taking off my clothes seems kinda fun, doesn’t it?

feelin’ kinda off tonight.

reminder that it’s tummy tuesday. also… hi :3

it’s nice to hear something beautiful from someone you love.

i don't like it when shapeshifters turn into something that has multiple interconnected but separate parts, ie wheels/axles

daily reminder that i’m hot as hell.

golbo has about the same radioactivity as a banana

after careful consideration, i’ve decided that the outfit is giving “secretary at the cheap funeral home” to me. i’m kinda into that.

did makeup to go smoke weed, felt fabulous the entire time.

i’m too faded to be reading about quantum mechanics, but here we are. looking forward to the inevitable nightmares.

happy tummy tuesday. never miss an opportunity to post tits.

i don’t think i’ve posted a single selfie anywhere today… enjoy ✨

hornse 🐴 youtu.be/D9pQuup1uyc?...

was i cute today?

perl was a mistake

existential dread at 3 AM

sweet dreams to all the ada stans

skirt goes exceptionally hard. it makes me feel dangerous ;3

idk i felt pretty

damn, that’s ice cold… i thought my nudity was pretty sexual :(

when did i get so cute??? >~<

tights rock.

i like my body c:

in ada news today, my eyebrow is now pierced. the guy who usually does my piercings just happened to catch me leaving a baby shower when he was opening the shop (2pm on a saturday 🤣 me too bro). so yeah 15 minutes later, eyebrow pierced. looks good, imo!

it’s super weird for me to stare at myself in the mirror, but i’ve been doing it a lot. almost like i… like myself?

i need more dresses. i look fucking hot in dresses.

i’m so proud of my father. he called me at work, and when i sent him to voicemail and his response was “that bitch!” strangely validating.

i need to do something other than program.

if you want to know why i’m mad today, it’s larry ellison’s fault.

so proud of my boi 🥲🦜

i’m having unholy thoughts.

update: managed to avoid a crippling hangover by doing absolutely nothing. i guess that means it worked!

i am absolutely blitzed rn. one too many gin and tonics. pray for me. that’s all.

i loved true crime waaaaaaaaaaaay before i became a woman… was it a sign?

this is as lewd as i can get when it’s this cold 🥶. ada stans, send warmth.

POV: ur getting stoned with me after work.

this weird ass liquid glass ui design on the new version of iOS looks like shit ngl. like, whoever did this should be ashamed and i transparency wasn’t cool when vista did it either, and everything looks ugly as hell… also like vista. weird….

i felt pretty today 🩵

I HAVE WANTED ONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING COMPUTERS FOR LIKE 5 YEARS BUT THE SHIPMENT GETS FUCKED UP EVERY SINGLE TIME it’s been three times now. so i’m posting this for good luck. give me stupid little laptop plz i am paying money 🥲

somebody finally did it so i don’t have to! 😩 non-scala peeps have no idea how miserable the macro system in scala 3 is. BECOME A LISP DAMN IT. scala-hearth.readthedocs.io/en/stable/

this skirt is my new favorite part of weekends. which is making me wonder… why do i only wear skirts on the weekends <~<

Can some vanilla #java user on jdk25 let me know if jep511 was actually helpful? I want to love JPMS, but the way it was integrated has made using it a waste of time for me and most of the devs I know. openjdk.org/jeps/511

now that EA is owned by the Saudi investment fund, the rights to Mirror’s Edge might be negotiable… 🤔

cozy looks so cute on me,,,, do you agree? could use some snuggles. c:

chilly girl vibes are here y’all.

it’s tummy tuesday, i’m feeling good… literally. when did i get so soft?

am i cute? am i girl shaped?? it’s important.

this is the ideal bird body. you might not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.