I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

“It was in the dead of night… it was dark…. The lights in Caracas were largely turned off… due to a certain… capability we have. It was… dark” What an embarrassment.

The US is now responsible for the governance of Venezuela. Toppling the regime of a smaller country is always the easy part. The hard part is what comes after. Neo-cons always expect a pro-US nirvana. It rarely works out. But I suppose the oil companies can seize some assets.

Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator? This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.

An oldie but a goodie #duvetknowitschristmas

A*** from balmoral. A mystery 😂

Not easy to get to sleep tonight - have burnt the bridge of whatever career I had left and really don’t feel that my opinions are so extreme that that should have been necessary

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Burnham says rejoin the eu. This is what I’ve been waiting for. 🎉

Here's a version that was archived. archive.org/details/60-m...

Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

No point engaging in further rhetoric. The truth of the matter is now plain to see. America has sided with Russia and against Ukraine. It is on the side of tyranny. The fundamental questions from this point out are practical, not political.

I stand with president Zelenskyy, and what a disgrace trump and Vance were to him. They tryed to humiliate him in front of the American people, how disgusting and disgraceful the way they treated him 😡😡😡😡

Bwahahaha. Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This timely reminder from Carole Cadwalladr. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

JD Vance, whose wife is the daughter of Indian immigrants, advocated today for the rehiring of a DOGE engineer who was accused of posting “normalize Indian hate” on Twitter. What a pathetic, spineless coward!!

Is the advert for Amazon on tv the shittest advert in history? Son…I can’t skateboard on the beach. Mum….I’ll order a surfboard. Son…. Thanks mum

Exactly this. Just 2% of Musk's wealth could feed the very poorest and most desperate people in the world. He could use his money to do extraordinary things - and could go down in history as a hero. Instead he has deliberately chosen to be an evil, villainous dick

Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.

Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.

Missed this at the time but just watched the BBC storyville documentary Praying For Armageddon. A terrifying look at the US Evangelical movement, its influence on US foreign policy, military, politics and the settler movement in Israel. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I started #dryjanuary on this day in 2019 and I’m still on it. 6 years sober. Best decision I’ve ever made. If you’re thinking about it go for it 👊🏻

#duvetknowitschristmas a bit of light reading if I can’t sleep

MAGA nativity scene…

Happy Christmas 🎄

Channel 4 Syria report. Mass graves with hundreds of thousands of bodies. People killed by the asad government. Truly shocking report

Mikheil Kavelashvili to be president of Georgia. George weah president of Liberia. My prediction- Phil foden for prime minister #mcfc

Man City having a bit of a moment. Pep will sort it out. Hopefully before Sunday😂

Renewables (wind, solar, hydro) will overtake fossil fuels in UK electricity generation this year “Wind is well on its way to overtaking gas as the largest single power source" according to Ember, authors of the analysis www.ft.com/content/2878...

Rebels are within 6km from Assad's palace. Locals are tearing down Assad images & signs 15 minutes from the Palace. Russia is fleeing Tartus port and Iran is evacuating forces. An emergency meeting to be held between Turkey, Iran, Russia, Iraq, Egypt, Jordan, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. #freeSyria

In Daraa, just north of the border with Lebanon in Syria’s south, Assad forces are fleeing or swapping sides to join the opposition.

I listened for 53,669 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped

Nobody got rich on their own. Elizabeth Warren's observation also underpins the argument as to why it is right for the rich to say their fair share of tax.

I love this, and they have split the money between the two communities. Great work kneecap ☘️🇮🇪

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

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For two years 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Pep extends his contract at city. 🎉🍾🎉