How is he so good at this and how is everyone else so bad at it?

Live your life like today might be Rudy's last.

I have been privileged to watch as two silly little guys drinking wine and riffing in Dan's living room became two silly little guys who make a measurable impact in countering malicious disinformation. They deserve all their flowers and I will be eagerly watching their future endeavors.

Very easy to accomplish when the satellites are lifted, powered, and cooled by unicorn wings.

Britain: check out my cool stuff! Everywhere: Hey, isn't that my stuff? Britain: No, it's mine! I found it! Everywhere: Yeah, *you* found it inside *my* living room!

RETVRN, but for the British Museum, specifically.

I have been to a whole hell of a lot of breweries and I don't know any that would be upset if you brought your knitting and/or pens and made some cool art (though maybe leave the actual glitter at home since that is impossible to clean up).

I'm pretty sure no one is doing this. Don't they just do it to themselves sometimes? Maybe the smart cameras are smart enough to know when they're not needed and just kinda do that.

I have been left unsupervised tonight, which means I am eating an entire pizza and watching hockey in my pajamas. Things are good.

Okay so I made the mistake of actually interacting with some of Candace Owens's native content today and holy crap, is she okay? I knew she was crazy, I didn't realize she was "the commies are stealing our precious bodily fluids" crazy. That's next level insane.

Take 90 seconds out of your day to watch the Buffalo Sabres fans step in and save the rendition of the Canadian anthem after the singer has mic issues. It's good. 🦅♥️🦫 youtu.be/PdFvUMesJzA

46 years ago today Joy Division filmed "Love Will Tear Us Apart" music video in Manchester, England, April 28, 1980. Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart, 1995 Remastered Version (Official Video) #punk #punkrock #postpunk #joydivision #history #postpunkhistory #otd

🧵1/9 Recently released maps are showing “interstellar glaciers” inside the Milky Way. NASA’s SPHEREx mission has created wide IR maps of vast clouds of frozen water, carbon dioxide, and carbon monoxide spread across hundreds of light-years. It’s mind-blowing.🔭🧪⚛️ www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/interst...

Question: have there been more assassination attempts against Trump than, say, Obama or Bush? Excluding Butler, have those attempts been closer to succeeding? Was Butler a fluke? Is the Secret Service less successful at preventing attempts? I'm curious if there's good data and what that data shows.

Perhaps all these antics were just a way for Diego Pavia to be able to choose his real preferred team, the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

The self-parody defies parody.

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Critical support to the Waffle House workers that provide pre-fight, post-fight, and amidst-fight meals to both spectators and combatants. Medieval Times only dreams of such a spectacle.

"Tell me what it's like to live without curiosity, without awe." Letter to the Person who Carved His Initials into the Oldest Living Longleaf Pine in North America by Matthew Olzmann via @mayacpopa.bsky.social

Jerruh traded away two fifth round picks because the only fifth Jerruh needs is Johnny Blue.

Wait, so you're telling me that Sean Hannity left the Catholic Church back in the 2010s when they started actually cleaning up some of the child abuse stuff and now he's leaving again because a completely different child molester is starting beef with the pope? Check that dude's hard drive.

It's boy drag. The boys dress up as stronger, more powerful boys so they can experience gender euphoria and tell each other what strong boys they are.

Axios and CNN report Phelan was ousted over a dick measuring contest with Hegseth. It seems neither of them could handle measuring in at zero.

This is a diverging diamond and roundabout stan account. www.expressnews.com/news/article...

Baked potatoes are the worst way to eat a potato. You can still load them up with cheese and sour cream if you cut the potato up first, leaving it whole is just laziness.

[Interior, deregulated health care hospital. Patient is on the operating table with a femur sticking out of their body.] Patient: Sorry to be a bother, but do you price match the hospital in the next county? I have some quotes I'd like to go over.

The crows are alright, too.

I went out for a beer with a friend yesterday and passed two girls in birthday hats absolutely hollering along with Purple Rain on the sidewalk. I can confirm the kids are alright.

Macklin Celebrini is the future of hockey. He's already one of the best and he's only getting better.

Has anyone tried calling Gianni Infantino to see if we can get him to hand out the inaugural FIFA Medal of Honor?

Hey chat is it a good sign when you have to explain that your business is totally forreals legal and no one will get arrested for it?

Apparently no one in town sells the type of gear oil I need. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

What if we just completely killed Target as an example to the rest of the capitalists?

Thinking about how lit the queen's goodbye was and how much more lit it's going to be when it's not just the Irish, Caribbean, and Desis, but the whole world together. youtube.com/shorts/aRaUJ...

I'm very curious where those $100 came from, because we all know they didn't belong to that stingy turd. Campaign funds? The US Treasury? Marco Rubio's pocket? This bears investigation.

Love is blind, which is how I know CB Bucknor loves baseball.

I asked ChatGPT if this is true and it told me that burning down Sam Altman's house is the cure for depression.

He did the meme.

People belittle bean counters, but it is actually important to make sure, when your army is out marching around, to make sure it has enough beans.

I still didn't know what a Hasan Piker is and to be honest, I'm okay with that.

People using screws and MDF for their home improvement projects are wasting their time and money building stuff that they should have just bought from IKEA. If you can't even respect your work enough to use plywood, your work isn't worth the trouble it took to make.

It has come to my attention that I neglected to buy pasta for next week's pasta salad. You'd think I'd be better at being a grown up by now.

On the one hand, this dude will end up signing the most team-friendly deal in league history. On the other, you're going to have to deal with someone who thinks he knows how to run the whole organization top to bottom. Worth it?

Just one more lane, bro. Induced demand is a myth, like global warming and the female orgasm. One more lane will fix us. www.txdot.gov/about/newsro...

Y'all ever heard someone call Jimmy Carter the worst president of all time because he presided over a soaring cost of living, massive spikes in gasoline prices, and global embarrassment regarding diplomacy with Iran? Just thinking about that for no reason whatsoever.