Going to remake Balls in Yo Jaws with the MGS:PW vocaloid

RIP cboyardee

I'm 1 week late but I just now updated my website to make it say 2026 instead of 2025

Today's Wordle isn't a fucking word it's a Mario 64 sound effect

I can't tell if I smell food cooking or if it's my laptop melting to death.

Spotify Wrapped

It's almost 2019

For Christmas I got a calligraphy kit, calligraphy book, Breaking Bad shirt, and kit kats. It wasn't a gift technically but I also got a bunch of broken Elgin pocket watches that I will repair at least one of. Happy Honda Days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They got Shrek the Halls on Crunchyroll

Opened the new AVGN and skipped straight to the Bin Laden part

New meme 1225

I am on xmpp: ‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮gro[tod]rawediwdlrow[ta]odnammoktimov

I donut have Spotify so here is my last.fm """""""""wrapped"""""""""

I'm not shitting myself you are

You can freeze small bodies of water in Hexen if you shoot them long enough with the Frost Shards.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A NEW TIMESPLITTERS GAME AND IT'S ON PC?!??!????

Nov. 25, 1925: Patricia Frances Noon, age 6 months, is being raised as a golf baby by her mother, Frances Noon, winner of this year's Wilshire Country Club women's tournament in Los Angeles. At 2 weeks old she was made the youngest country club member in the U.S.

Im doing great so far tonight

I am quite fond of Quasimorph

How come Hideo Kojima can't repost Death Stranding mpreg art on both here and Twitter

I am going to start calling all extra lives "Replacement Harrys" from now on

This is my 400th skeet

I want a file manager that can organize files like a booru

I think I would buy this game if a really wrinkly looking Mohamed Atta showed up in it and his portrait was just a trace of his FBI photo and didn't match the game's art style at all

A surprising number of people on videogame discussion forums don't actually seem to enjoy playing videogames, and only continue to post there because they vaguely remember liking one before the divorce.

Today I woke up, passed out, woke up again, vomited twice, went back to sleep, woke up again, ate spaghetti, drew pictures on my 2DS, and watched Seinfeld.

Here is the Frankie MacDonald Action Figure im holding in my hand right now

Kojima has his own Venom

I have a theory that people who recommend esoteric Linux distros to people leaving Windows are secretly gatekeeping Linux by convincing noobs they need a phd in knowing everything in order to install Linux even though normal distros like Linux Mint and Ubuntu exist

I'm in my Ozempic era

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr. Krabs considered harmful by FSF. Richard Stallman demands the Krabby Party secret formula be open sourced.

This shit gave me a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline

(WIP) cobbling another quick halloween-themed doom weapon (frankensteined together from a combination of existing assets and a a couple bits i drew on my own) - its a chaingun cannon that shoots stale candy corn

look @ this

They're banning Paradox Interactive

@profanity.accountant I think I asked you before already but I forgor what I got

I finally mowed over the Welch's Fruit Snacks wrapper that was on my front lawn for 3 months.

but now, through the power of artificial intelligence, Madea can finally meet Ernest

Indie devs need to stop being nostalgic for PSX / N64 graphics and start making games that have Polar Express graphics like GTA4 and Dead Rising

I dread the day community notes get added to this website

It’s 9/11 where i am so let me be the first to post it