Ate a whole bag of cherries and now I’m just absolutely stupid with antioxidants

I think my only real expectation of the Zelda movie is that This Guy appears as a non consequential side character somewhere in the film… And appears inexplicably as a non consequiential side character somewhere in every film after, regardless of circumstances.

This is how I found out just now that Waterboy is played by Joel Haver and I can't stop laughing.

Working on a piece about the Pandemic Horde/PanFam news. If you're a pilot who was blindsided, fought in the Hellcamp, or generally have thoughts on this shift in the political landscape of @eveonline.com , hit me up. I'd love to chat for the article. #Tweetfleet #EVEOnline

The Skybox Podcast 16 is out on demand! We talk about Ball x Pit, Sonic the Hedgehog X DC Comics, Lumines Arise, Descent of Lunaris, and the weird, changing landscape of console exclusives. And other stuff, too. Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/ep-16-... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1tLV...

i reviewed tales of xillia remastered, yeah buddy

I reviewed @necrosoftgames.com 's Demonschool for @shacknews.com, and I really dug it. It's gorgeous, charming, genuinely funny, and the combat system has the juice to keep you searching for the perfect turn. Also, there's a Gunsmith Cats reference. You love to see it. Wholly recommended.

Hungry, angry, and gassy Homers have spread across Springfield in the latest Fortnite x The Simpsons Multiplidiocy trailer! #TheSimpsons #Fortnite #Gaming

I've been fascinated by @arcsystemworks.com dip into visual novels with Dear me, I was... and I had an opportunity to speak with the developers about their motivations and inspirations. Enjoy a chat that includes A-Ha's Take on Me, Annapurna's Florence, and Hotel Dusk: Room 215.

Everyone should have an editor, ideally - at least for a little while - one who doesn't like them very much

If I knew that going to medical school might someday put me in the running for the position of Valve Superyacht Live-in Nurse, I might have rethought my career path.

The lack of respect for fighting games is insane. The best esports player is probably a fighting game pro. The best ongoing game? Probably a fighting game. The best event? It's a fighting game tournament that has an open bracket. And not only do these never win, they're never *nominated.*

The Game Awards 2025 nominees & how to vote

Big congrats to @kepler-interactive.bsky.social and @sandfallgames.bsky.social on record-setting nominations at #TheGameAwards2025 for one game. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 continues to impress even this far into the year!

Indie artist nearly quit music before Dispatch gave her song a second life

Nintendo posts first set images of Zelda film actors following casting reveals

*crack muppet voice* “MY NAME’S FLAFF AND I’M NAKED!” #Dispatch

Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.

The way I’m trying to sprint to the end of this season before social media ruins it for me got me doing quick time events in my dreams dodging spoilers…

Did Hillary know he had vacuumed a load out of her prized hog going into the 2016 election?

Uncooked rice kinda the stripper glitter of edible grains.

Bing Crosby implies the existence of other variants, such as the Maraschino Crosby.

Dispatch review: All in a day's work

"Volunteer Resignation Program" A program to volunteer to quit your job -before-you become an obsolete liability. The future is so... Hmm... automaton-media.com/en/news/kraf...

"Look at this diseased rat. Do its sickly colors and weak-looking demeanor not make you want to hoist it warmly in your arms?" I mean yeah, kinda. But I'm not sure I should.

Why'd Bowser paint that?

A friend who has never watched Evangelion is asking me about it because of the Sanrio collaboration (Hangyudon is her favorite guy)

So I feel like it's kind of worth pointing out: Don't expect duos matchmaking to be a proper duos mode in ARC Raiders. Solo, duo, trio will all prioritize matchmaking with each other, but you could still run into different compositions.

TBH, Bowser kinda in the right for losing his shit when Mario called his art trash. Clearly he put his heart and soul into that painting. Very good understanding of color theory, physique, and brush work. All dismissed just because Mario can't appreciate himbo slop.

Bowser and Luigi not really beating the online allegations.

Ohhhhh. They made Rosalina a baaaddie 🤩

It is my understanding that today’s Nintendo Direct will begin with a ritual sacrifice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He knows what he did and must pay for his sins.

Ganondorf showing up at the beginning of a Zelda game knowing damn well you ain’t doing jack about him for double digit hours.

Wowie, Windswept was a treat. I enjoyed the difference between how turtle and duck play and how they work in tandem. Makes for some VERY challenging platforming. It's out now. Check it out! (It's NOT all as hard as this section lol) #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev @weatherfell.bsky.social

The State of Play is over. It's time for Indie-licious! This week we're checking out Windswept by @weatherfell.bsky.social! It promises to be a tough platformer, but it's also got a pretty pixel art style featuring a turtle and duck duo. Come watch! #indiegame #indiegames #indiedev

Second Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls Closed PS5 Beta announced at Sony PlayStation State of Play Japan. It will run from December 5-7, 2025! #Marvel #FGC #Gaming

The sublime musical experience you all need.

For maximum alpha, eat the spiciest food you see at the banquet table, and then brag about how it's no big deal before you excuse yourself to the restroom to vomit.

Another banger out of Enhance Games. They just don't miss. Also, looking forward to just melting into another fantastic soundtrack by them.

Lumines Arise review: Hip to make squares

Gotta hand it to The Protectorate: Single-minded determination incarnate. Take this security technician. Gets his brains blown out, doesn’t flinch even the slightest, stays focused on the job. Silicon Valley would blush to see such self-sacrificing focus. #TheOuterWorlds2

"If liberals are so fuckin' smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?" The Democratic Party is one of the most pathetic organizations in the world.

Sony announces PlayStation State of Play Japan, airing tomorrow

Bon voyage, Conehead Kim. I hope your dumbass ruins a fifth marriage.

It would appear that f***-'n-suck Chuck Schumer has has proven me right once again.

The recent confusion over Kojima’s tastes in fan art is funny because if you played Death Stranding 2 and saw what happened to Higgs, you know there’s very little anyone could come up with that is weirder than what Kojima himself did to Higgs.

*throwing open my window like Scrooge on Christmas* “You there! Boy! I have defeated Fortnite. Inform the towns youths that I am a gamer, and not an olde. Quickly, and a pence for your trouble if sufficiently swift!”

When they called Ned “one of God’s strongest soldiers” I didn’t think Fortnite would take it quite so literal.

Virtua Fighter 5 REVO World Stage devs on the release & bridging the gap to the next game

More reasons to talk about #HyruleWarriors? You freaking bet. Proud to have joined Shea on the latest All Things Nintendo to gush about the things I love in Age of Imprisonment and discuss why I think the music and padding bring the game down a bit. Check it out!