The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.

JPMORGAN: “.. rising delinquencies on some loans are raising concerns about lower-income households. For example, the 60+ day delinquency rate on subprime auto loans reported by Fitch has recently hit a record high ..” $F $GM $CVNA

"vote yes to robots" - these people are idiots. www.businessinsider.com/proxy-firm-p...

Tesla’s Autopilot safety data is getting worse

Lankford was in the Senate when the Intelligence Committee wrote its giant report concluding that Russiagate was not a hoax, and it's criminal negligence by CNN to let him say this on air with no pushback.

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

“.. News on Wednesday that lender PrimaLend filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection may have been the final straw for many shareholders. PrimaLend specializes in financing car dealerships that lend to subprime borrowers.” $CVNA down 11% @barrons.com www.barrons.com/articles/car...

The Sycophant Speaker Method of Cowardice: "Not my lane" "Never heard of it" "I need details" "Gotta read up"

From last week’s high ticks ASTS -34% RGTI -41% OKLO -41% QBTS -42% CRML -55%

Almost above all I look forward to the trials and convictions for those in this administration responsible for murdering fishermen and others without evidence or due process.

Why is Will Smith, Lionel Messi, and Rafael Nadal speaking at the same event with Trump next month? Did they know before they were booked?

ACKMAN, on @cnbc.com this am: “Trump is the most pro-business President in history.” Everyone else:

An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...

Look, the Times was obviously unable to confirm at time of publication what the brown liquid that looked like diarrhea and that appeared to have been dumped from an AI-generated jet fighter by the president of United was intended to represent in his mind.

Feels like, between .. 1. “No Kings” rally 2. Benioff apologizing 3. Young Republicans getting suspended 4. Universities rejecting White House “contracts” .. authoritarianism got something of a margin call this week.

“.. It was not immediately clear where the funding for the jets came from.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...

Hasan: The great irony is of course that Donald Trump is the son of an immigrant. The grandson of an immigrant and married to an immigrant. In fact two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

For the first time in more than 100 years, Chinook salmon have been spotted at the confluence of the Sprague and Williamson rivers in Chiloquin, the government seat of the Klamath Tribes in Southern Oregon.

The 30-second video from the National Republican Senatorial Committee is raising alarms among many observers who warn it crosses a new boundary in politics and could unleash a flood of AI-generated deepfake attack ads.

As long as we don't think about all the people who lost jobs for tweeting, "hey, this Charlie Kirk guy seems to have been a racist?"

“There are only three good kings in America: Gayle, Stephen, and Burger.” #NoKings

Sweet

SF Chronicle joins the LA Times in confirming MeidasTouch’s reporting

Rogan is going to get tapped out quick. www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-newsom...

“Stabilizing Argentina is ‘America First’.” 🇦🇷 🇺🇸

EISMAN: Tesla’s earnings “are down 60% from 2022 through 2025. And the stock is slightly higher. .. “.. it’s a cult.” @electrek.co $TSLA electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...

Kolanovic speaks.

“Our country has never been hotter.” 🤡 @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/trump-tariffs

Waiting on those $1000 tariff rebate checks. 🤡

“.. Oh, we've entered the ‘shooting priests’ phase of the Glorious Trump Revolution. Good to know.” - @therickwilson.bsky.social

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

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> @governor.ca.gov

TIRED: The 2019 farmer bailout 🤡 WIRED: The 2025 farmer bailout 🤡 @politico.com @cnbc.com www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

FORD CEO, on the EV business: “.. it's going to be smaller, way smaller than we thought .. I wouldn't be surprised that the EV sales in the U.S. go down to 5%." @cnbc.com $F www.cnbc.com/2025/09/30/f...

Lol.

Had to happen. What a shitty timeline.

Dropped my disney/espn/hulu plan. Jimmy, looking forward to your new show.