It’d be rad if Amyl and the Sniffers drank in the city after their show. That venue is in the suburbs.

An advertisement played during my Ma’s episode of Bold & the Beautiful. Here’s a snippet of my chat with Paramount+

Happy Memorial Day! I live in the country about 30 minutes away from St. Louis. I’m full of medium rare deer chops and Schnuck’s bratwurst. #MemorialDay #StL

Love my new little torture room 🖤 (Cat hair is just goth girl sprinkles)

There are many Fanhausen’s of @danhausen.bsky.social, but very few are Uppercut Crew.

Here’s my song I wrote about losing my last job: When I’m alone in my room I hear my conscious call. Wondering if I should’ve put that “Abolish ICE” sticker on the special ed wall. I need love, girl.

In May of 2018, Free Comic Book Day, I picked this up, saw a Marvel movie to kill time, then saw @harikondabolu.bsky.social headline in St. Louis at Helium. He was delighted to sign this comic!

Did you see Nintendo has lost nearly half its market value this year? That’s how I’m explaining how Trump has affected the economy to millennials and younger now.

Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

They still haven’t passed a law where Teaching Assistants get paid unemployment during the summer because they’re less valued than teachers, bus drivers, and cafeteria workers. Appreciate that billionaire.

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week, Illinois. It's an opportunity for all of us to admire the talent and creativity that our teachers bring to their classrooms — you are the heart and soul of our communities. To all of our teachers, thank you for believing in our children.

I want to see the president drink a glass of RFK Jr’s pee on live tv and encourage his followers to copy him. I bet at least 15% of our population would do it immediately.

Imagine if @countvoncount.org and @danhausen.bsky.social met.

Ugh, this book The Gay Science by Nietzsche isn’t nearly gay enough. He’s kinda emo.

I gave away most of my Star Wars toys today. I didn’t realize what day it was. I’m not interested in the new movie, but I hope the fans enjoy it.

I am not an autograph guy. While packing I found @jpwarhorse.bsky.social @danhausen.bsky.social and Dr. Death Steve Williams autographs strewn about my house.

I wish there was an app like this, but we all agreed Trump was horrible so we never talked about him.

The legendary 2.5+ hour Assembly Cut of Joe Dante's GREMLINS is real, and it just screened in Los Angeles. Here's everything we know about the rough extended cut that star Zach Galligan calls "a total revelation": bloody-disgusting.com/movie/394943...

*pushes glasses up bridge of my nose… Who Framed Roger Rabbit is based in 1947. Yet in the final scene where the toons gather to see the gruesome remains of Judge Doom, they included Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner. Who were not created until 1949. Did the last just expect us to notice this nonsense?

I saw Sex Mex’s 1st show in St. Louis tonight.

uwu type beat (live) as chronicled on “fuck this band: live at the chapel” available now exclusively on bandcamp this bandcamp friday 🤍🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍⚧️🤍

I found my vintage @danhausen.bsky.social shirt while packing up to move. I’m not a merch guy, but it has a lot of sentimental value.

I watch Gunsmoke so much with Ma that I understood the #Trump Matt Dillon reference. She’s the reason she registered to vote. We’re not fans of his.

The ALA says 4,235 titles were challenged at libraries across the country – the second-highest year on record. Forty percent of the challenged works involved LGBTQ+ subjects or the experiences of people of color. n.pr/4vFxjvp

SCARY MOVIE celebrates 4/20 with a new poster. It's gonna be lit. Only in theaters June 5.

The guy who I wanted to retain his title did! ¡EL MEJOR DEL MUNDO! ¡PENTA! ¡Número uno en WWE y AAA! ¡Cero miedo! #Wrestling #Lucha

Today's number is Four Hundred Twenty! AH AH AH!

New @ekkoastral.bsky.social live album! W00t!

NEXT SATURDAY: Join Cori and the team for our Spring Canvass Kickoff in North County OR Join STL-DSA to canvass in South City Together, we’ll talk to neighbors across the St. Louis area to build the movement!

Trump is bothering the most powerful Jewish man from Illinois and the most powerful Catholic man from Illinois simultaneously. Who would advise him to do this?

Hall's late-night show gave hip-hop a home on TV and helped propel Bill Clinton to the White House. "I wanted to do this show that didn't exist when I was a kid," he says. Hall's memoir is Arsenio. n.pr/3NYuYux

How many of y’all like Rock and Roll and giving money to @coribush.bsky.social? #StLouis

We make so much space and so many excuses and so much accommodation for aberrant male sexuality that we have a literal r*pist and a pedoph*le for a president. And it’s even more of a crime to use those actual words than it is for him to hold the highest office in the world.

Is @danhausen.bsky.social going to have Paul Entertainment Helmsley pay for Converge to play at wrestling mania in Detroit?

Commissioned illustration, @danhausen.bsky.social as his own horror manga.

I mean, you don't really need a translator

It’s happening

#WWE #AEW #Sports #Entertainment #Wrestling #SportOfKings #UFC #MMA #MarchMadness

So he's not dead then

Everybody supportive of mental health til the mental illness symptoms show up

What’s your favorite Cryptid?

I just ordered a pound of double dipped chocolate nuts. If allowed I will sell them immediately prior to the performance of Truck Nuts at @superfunyeahyeah.bsky.social shows. Buy your Certified* Truck Nuts for 75 cents a handful. My hands are very dainty & usually clean. *certification pending

This one got by me but I definitely wrote about why canceling Chucky was a bad idea and it’s up at @horrorpress.com. horrorpress.com/tv/12816/can...

I wonder if a certain flavor of Christianity is popular in the American south because of it being a relatable. Their God being their father AND their brother! So down to earth and commonplace in some counties and parishes… I’ve been led to believe. I’m too afraid to Google it!

Join me next weekend in Florissant as we continue growing the momentum we need to win Missouri’s 1st Congressional District. Together, our movement will bring the values of everyday St. Louisans to Washington as we fight for quality healthcare, good jobs, and the education that our children deserve.