Fable delayed to who cares

If I have to call the ZX Spectrum the Zed X Spectrum then British people should be forced to say ess en ee ess instead of Snezz.

Do not fall for this. Sonic The Hedgehog is not real. He will NOT be there live. bsky.app/profile/soni...

Steam Deck prices just shot the fuck up. I guess NEVERMIND about the Steam Machine and the Steam Frame or whatever. There’s zero chance they will be affordable at this point.

A comfy farming game except the main character is shit at farming and everything else they do so everybody slowly starts to hate them and ostracize them and eventually all the towns folk drive them out of town and they have to survive in the wilderness being hunted for sucking so much.

Help me choose a handheld. I’m trying to decide between an AYN Thor and a box of spaghetti. I want to be able to play both light PC games and light marinara sauce.

Just witnessed the Pokémon card scalping thing for the first time. Roughly 2 dozen scummy looking men in their 30s all waiting for Target employees to stock the shelves. Fucking pathetic.

You can just buy a karate black belt on Amazon for like $10 you don’t even have to try.

Saw somebody write “the opacity” when they meant to say “the audacity”.

Hmm, people kind of liked that weird baby Yoda thing we did on that Star Wars media product investment. Oh, I know! Let’s drill it into the ground as hard as we fucking can!

I don’t have any good images of Mario these days :/

Saw a headline that said “The surprising story behind the first British person in space”. I didn’t click it or read the article. Instead I immediately thought of this:

With Tomodachi Life’s success it really makes me question why the fuck Nintendo did this shit 4 years ago.

God I hate HDR. Watching a video on my phone and because it’s (I’m assuming?) HDR it’s darkening the rest of my phone so the video looks brighter. Why would anybody fucking want this?

I get that all Mario games are for children. But why did they have to make the new Yoshi game for diaper babies?

I can’t leave my fascist owned X corp concentration camp! All my friends are there!

CRT shaders for retro games are against my religion.

Somebody unfollowed me when I said the Steam controller screams if you show it your penis.

The new Steam controller has an easter egg where it screams if you show it your penis.

You ever just eat some animal crackers? Shits bangin.

Do I stream at 9 or 10 on Tuesdays? I don’t fucking remember.

Bring him back.

The nation’s top researchers have decisively concluded: Chinese places that serve orange chicken with orange rind on top or mixed in are the FUCKING worst.

You know those scam ass graded video games encased in acrylic? How do we know they aren’t being used to smuggle drugs? Encased in thick ass plastic how would anybody know?

With how expensive every FUCKING thing is and prices of consoles going up instead of down I feel like those game streaming services that Sony and Microsoft offer for their console games would be a decent idea now if they weren’t also overcharging for the streaming service.

If you’re making a video game and you make something bigger so the player can see it Mario will come to your house and he WILL kill you bsky.app/profile/mari...

HA! You called me a dumb ass for buying one on launch and not opening the box! Guess what? I’m in the money now AND I’m depressed about the downward spiral of society! 📈 bsky.app/profile/euro...

Thinking about how my daughter doesn’t know who Shrek is. She’s two.

graphiscs

I didn’t even know they were doing a Nintendo Direct today. Unfortunately it looks like somebody at Nintendo put Star Fox in an Unreal engine demo and they decided to sell it.

Thinking about this PSP TV adapter which was a real retail product but was just a camera that points at the PSP’s screen.

I downloaded the Metal Gear Solid 2 source code and now the government is calling me.

My startup company that specializes in cooling data centers with piss.

Was trying to update my hacked Switch using my dinky old MacBook and apparently “Replace” and “Merge” mean different things when copying folders. Now I have to redo it. Really glad Mac has to be special and have a “fuck everything up” option that Windows doesn’t have.

Why the fuck is Garry’s Mod 2 full of hot dog people? Who thought that was even remotely close to a good idea?

You can just buy a stethoscope on Amazon or whatever and walk around in public wearing it around your neck. People will think you’re important or smart. Nobody can stop you.

I’d be upset about the PS5 30 day online DRM thing. I would be, but there aren’t any modern console games worth playing.

Somebody needs to tell CVS corporate that having 3 self check in registers at the pharmacy but still only one pharmacy technician does NOT mean that that one technician can now magically serve all 3 customers at once.

A rom hack of Ocarina of Time that adds blue 3d tits to Navi’s orb. The rest of her body is still a 2d orb.

So Robotnik is trying to catch Sonic so he can eat him right? Like Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner?

Buck Bumble gets a remake from a real studio but Gex gets nothing but a shitty emulation pack. bsky.app/profile/argo...

Do you ever think about how fucked up it is that GTA V runs on PS3?

The next hot fashion trend will be untied shoelaces but the shoelaces are like 6 feet long. The more fashionable people will have like 30 laces hanging from their shoes and they will be even longer.

Browser add-on to change the YouTube “Not interested.” button to “I don’t fucking care.” or “Don’t ever show this to me again you piece of shit.”

Having one of those my steak is too juicy my lobster too buttery moments Ordered a bento box from a hibachi place expecting a skimpy serving of noodle & shrimp with tons of veggie filler. I wanted something lighter No veggies at all & I swear theres more noodle & shrimp in here than exist on Earth

Problem with BlueSky is you can’t search for anything without getting porn. I was searching for “Steam arm” to see anything about Valve releasing arm support for Proton and instead I get various porn posts, almost none of which have anything to do with steam or arms.

Apparently the corrupt mods investigated themselves and found themselves innocent lol It would be nice if the internet can have an attention span longer than 2 weeks and hold people accountable. bsky.app/profile/rock...

Steam knows me very well