Went to see family after Frankfurt. 1 h train ride away. Took D I to a bar that’s been here since I was a kid. Owner comes chatting. Tell him my family name “oh your family used to run a cinema, watched easy rider and my first sex films there” Awkward but the most German thing he could’ve said.

The real traitor. Even wears a little cloak

I’m already on the second funeral fundraiser for someone under 25 this year and 2026 can seriously fuck off.

Sleeps 4

Makeshift roomba

based on my season ticket price, I worked out it cost me £350 each to watch us win at home in the prem, and people wonder why St holders are fucked off with this.

I know some people are cynical about everything now and just say “eh, what do you expect” at every new low, but really this is just astonishing and outrageous, and I don’t think we should shrug at that www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Found out today we lost @cymruollie.bsky.social and I’m so infinitely sad. What a lovely guy he was. Love goes out to everyone who knew him x

was meant to send some technical documentation to a new client, but the link didn't copy. instead I sent this.☠️

Dortmund play like they haven’t watched us all season.

The cremation/funeral ads before heading out to spurs really put a nice frame on this evening

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

100% accurate www.instagram.com/reel/DToiPGj...

Watching g vintage spurs. Even Teams that were mid table played like they wanted it. Do the current lot even like football?

Nevermind the shocking home record which is unacceptable for a club that waffled about winning the premier league in summer, losing to the worst team at home in the league who fancy themselves our rivals, playing like the ball were the Epstein files, falling g over, giving the ball away in a derby.

One of my mates who goes home and away has so far spent 10k for travel and tickets. He’s fucked off with how poor we are. If players would like to pick him as the issue, please help yourselves. He’s got a word or two.

We all float down here Thomas

Someone stretcher me out of here

We go again. West Ham game and people never seen before fighting with stewards.

at work we developed a partner checklist to avoid issues with new clients, it works 100% at all times when followed, so instead of using this for a new partner, sales decided to completely ignore it and created a huge mess for me to clean up. Happy fucking Friday.

Played first league game of darts as a solo player. Lost 4-6 whilst on a checkout in a best of 10. Gutted but also buzzing.

Gallagher's so Spurs, even his dog's tongue is blue.

why do we expect a club, that regularly sends wrong information, prints the wrong date on a limited edition shirt they then oversell by accident, a club that sends out the wrong number of tickets for a cup in which we gain go out on a whimper to get manager appointments right?

Just watched last night’s traitors. I need a lie down.

Only Tottenham would have an official Hair transplant partner in Turkey 😭

It's good the NHS wasted money on this instead of councils just gritting the roads.

Signed up for a solo darts league in addition to the team I play in. Absolutely bricking it.

Don’t have the energy to be mad about football right now. Instead I enjoy Gary the grump letting the baby rest her trotter on his head.

I really feel for Gabby Logan, imagine finding out your father died while doing live broadcast with the nation watching. It's heartbreaking.

Regardless of manager, our passing is terrible. It’s like we’re surprised there’s another team on the pitch. And that’s on the players.

Doing a Meliz cooks style broad bean stew. Maybe that’ll warm us up. It’s Baltic here.

Cat tripped me up as I came out of the shower, fell face first into door frame and broke my nose.

If you’re at a game for the first time, good for you. But for the love of god don’t shove your camera into people’s faces.

Nanananananana ally pally wasp pally wasp ally pally wasp 🎶

Got two of the most exciting players since Taylor in the final, but some accountant in a buzz lightyear suit decides to boo them after paying hundreds to watch them.

Hope everyone is watching the darts tonight. If it’s half as good as last night it’ll still be an amazing watch.

Littler has got his work cut out for him tomorrow. That was special.

Very confused cat here as there’s lots of shouting about Gary.

Van Veen is something else. Him and Anderson are a joy to watch right now.

It’s hard hitting headlines like these that really make you value good journalism.

#book1 for the year

Yeah I don’t think so

The Guardian slating a Brosnan vehicle because of his "baffling" Irish accent is both incredibly funny and gringe worthy.

Kakapo are amazing birds. 1) flightless but not aware of it (which makes conservation more difficult) 2) incredibly good smelling, which is why they used to be hunted for feathers 3) terrible at mating dances, so they just tidy a path to their nest hoping a lady will be impressed by their cleaning.

I’m told you either love it or hate it there

Full price, half view 😍

The most tedious of the genre of making things things they don’t like their personality are the ones who do this with Christmas songs. Easy to avoid and blank out if so inclined and yet. Just look at these window lickers.

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

These two been lying like this most of the day. It’s so nice to see how inseparable they are.