People got way too over their skis on the Bears to Indiana talk and read too far into carefully-worded public statements. Indiana basically bent over and spread their cheeks for them and the Bears were still like ehhhh we'll think about it

Republicans when someone shows them a population density map after any election because for some reason they think trees and rocks vote

Conservatives have no self-awareness or shared concept of reality. Democrats only did this because of them

Right wingers will tell you that Democrats supported slavery and founded the KKK and that Republicans are who abolished slavery but when you say we need to take down Confederate monuments they start foaming at the mouth and talking about their heritage being disrespected

Great piece that reiterates something everyone who is not a weird bay area freak or sucked into the AI hype cycle understands implicitly. There's no magic left, these people have barren imaginations.

My mom made a group chat on fb messenger that has her, my dad, and my siblings. I counted 5 names and tried to figure out who was missing. The 6th person is me. I'm a dumbass.

"genocide is wrong and bad, don't do it" and they are saying he doesn't speak for them as a Catholic

I honestly wasn't aware people who weren't chronically online knew about the stupid shit he was doing but people, including normies, across the political spectrum are celebrating his downfall

Dave Chappelle is a smart man and there is no way he didn't know he was one of the biggest drivers of the zeitgeist for the last decade. Now he wants to do a Rogan-like evasion of responsibility for it. A little late for that my friend

That's how it's gonna feel for us when it finally happens

You can't say Trump accomplished nothing in Iran because "nothing" is an improvement over what he did.

It's actually pretty difficult to recount all the different ways Trump fucked up his Iran adventure because there are so many multiple, separate, overlapping fuckups, and because of how thorough the failure is.

Oman receiving revenue for doing nothing

The driver is also blindfolded and a toddler

Being an American right now is like being stuck in the passenger seat of a car being driven by a drunk driver

I don't know how to describe what a kidney stone feels like to someone who hasn't had one. I would say -take a sharp steak knife -hold it on a hot stove burner for about 15 seconds -stab the side of your abdomen or have someone do it for you -leave the hot knife there

Bringing up the 25th Amendment is cope. It doesn't do what people think it does. The only way to get rid of a president is to impeach and then convict him

The 14th amendment (especially the first sentence) is very cut and dry, means exactly what it says, and was written that way on purpose for very good reasons.

They said they caught Pam on tape stealing boxes

Pam Bondi debased herself in front of the entire world and reduced her reputation to a protector of kid diddlers only for her to be shoved out the door on a whim, just like all the others.

If you accept Chili's explanation for being a Trump donor at face value then the most generous possible interpretation of what she said is that she simply isn't very bright.

I walked around like 6 different blocks in Paris and couldn't find an ATM because apparently that's a whole different thing than in the US.

Does he have an ear piece with Putin telling him what to say in real time?

Trump blames Obama and Biden for not solving the Iran problem and forcing his hand as if everyone else just forgot who the president was between them I mean the premise he was going for was already dumb but bffr

He's a bold faced liar who never follows up on his promises but okay

When I was a little kid I used to think Andreas was a person who caused earthquakes because I kept hearing about "San Andreas Fault" and thought that's what it meant

The hysterical rants of the most Maddow-pilled chronically online resistance lib from 2018 are basically correct, that is the Occam's Razor to everything

"We haven't been able to clear the Strait of Hormuz yet because we really needed those Abrams tanks that have been in Germany since 1986 and we gave them to Ukraine instead" -Pete Hegseth, probably

It won't surprise anyone on this site to hear this but this isn't what happened and Hegseth is lying. We aren't even talking about the same weapons ffs

Social media trained everyone to think their opinion is wanted and matters, even in subjects they know nothing about.

The elephant in the room here is that what is that the "concessions" being asked of the administration are actually already the law and they just aren't following it because they don't want to

It's almost impressive how badly Trump has fucked up this Iran thing

If you spend a year berating, antagonizing, mocking, and humiliating your allies completely unprovoked, and then you make a stupid and reckless decision without consulting any of them, when you go begging them for help to clean up your own mess they are going to tell you to stick things in your ass.

I know a dumb guy who says that RFK got screwed over by his own party which... no that isn't what happened at all 😂 His "campaign" had absolutely no Democratic values at all, to the extent he had policies at all they were like right-wing hallucinations

I really can't respect anyone who has a positive opinion of RFK. I just have to assume you are an imbecile

John Fetterman's little crusade against searing proper business attire was apparently rooted in him believing it doesn't help him represent his people, but since he doesn't even try to do that, it's all really stupid in hindsight (I wouldn't argue if you said it was stupid without hindsight either)

Most people who are anti-Elon can remember the first time they saw completely through his facade and never looked at him the same after. In my case it was the 2018 Thai rescue which made me pay closer attention to him, and I saw there was very little to actually like

When I'm watching Spanish-language TV I can follow the conversation and topic but generally about 60-70% of the actual words being said (I am not all the way fluent), but when it's on a commercial break suddenly I understand it almost as well as English. Ha, I see what y'all did there

Bears fans all of 2025: wow I hate this defense they suck so bad. Overhaul the entire unit The same Bears fans this week for some reason: why are they letting so many guys walk? How does this make them better? Does Poles think he can just draft better players?

None of the players the Bears are letting go in free agency are as good as all the Bears fans freaking out about it think (guys like Brisker are a dime a dozen for example). Did everyone forget how bad the defense was in 2025? This is all just emotional attachments

It's pigeon chess. He's knocking over the pieces, shitting on the table, then thinking he's won

Haha wow the Ravens absolutely did the Raiders scummy and everyone knows it. They realized they could get Hendrickson without giving up draft picks and reneged

I took a free trial once during an election year and I never went back. You can also easily skip the bullshit gambling app sponsors too

"our country is being run by a dumbass." -My son

Not having a plan to demine Hormuz is a ‘no winter clothes to invade Russia’ level planning error

I took a nap and woke up to the news the Ravens backed out of the Crosby trade wtf

That's about the same as the Oklahoma City bombing toll, of course our government is now controlled by a bunch of racist Turner Diaries enthusiasts and insurretionists who would have probably pardoned Timothy McVeigh.

This is one of the few (only?) times in my life I can remember the US president being directly and immediately responsible for higher gas prices but the usual people who complain about it are making excuses for him

Who's old enough to remember the Bush administration saying the Iraq war was gonna be quick and easy

So is the Packers taking advantage of Jerry Jones's incompetence in the offseason gonna be an annual thing or...?