromised and the people actually let it happen

Did the shell casing have a QR code to the Communist Manifesto?

RFK Jr. is white people's Dr. Sebi. - @rodimusprime.bsky.social #tbgwt

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The defense just waved the white flag

The Bears have been shitting the bed for the last 20 minutes

Everything about that last drive was ass.

Caleb hasn't had a perfect game by any means (nor a bad one) but his sack avoidance has been something else. The Vikings have had him dead to rights a few times and he just slips out

Damn, since when did Swift run with that kind of angry power

This challenge was a waste of time, he was very obviously down

JJ McCarthy maybe kind of sucks

The Bears offense is executing poorly and Caleb has mostly covered it up. Lots of self-sabotaging as these guys aren't playing with much synergy yet

Throw this drive in the toilet and start over

Bears killing their own fucking drive here

Very competently executed opening drive by the Bears

The near-certainty of the Ravens win probability that late in the game followed by shitting the bed that hard was downright Eberflusian.

The Baltimore Ravens just now:

Guys I'm being attacked by vicious animals please help

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I saw someone refer to Cracker Barrel as "Honky Bucket" and I have not been the same since

Conservatives react to everything Trump says the way a dog does when you accidentally drop food on the floor in front of them.

Donald Trump's press conferences all sound like that one Adam Sandler scene in Billy Madison. I award him no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.

Good for Tyson, he's earned it

Everyone please pray for me right now, I'm in a really bad place right now (Indiana)

a specific skill I've developed over the past ~20 years is crafting responses to emails sent to me, but intended for that other Naomi Wolf

It really is shocking how some of the most passionate AI boosters have effectively lobotomized themselves, don't realize it, and don't realize that others are still capable of realizing it.

Literally the "conservative guy scared of cities" Halloween costume meme

Was Kendrick Perkins a good NBA player? No. But since you don't actually need to have been a star player to be a good sports analyst, is he a good NBA analyst? Also no.

Not a NYC resident and I have no dog in this fight but is the current mayor not a former police captain who advocates touch-on-crime policies and increasing the NYPD budget? And this is somehow... a candidate's fault?

"common sense" is a thought-terminating cliche especially when it's said by people like Manchin

I remember going to some kind of Bible camp when I was like 9 (it was actually fun otherwise I wouldn't have gone) and one of the counselors called him "Ryan" Sandberg and I remember I got so pissed off 😂 one of those memories that just sticks out

Ryne Sandberg was probably the first player that I got attached to when I started watching baseball as a kid, even though I grew up to be a Sox fan