Okay we fucking balled out

"Erm the tarmogoyfs your store sent me aren't near mint theyre clearly played" with all due respect- kill yourse-

They need to make LinkedIn for hoes

Chinese Slingblade: yall got any of them xiaolongbao

Gordon Ramsey at the poop restaurant: auhhh...what the fuck is that? Frozen turds? Fuck me...your customers deserve fresh local poop

2006 Ford Fusion Pedophile Rodney Dangerfield: I'm not even in Jeff's black book, but I'm 3000$ on Kelley Blue Book! Moderate amount of respect!

"FOOD NOT BOMBS"? well, to Pac-man, the median American voter, those are the same thing

I think I'm Acephobic Ventura

This is so frustrating, why is this only an option for APAC? We don't have enough product to run the event in the US! Did WOTC expect stores to stockpile boxes of FF in anticipation of an event we didn't know about until a month ago?

Me please :3c

Gen Alpha States Rights Enthusiast Rodney Dangerfield: I was so late to 6-7, it was already 9-12. Talk about a Three-Fifths Compromise!

No one wants to hear that if you're a puppy girl and get old, nobody will adopt you. Nobody is at the pound looking for grown dog women. It is my cross to bear...

At a certain point you have to stop trying to kick the football when you know they're going to pull it away cuz its never going to be a surprise time where they let you kick the football

Just got mildly hate crimed, its been so long since that's happened. Refreshing

at what point do the things our taxes subsidize become a tipping point for more people? we can't provide food or healthcare or housing or transportation or infrastructure or education but we can bail out AI and bomb children.

I'm moving like Number 41: Bagooska the Terrible Tapir

It's real

Imagining smash bros falcon going hands off my COCK

only talking about chris-chan because i got some stupid f*g cosplaying her on my instagram feed and that shit pissed me off. would it be funny if i cosplayed as Brandon Teena? absolutely not. but for some reason when a trans woman is a victim its funny and quirky to make it part of your personality

the reality of chris-chan is that she is a deeply unwell person who spent her entire life being stalked and harassed and abused by her family and made a lot of bad choices because of it. the same thing could happen to pretty much any deeply mentally unwell person if put under the same scrutiny

i've also only seen one type of person 'cosplay' as chris-chan and i have to say it seems like a very bizarre contradiction. on the one hand if you're that obsessed with her you no doubt think she is a pedophile and an abuser rather than a victim, which, if believed, why are you dressing up as that

i've only ever met one type of person obsessed with chris-chan and they're not good

smoking on that shit that made ghetto smosh

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

dime bag of cheese

Apparently ive missed some crazy baseball in the last 45 minutes huh

Mineragua? No, we are DEVO

The fact that Sheldon Menery's preferred commander was Ruhan of the Fomori says a lot about commander as a format

Legally changing my name to Promissory Estoppel

Puyo Puyo Pot Pie

Jungle is massive Book

THERE GOES PHILLIP BANKS, THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE. HEH heh HEH heh HEHHEHHEHHHEH

if you have counterstrike players in your life genuinely check on them today

Jungle is massive Book

this is what all modern 'epic' music feels like to me

Difficulty finding new tenants

Waddling late

Imagine the most discord voice you can saying "yeah, that version of Spider-man might be an Otaku...awesome." This is something I had to hear in real life, and somehow im expected not to explode this guy because he's a fucking custie

that's him! thats the hokuto no ken!

Wish that girl wasn't poly looking like transgender Margaret Qualley

Turned my game store Chinese today (playing exclusively 80s and 90s Chinese covers of American pop songs)

Planning our weekend adventure

Www.roastbeef.com does not exist and yet i also cant buy it? Something is going on here...