🇬🇧 Honest UK Train Ad

Gordon vying for a John Friday sponsorship

Spence not shaking partey’s hand 💙

@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social in it for life (and a tea towel). How bad was Max’s yesterday when you literally spent hours talking about people’s toilet habits 😂

People moaning about Emma Hayes doing punditry when Giroud can barely string a sentence together.

@noscoredraws.com have you done Van Hecke with his shiner yet? Asking for a recently announced transfer friend

had a bizarre thought I should make baba ghanoush, which I haven't done for years as I was walking to the shop. It so happened they had aubergines on sale. They're roasting in the air fryer right now.

Apparently Wayne Mardle is spurs and that cheered me up. His commentary at the World Cup is great fun.

Loved this. It’s got a rare treasure threatened to be stolen by a prolific thief, a master detective, disguises and a whodunnit.

Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.

the magpies who come to take the piss out of the cats brought a friend today. Now there's three of them laughing at the cats.

Someone’s been sleeping on his chirpy cushion all day

Children’s game company making games for intended market and not for entitled middle aged blokes shocker.

My fucking gooner neighbours are having a party.

Someone check on Lincoln fans

Whoever said time is linear has t been to a spurs match

My bum is hurting anyway after falling on my tail bone but this game does nothing to make it better.

Anyone moaning about the heat: shut your trap. We all had to go through endless months of cold damp weather. It’s one day. You look like muppets.

Russia hacked into real users’ Bluesky accounts to post fake content, the social media platform said.

Had some washing machine repair people come check the installation of a new machine we got recently. Gary, usually acting like Billy big bollocks was taken aback. Might join him behind the couch on Sunday.

I hope whoever collapsed after the game is ok. We know many of the home and away crowd and worried sick.

Referees are just there to excuse the bias. This is a joke

why is it that cafe's and restaurants can be so lax with GF labelling? if it's made in the same kitchen it's not GF. You wouldn't sell something as peanut free that's been made in the same environment and may contain traces of peanuts.

Up and down the high road they put this. Who the fuck signed this off?!

saw a seagull eat a pigeon on my way into the office one day. told you commuting is bad.

FYI, Neil Gaiman appears to be lurking around Bsky again All are encouraged to block: bsky.app/profile/neil...

I’ve always had a soft spot for Newcastle

What the hell indeed Graham.

Italy could be from the 80’s.

Why has no one told me how extremely (cute and) memeable aardwolves are?

Sure. Nothing to do with the council selling off several community buildings to private developers for peanuts, with undisclosed connections to parties involed. Or several cases of fraud. haringeycommunitypress.co.uk/2026/05/12/p...

MAFS is mostly (which notable exceptions) I don’t understand how she’s single/ I completely understand why he’s single

This came up in my memories and still makes me laugh

Here he is, the highest he’s ever been after we pushed him up there when he tried, bless, but clung to the edge like a sack of potatoes completely missing the mark.

Have discovered Gary can't jump good. It's as gracious as blancmange escaping a bowl. More of a an upwards flop.

Having a blast. A neighbour shared some advice on the ventilation system that regulates circulation in our building. Each flat has their own unit. several neighbours have now messed with their units after the advice, and it turns out it was Chatgpt and completely wrong. Someone's getting lynched.

Been waking up with a stiff shoulder for a few days. Discovered why this morning. Turns out she sleeps there every day.

Don’t agree. So much was sloppy. First half we played like we already had safety.

Club did a half time tribute for fans that passed away, including a number of children and some joker submitted “mahope forthateem” and the club included that. We really do everything half arsedz

There are many, many reasons why Zack Polanski’s *share early, share often* social media policy is incredibly stupid, but this is just the latest. (H/T @adamlangleben.bsky.social)

Look, it’s catman and bobbins

If you can’t follow why I wouldn’t cheer for a club that protected and played child rapists, despite their unquestionable talent (like someone just suggested) then by all means you need your hard drive checked.

People who hate de zerbi but cheer on a club of wife beaters, child rapists and otherwise assorted criminals because Harry plays there 🤮

Celebrity sabotage is silly fun tv perfect for a Sunday. Huge props to the costume department, some of the work they did was incredible

Joining a darts league has been a great decision. I only really started playing last year in a more serious way and am now ending my first season on 5th minimum, 4th if my last game goes my way. Been a nice way meeting new people and getting the thrill of victory where spurs have let me down.

ICYMI: Getting a gambling licence in Gibraltar usually takes three to six months. Fifa's new prediction markets partner, owned by the Abu Dhabi royal family, got its licence nine days after it was incorporated - and one day after it sponsored the Fifa Series 2026. josimarfootball.com/2026/04/24/a...

Tottenham Furball Casual

In a local pub and people are partying as if we made a final. This club needs pest control to come and smoke this shit out. Imagine dancing when you’re going down. Wankers.

Reminder: don’t pin your mental well being on a football club that wouldn’t piss in you if you were on fire. Channel your energy into something positive instead of dwelling on something you can’t change.