Far out the spambots are worse today. No I don’t need an editor lol And I don’t want to see your 🐱either 🤣

Book is complete. Second revision pass done. Beta readers in place . Shits getting real 😳

“I didn’t realise we were saving lives today.”

Them: Oh you went to street pride? You didn’t say hi. Me: I … didn’t see you? Them: I saw you. 👀 Me: oh…. Ok, well why didn’t you say hi to me? Apparently my response was ‘aggressive’ ? Darl, that’s A-S-S-E-R-T-I-V-E .

Chihuahua dad duties down at the dog park. Carlos and all of his siblings in my arms. 😎🥰

My book is now 87% complete. A few more revision passes and I’ll be ready to format the fucker into an aesthetically pleasing look 😎💅🏾

The pressure to be extraordinary is a scam. go take a nap.

I hereby name thee: Bertha The Magnificent. As is tradition in my naming of all computer devices 😎 Now back to hours of reinstalling and updating drivers.

Morning chuckleheads of Bluesky, coming to you live from the church on church st.

Had a mole and a ‘not cancerous but not happy with it’ mark removed from my mid back today. 4 generous stitches on each . For pain relief? Apparently I need to ‘man up’ and just have Panadol. Thank goodness I still have an endone stash ☠️😳

Video: Uranus observations over 1 year - NASA/ESA JWST Space Telescope - From Andrea Luck (andrealuck.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2pUN7Ec

‘Coredio’ Wednesday workout. I am COOKED

Just heard mid decade Gen X’ers be called “Flannel Boomers” . Holy shit if this wasn’t accurate. 🤭😎

I really enjoy the data detail on Hevy. Super motivating and very clean interface without any ‘noise’ unless you want it.

Absolutely, positively, 100% true. Go offline. Read a book, touch grass, smell a tree. Jump on that plane, take photos but don’t post them until you return. Nobody cares and nobody should know.

Time to do some tagging (on a piece of cardboard at home, calm down).

So my pronunciation is certainly improving. Been using HelloChinese for a few weeks. I just wish these apps would understand that ‘Australian English accents’ don’t quite get the vowels in the right place. 🤭

It’s a bajillion degrees Celsius outside and this little brat insists on sunbaking

Looks like EK are restricting first class classic rewards via QF to silver status and above soon. Not that I ever have any chance of ever flying it anyway. A boy can dream tho.

Because it’s Friday, y’all deserve a selfie from the big fella in a bargain basement elevator 😎

Can they not?! Clippy 3.0 aka Copilot sucks llama balls. If you *must* use AI, Gemini Pro is where it’s at if you’re going to ask a robot to make a bloody spreadsheet 😏

Tonight’s underbear doorbitch is me

Jigged work yesterday to go do something most other locals jig work for 😊 #ausopen

Fanny Flaps It's 10:00PM

I’m going to try harder to post on here more often, so I can hopefully find relatable people and content via the butterfly algorithm. I still have xhitter because need it to keep work current, but it’s not enjoyable anymore. But this place isn’t much better. Lot of unhinged hostility here too 🤷🏽

Quite enjoying the data that the Hevy app spits out over time. I’ve had it on my phone for over a year now, but only seriously using it now. of course everything is a PB because of it 🤭 If you use it, feel free to lurk and follow.

The Beaurepaires Twink assisted me with my tyres.

Some afternoon sketching practice of a special friend. 😏

Chihuahua timeline cleanser

Wishing you a merry Syphilis and a happy Gonorrhea 😎

This really should have been the 2026 colour of the year pick 😅🤭

Not me spending the morning planning another 2 week trip to China. This time looking at Guangzhou, Nanjing, Chengdu, exit via Shenzen and out via Hong Kong.

I heard you like silly boys with big arms on boats.

Me giving myself a medal for this year:

Slowly defecting from meta products (except Insta because need it for work) . Also changing my handle here for consistency, no more blue nuts. Feel free to lurk and add me on the masto joint: mastodon.social/@rudellama

Home for the week with the little one as he recovers from the snip. He’s being extra smoochy despite the cone frustrating him. I can tell he’s not feeling great. A lot of sleeping is occurring.

I Fingered A Dolphin It's 11:00AM

Making some cursed tee shirt ideas: You can tell I didn't use a robot, because my photoshopping onto the model is absolutely awful 😅

Me, having to go back on linkedin to look for a job 🙃

Doing my obligatory check in on the free range bird cloud. Hi 👋🏿

IYKYK 🤭

Happy Halloween 🎃😈👻 Love, Carlos.

Someone’s waiting patiently for their poached egg and small piece of toast. 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

Spending the afternoon researching how to buy a small apartment in a foreign country where I won't have to deal with white aussie boomers as neighbours. How's your friday ?

Someone is six months old today 🖤🥹 And his very unwell dad also says hi 👋🏿

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

Current mood

Learning about the art of Ikebana composition this week. Better than being consumed by brainrot content. 😎

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

Had a really good day, and Carlos enjoyed day care. So here’s a selfie for your viewing enjoyment.