That was one of the worst away days I’ve been to. And getting bullied for a scarf I didn’t buy topped it all off.

En route to collecting my free spurs scarf.

Phil Ellis was absolutely brilliant? My mouth hurts from laughing.

Big shout out to @sohotheatre.bsky.social, whenever we want to watch a show that’s sold out, their ticket office has been really good in sorting us out via the waiting list. Staff do a great job there. Looking forward to the Phil Ellis show this weekend!

Chatting to a colleague about his upcoming travel in SEA and I'm jealous. I miss this little guy

Did Praga worry to flag would disturb their sorry little shirt display?

Spurs capitulating to opposition bigotry like this is shameful.

I sent a complaint about the club's decision to pander to this, in case anyone wants to follow suit ask.tottenhamhotspur.com/hc/en-us/req...

It’s done!

Yeah bois

Daniel levy has a new career as a Brooklyn plumber defending the mushroom kingdom

Oh the irony of a race horse called “Rob the Rich”

The tree is up! And so are some of my favourite ornaments. Question is how long for?

Hope we stuff it to Saudi fc www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

No more Romero slander please

We’re a Tottenham Hotmess

If you think match going fans deserve this shit, unfollow me now

It’s ok, I’ll stand

I’m a bookshop owner (well small part of one). Much more exciting than a racing cooperative and more rewarding.

D has gone out to the spurs shop for Black Friday. Little does he know they only do the offers online. It’s pissing down. I’m a bit evil for not telling him.

So glad my pension contributions are now being taxed for this.

Went to Paris for football. It wasn’t dirty, people weren’t rude, it wasn’t dangerous. We had a great time, met lovely people and ate lush food. Am I missing any of the stereotypes people have?

Just found Gary doing a wee in the dust pan. Why can't I have a normal pet?

Meta AI is so intelligent, it sent me a prompt to use it in Hungarian. I do t speak Hungarian, am not Hungarian, am not in Hungary.

My dear Celia

The Sean on embankment is absolutely brilliant. Service is incredible, food outstanding and location is fantastic. Had two mains, two sides, a bottle of wine and cocktails for about £55 which for central London is not bad at all

argh, so many videos of random people taking a cat they see outside and claiming the "cat distribution system". No, you're an idiot stealing someone's pet.

The perfect hiding space doesn’t exist

WE PAY TAXES HERE!!!!! Argh has everyone lost their minds?

Call me crazy but while services made a mistake not to search her properly, why is no one laying the blame where it belongs: her harassing ex?! www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Show me a more niche product than this

My cousin loves voice notes. She sent me one over 13!!! Minutes!!!! wtf?!

It’s criminal this book isn’t one of the classics, it should be. @iammilliam.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...

Luke Humphreys needs to get out of his head if he wants to win this

“I bet you wonder how I got here”

It's a bop www.instagram.com/reel/DPahl6B...

Wonder what match they are watching

Just seen black and white cats referred to as thugxedo cats, and it's so fitting.

Cats are aloof and don’t like being petted. And that’s why they move themselves in with strangers, have cuddles with everyone and purr like a motor.

The German darts player I. The grand slam is called lukas wenig, which means Luke littler. 🤣🤣🤣 got to be something in the name of

Sometimes the real traitor is the one right in front of you

I got D into normal traitors. I’m So jealous he gets to watch it for the first time. We only just started season 2 and he’s got a ride ahead of him.

@ronanhession.bsky.social keep seeing your book recommended in German book subreddits, thought you might enjoy that :) www.reddit.com/r/buecher/co...

And seemingly the home end is yet again full with away fans.

United at home and a ground fill of day trippers. Had people abusing staff for not getting in with fake tickets, abusing staff for not letting people into the seat with beer, people in the wrong seats abusing those whose seats it is. Should have stayed in bed.

I feel like in the excitement of THAT twist in the finale, Nick banging the wooden crate repeatedly on Joe's head in what has the be modern tv's greatest slapstick has been a bit overlooked. (Also where's the concussion protocol when you need it).

“We are in trouble for all the crimes”

Still absolutely fucking buzzing from #CelebrityTraitors - can we do it all again right now please? Just phenomenal from absolutely everyone involved but especially casting and editing. Two teams capable of harnessing actual magic. May the other side of the pillow ever be cool for all concerned.

This season of the traitors was the most wholesome show about murdering and betraying your friends I’ve ever seen.