I don’t know what this meme is about waiting for Half-Life 3 to be announced today is, but I do have an opinion on it. My opinion is: stop having fun.

Whenever somebody gets cancelled I usually end up forgetting exactly why they were cancelled and I default to assuming they were a pedophile. Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.

Pro tip for duping your Taco Bell order: 1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell. 2. Completely take down Cloudflare. 3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!

I really hope these Metroid Prime 4 leaks are actually an incredibly elaborate hoax. But deep down, I know they’re not.

Just a reminder that there is no possible reality where a live action Legend of Zelda movie is anything but shit.

I don’t really know what Marvel Rivals is, but based solely on fan produced content I’m assuming it’s a homoerotic porno game.

He’s seen too much death. Too much suffering.

I finally watched the Super Mario Galaxy movie trailer. I’m not really thrilled about them casting Jared Leto as Waluigi.

Firefox why the fuck did you delete my desktop shortcut and replace it with an exe? What is this virus-ass shit what the fuck do you think you’re doing?

Oh man. I haven’t touched my Valve Index in years but I’m kind of itching for the new Steam Frame headset. They haven’t said how much it costs yet, have they?

That thing that cops do when they think you’re drunk & ask you to say the alphabet backwards really worries me. I could never do that, not on my best day at my prime. My brain doesn’t work that way, the alphabet isn’t stored that way in my brain.

Is the entire internet down again?

As I’m checking out at Walgreens: Cashier: Hey you mess with computers? Me: Yea. Cashier: You know how to hack?

I saw a headline that the PlayStation Portal is getting an update to allow cloud gaming. What the fuck do you mean it couldn’t do that before? lmfao that bitch cost $200 and you couldn’t even play games on it without owning another $500 console?

I’m really glad that fish can’t scream.

Why doesn’t Batman just kick the Joker in the balls as hard as he can over and over? That wouldn’t violate his no kill policy.

In Super Mario 64, Mario has a half inch wide hole in his underwear over the right butt cheek.

What happens when a Pokémon trainer forgets a Pokémon in their pokeball in a pants pocket and puts it through a wash cycle? What if an occupied pokeball gets dropped and rolls down a storm drain or a deep crevice? What if a trainer with tons of Pokémon in the storage system dies of old age?

No, random app or website. I’m not going to set up a passkey. I’m going to keep using my password, that I have full control of, and understand how it works.

I was buying some batteries on Amazon and I decided to ask the Amazon AI for help.

Wow look at how funny everybody is. Everybody is really funny.

Nintendo’s monster capturing patent was rejected by the patent office! QUICK! Everybody go catch a monster RIGHT NOW while we still can! They could re-submit a modified patent at any moment!!!

What do you meaaaan there’s a new Animal Crossing update? I don’t want to FUCKING go baaaaaack.

I don’t know when they started allowing web browsers to copy things into the user’s clipboard but that shit has to be one of the stupidest technology decisions ever made.

Yesterday on stream I was talking about a place my mom used to take me at the mall when I was a kid to get a delicious pastry. I was lamenting about how that pastry place was long gone. Today I find out the entire fucking mall has been closed and abandoned for years.

I genuinely hope nobody is trying to preserve the Nintendo Switch eShop games. 98% of this shit deserves to become lost media.

If you render SUPER MARIO dancing over a video, and you’re not Snapchat… you WILL go to jail and probably die bsky.app/profile/mari...

What if there was just a really big tall steroid muscle guy who went to compete in fighting game tournaments and his whole thing is he tells his opponents that if they don’t let him win that he will beat them up?

If you look in here it’s just Mario spreading his cheeks.

I know it’s a cliche, but we had all day breakfast at McDonalds. Fuck everything sucks so much now.

The absolute MAD MAN

It would really be great to not always have to feel like I’m at the mercy of 900 billionaires supported by 77 million extremely stupid and/or extremely hateful assholes.

I just can’t find it in me to feel bad for people who were treating Counter-Strike 2 skins like a stock market.

How fast does the “Run Ad” button work on Twitch? If a titty streamer was like “I know what you guys really want.” and then started to lift her shirt but just before her tits pop out she presses the ad button, would that work?

We are well past the point for it being okay to still be using Twitter if you’re not a shit person. If it’s because your friends are there, you really couldn’t coordinate moving elsewhere in 3 years? If it’s for business, what kind of fucked up clientele do you have?

You know, maybe hosting the entirety of the internet on just 2 or 3 different “cloud” services wasn’t such a good idea after all.

Todd Howard beet red and gritting his teeth as his people press the “Post” button on this not-tweet. bsky.app/profile/fall...

Watching someone play Pokemon Legends dumb name and all of the dialogue scenes look like unfinished placeholders that are supposed to be replaced by real cutscenes later in development. But later in development never happened.

Vegetables spoiler, don’t read if you haven’t done all the vegetables yet. Canned spinach is gross, Popeye is a fucking maniac.

Bad news today for anybody who watches me stream LIVE ON TWITCH.TV/RC64 EVERY TUESDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY. I won’t be streaming today, baby slept stupid so her nap is gonna be all messed up. Hopefully she sleeps better next Saturday.

I miss this bitch like you wouldn’t believe.

I really fucking hate this thing boomers do where they refuse to wear glasses when they clearly need them. The desktop icons on your computer are 3 inches wide and you can’t type a coherent sentence without auto-correct. Wear your fucking glasses. It’s horrifying that you’re allowed to drive.

Did you know Xbox just released their first handheld? What? No, it can’t play Xbox games. You FUCKING IDIOT why would you think that you STUPID ASS.

I know this is weird but after watching someone play the Bubsy 4D demo I’m now more interested in playing that than I am in playing DK Bananza.

I keep wanting to make angry posts on here about what’s pissing me off but instead check this out:

I don’t understand WhatsApp. Do Android phones and countries that aren’t the United States not have text messaging?

There needs to be a Steam Deck Mini. Playing with the regular Steam Deck looks like you’re trying to crush a toy of the 1989 Batmobile.