Literally no better feeling than finding a gay guy doppelgänger of your straight crush… I found one of my gym buddy once and now we’ve been dating for 3 years 🙂‍↕️

Mila Kunis in “Wake Up Dead Man”:

Listening to Justin Bieber’s SWAG 2 and thought “why he kinda reheating Dijon / Mk.gee nachos?” then I look at the producing credits and… guess who put them in the air fryer !!

Me taking an online “do I have undiagnosed adult autism” test

“Traje, algo pa’ que tú te relajes…”

it’s really actually quite simple: oklou is like Clairo for the nonbinary bear trade whose “Mayhem” is Rosalia’s “LUX”

This new set has been soooo good to me so far 🤩✨ #PokemonTCGPocket

Longing for friendship but always forget to grasp it when it’s right in front of me anyone else familiar with that #flavor?

We need her to end the govt. shutdown

This is Just to Say I have stolen the gems that were in the Louvre and which you were probably showing to tourists Forgive me they were glittering so easy and so uninsured

It is actually sooo hard to make an Instagram post. No one talks about how difficult and challenging and taxing it is.

Had a long, stressful week of work, but then my rehearsal tonight got cancelled so I’ve been staying in on a Friday night cuddling with my hot bf as we both play the new Pokémon game— never kys!!

Hearing Cynthia Erivo’s “Eleka — Meleka UGH!” will heal me

15 runs in on Hades II and I got to Phase 2 of Chronos battle and had him down to half health wait I love this gaaaaame!!!

Oh ok slay #PokemonTCGPocket

Me describing the gameplay loop of Hades II

Enjoyed my first Folsom so much this weekend I love being geigh 🤗

the rapture is a hilarious idea that the american protestants made up in the mid 19th century as a way for chickenshit losers to spare themselves the miserable horrors they liked imagining for other people skipping suffering??? NOT VERY CATHOLIC TBH

Taking Tylenol after getting my COVID and flu shots today— aka the Autism Deluxe Combo Special 🤪

Shaking ass to Ravel’s “Boléro” for 15 minutes straight

6 Ho-Oh EX but still no immersive is crazy I hate this fuckin game lol

How it feels knowing bear couple oomfs have invited me and bear bf to a bear pool party this weekend 🤗

Everyone all day: Charlie died….. My clueless ass:

Wendy Williams-“oh she passed away? aww… aww… alright-“.MP4

secure your wig sis, mother Hilary Duff is coming

If I send u this it means I wanna karaoke later

Crazy how a weekend getaway to the woods with my lover and some 🍄🍫 lowkey fixed all my problems 🙂‍↕️

“Mas que nada Sai da minha frente que eu quero passar Pois o samba está animado O que eu quero é sambar!”

me after posting a letterboxd review waiting for my 15 followers to read them

Genuinely happy that the 7 year long development time was spent working at a leisurely pace, spending time with their families and flexing their creative muscles - with no pressure to expand their company, deliver sooner or read a single reddit post. Smartest people in our entire industry.

HOLLOW KNIGHT SILKSONG OUT IN 2 WEEKS!!! why aren’t more people screaming this from the mountaintops??

The screams I let out!! Best 10-pack pull luck I’ve had in a while 🥲 #PokemonTCGPocket

Eating tacos and thinking… I have an official statement to put out: Al pastor > Lengua > Birria > Carnitas > Carne Asada

realized that a popular nsfw account that I have been following on here is actually someone I hooked up with a couple years ago

Flea market I went to this morning was approximately 30% Labubu/Lafufu by volume it’s crazy

Did not realize my good sis Raven Lenae was carrying so hard with “Love Me Not”; she’s at #6 on the Hot 100 & has been charting for 19 weeks?? okayyyy!

feeling pumpyyyy 🏋🏽

bought my first labubu (I’m so unemployed rn)

hey there

New Katamari and new Octopath Traveler coming to Switch 2 oh we up!!

Liquid I.V. is manna from heaven kinda

noooo favorite local Thai restaurant don’t post AI art on your Instagram page ur sooo sexy & delicious 😭

DONT QUIT DIGGING YOU NEVER KNOW

Overcompensating S1E7 is perfection btw

IG obsessed with telling me I should get into Kava nectar

In my 30s era (I’m 30 years old today) 🥳

She’s so eclectic and fascinating I’m obsessed with her