Painted some terrain for work today

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-sex Whiplash- Were you edging or were you gooning?

Its pretty fucked up that the world baseball classic is actually just 'how many Americans can you get on your team unless you are one of the 4 countries America poaches baseball players from'

@ilvaldi.bsky.social hey Charles, could you please DM me? I don't want to put anything personal here on Twitter but I saw your stolen artists proof today and am hoping I can get the person who had it to come back and hopefully get it returned to you. tried contacting you on twitter as well

Nooooo my 50$ investment

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Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

My two pieces for @ygorarepairs.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy

Can A Redditor From The Game Store and a Channer Grad Student Really Be Sisters?!

Saying the US is committing war crimes and expecting there to be any recourse is like expecting the sun to rise in the opposite direction

this is what i think the mahjong tile looks like. it's front facing wallace from gromit. asking for chese

I got that Jesse Pinkman shit

there's a guy at the game store right now wearing a propeller hat and rainbow shoes he literally looks like this

Patchouli fuck you style

Amke day 1 storytelling through only da objects

No lowballs I know what I got

-to the tune of One Last Breath- hold me now cuz I'm throwing up and have a bonerrr/I got nervous at hooters cuz my waitress has big ol boobs

Especially pisses me off because of the inexplicably large number of trans women veterans. I have nothing I could say to someone like that. We are not sisters at bare minimum

Using the draft as an excuse is also bullshit considering that the last time the draft was enforced thousands of people burned their draft cards or fragged officers. If you are so weak-willed that you would kill innocent people you deserve to die, I think you can handle a little criticism online

If you're poor and someone offered you 100,000$ to kill children and you took it people would shun you from society or worse but for some reason if the government is the one offering it we're supposed to excuse it? I've been poor my whole life and no recruiter could convince me to sell my soul

How many world leaders killed or kidnapped or otherwise deposed does it take for the US to get more than reprimands from the international community? Its not even remotely covert anymore, there's no subterfuge, why doesn't every country destroy every US military base in their borders

TMNT appeals to a small fraction of people who already like both MTG & TMNT because it's an almost entirely nostalgia based property at this point but surely it failed for some mystery reason other than 'it was a bad idea'. But at least the art design was better than beloved sets from the past right

Projection-based matchmaking

-gay savage garden- i want to suck and fuck on a mountain, i want to blow some guys by the sea

look at my orb yugi boy

sir, your total will be $9.85, and peter griffin, sir, it is an honor to serve you today.

Its kind of insane how there are only like 2 or 3 magic content creators willing to criticize magic

Its genuinely hard to believe this is a genuine position a person could hold. If you think the three pizzas are preferable to Drivnod how am I supposed to think you actually care about the art of Magic

Perhaps the most deranged ad I've ever gotten

They don't gotta tell me twice

I was just David Lynch on voice chat in tf2 for like 1.5 hours it was so awesome

i can't speak much to inter-community racism but two cis south asian women starting being anti-Indian racist at me for owning them in arc raiders pvp and i gotta say you really have to a pick struggle here. you're not beating the white fat transgender woman at some of this

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i knew i was onto something when i called this pedophile death stranding

"Nooooo, not Highguard! That's where I work!"

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

@chirpendale.bsky.social Hey!! A friend of mine introduced me to your band at my LGS and I found out you illustrated a Seven Dwarves. Would it be possible to send you a copy + return postage to have signed? I plan on making a deck with all signed Seven Dwarves in it. Hope to hear from you soon!

Obligatory FRIDAY THE 13th REPOST

-bug being interviewed about centipede king von- he was an invasive species and he loved killing bugs

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yay :D

saved you a click: it's a cup of poop